Unique Friends In My Class

I didn't realise that my class consists of many interesting people until today. To explain one by one is a tideous work for me, so i'll just briefly explain my classmates.

We have a guy named Hong Leong, surname Chia. He was one of the earliest to be the laughing topic because so happen our APIIT building is 'sharing' with the Hong Leong Bank building. Kinda sound like he's the building's owner LMAO.

We also have this guy called Wy Howe. He introduced himself as Why and How...so Wy Howe...He is one hell of an active-like-there's-always-a-tomorrow-for-him boy. He ah...i tell you ah...can become anak manja for many lecturers already. Damn active in class!!! Well, he's not the kind who likes to seek attention, he's just hyperactive at times. And he's the tallest guy in class! Can you imagine that? Ok-lah, being tall is no biggie, but he's quite perasan about it-lah =p Cool guy, that's all i can say =) Yes, you bet he's my group partner =p Easy to work with =) Oh yeah, did i say that he's addicted to girls? He's one desperate guy...lol (more stories about him and his curiosity below)

Next, we have Eric Ng. What?! Another Eric in the class?! He doesn't look like me in any way, except for the short 'almost botak' hair =p Initially i thought he was the kind of person who would always talk in Mandarin to his chinese friends. but he turned out to be a friendly guy who speaks English fluently! OMG, i was so wrong about him. Kinda sarcastic at times =p

Every class must have at least a singh =p My class is no different. His name is...?

Lecturer: Erm, may i know your name please?
Singh : My name's Jasmin
(everybody paying attention to the conversation...)
Lecturer: Jasmin, alright...*jots down name on paper* By the way, your name sounds very feminine.
Singh : Oh no ma'am, my full name's Jasminder Singh. But you all can call me Jasmin.

There you have it, our self-proclaimed self-volunteered class rep (representative). From then onwards, we've been teasing/calling him Jasmine =D Everytime also disagree with what the lecturers say wan, buat hal sajalah dia ni, lol.

The big guy, Kugen, is also popular among us. My first impression towards him was that i thought he was some sort of a lone gangster. He seemed lonely at first, always seeing him sitting alone at the back listening to his mp3 player, could even hear it from the front of the class. (O.o) After a few days, he don't seem very gangster after all. He was lonely because probably there weren't many Indians in our class yet that time for him to mix around. Now that there are more Indians in our class, fuiyoh, can hear him talking loudly at the back lol.

The oni boy who went for NS is Wong Sin Wah (or something like that-lah =p). No wonder he is 'almost botak'. Lol, another 'almost botak' guy other than Eric and me =D Nothing much about him actually =p

Another person whose name sounds like Hong Leong is Tiong Leong. Lol, he looks very familiar. He kinda reminded me of Teck Hao from SMKSU, a prefect. The only thing different is his height and size (Teck Hao is tall but thin, Tiong Leong is slightly taller than me and has more meat =p). Don't really talk much to him, but he's a nice guy-lah =D

Alas, there's a guy who could beat the record holding Wy Howe in terms of height! This Indian guy, Gokula Krishnan, is friggin' TALL (but thin)!!! He's Wy Howe's biggest foe. Always comparing their height (=.=") Needless to say, he plays basketball and he doesn't even need to jump. Dunking is no problem to him. Haha, he's always the one who says he will "belanja *insert any food here* free flow" (treat us with an infinite amount of any food). Haha, we dared him though =p

Ok, enough of the boys. I know you guys are very eager to find out about the girls. Unfortunately, there are only three girls in class (two initially). Ok, story time...

There were two girls initially in class. The first is a mixed religion (Indian + Chinese). Her name's Sasha, with the "modern hairstyle" as quoted by one of our lecturers lol =D I don't know how to describe her hair...but it roughly looks like afro...no offence lol. She's kinda stern at what she has to say about the topics she has in mind. A bit tomboy-lah, hohoho =D

Secondly, we have Swee Fun. Look at her name also you know she's a pure chinese-lah. Very quiet at times. Don't talk much to us wan. Don't know much about her. But what the heck-lah =p

A week later (last monday, 28th), a new girl came to our class. Tiong Leong told Wy Howe about the new girl and guess what, he RAN to the class immediately feeling rather excited. He even asked us to accompany him, afraid that he'll experience bleeding in his nose lol after meeting her. Hahaha, she turns out to be an Indian girl He was too disappointed about it (btw, who wont be? =p). Haha, he was like banging his head on the wall, stomping his feet all over the place...lol It was just too hilarious =D

Anyway, the girl's name is Vimala...also don't know much about her =s NEVER spoke to her. So there you have it. The three stooges lol. A 100% Indian girl, a 50% Chinese and 50% Indian girl, and a 100% Chinese girl plus other boys i'd mentioned above. That's roughly what my class consists of. The others...i need to get to know them better before i blog more *kihkihkih*

Static

I went out with my siu jie on Monday (the 28th) because there weren't any classes on that day. We went to Parade and then to Sunway Pyramid to 'walk-walk' =p Quite happy also-lah because we (very) seldom go out together (kinda like a date). It can be considered our first date although we used to go out together last time.

Definition of first date to me = Going out alone with siu jie, without friends. Last time used to go out with her but with the presence of our friends, although they actually left us to walk by ourselves.

Anyway, at one point while we were walking, she accidentally brushed her arm against mine (not on purpose-lah! She likes to swing her arms when walking =p). Ok, that's fine to me but what immediately happened next was that she let go a 'shriek' which made me wonder why she did that. I was very puzzled at the moment as she then quickly rub her elbow area that hit me. I asked her what was the problem and she told me she had static. (O.o)

"................................."

"What? Electric don't pass through me lol. How did it happen? What did you do?" All the questions start popping up because all my life, i haven't experienced static before unless i simply touch the sides of my CPU and the VCR =p She then said she and her close friend experience the same thing quite often. Certain times skin contact may cause static according to her...Needless to say, i was quite curious when she said that but i'm quite lazy to blog about it now =p

The next day, Tuesday (29th), i went to college and attended the Computer Technology (CT) course. Lecturer taught for one and a half hours using the projector. Kinda interesting though lol. Was sitting next to my friend throughout the class. When the class was dismissed, he went towards the door knob to open when he shouted in pain. I was like, "Hey you ok or not? why-lah?". The same thing happened to him, static. Again i was puzzled at how this static thing could happen. Can anyone please explain to me how it is generated in the human body? Static seems very alien to me (not alien in the sense of vocab-lah, just alien in experience =p If can, i oso want to experience ONCE). According to him, his 'static' will only happen when he touches metallic surfaces whereas my siu jie's and her friend's 'static' will only happen when they touch skin (???). I'm so confused. I wanna find out what this static is all about! >.<

Let Us Pray

A friend of mine, Randy, is going to be hospitalized for a day in Assunta hospital tomorrow. Reason: a broken bone on his right arm near his wedding ring finger. Click here to see his x-ray. Admitting at 9 am and according to him, his surgery will be around 2pm. Hmm, if he's KO-ed, that means he'll be 'hibernating' longer than my sleeping time...Argh, he'll be able to break my record of 14 hours of continuous sleep. Argh! *ahem* Anyway, wish him the best of luck and be strong! >.< Just hope and wish and pray that he'll be back in one piece, but good oso if i have a friend who resembles Wolverine

Hehe, seriously, good luck dude!

New Burner!

Woke up at 10.30am (considered damn early) on a beautiful Saturday morning. Following my routine, i'll switch on the pc right away, connect, and start chatting even before i wash my face =p But today was special. Randy kept on bugging me to go to PC Fair with him lol. Initially i didn't want to go because i had already decided to get my burner after the PC Fair due to certain circumstances (in another words, im just simply trying to tell you all that i don't wanna state the reason because it's hell long). Long story short: I sent in my old burner for warranty, burner not back yet, shop assistant (Danny) proposed that i trade in my old burner (plus some extra cash) with a new burner with an upgraded status.

So, fine...asked Randy to check out the price of the model i wanted on Friday. He said it's RM239 whereas if i trade in with Danny AFTER PC Fair, it would be RM250. So i thought...wouldn't it be ridiculous if i travelled all the way to PWTC, trade it in (plus some extra cash) for RM239? If i include my transportation costs, wtf, it will only be different by a few bucks!

But this morning, still decided to go (for the sake of accompanying Randy)...hehe, transportation covered by him lol =D I was wondering if the Danny guy would be there in PWTC. Decided to bring along my warranty and some extra cash just in case i coincidently meet him there. Went to the appropriate booth, asked for 'Danny'...he turns out to be the "Lou Pan" (boss)! I showed him the warranty, told him about the burner and asked if he still remembers me (because i've been bugging calling him so many times). Instantly he knew what to do LMAO.

And that's how i got my new burner. I'm not telling you guys what brand it is.

Power Failure

Ugh, i was blogging about my APIIT systems when the powercut happened. So frustrated. But that's not the end of everything. I learned to be thankful at the same time. Why, you may ask. We as Malaysians must be grateful to the Tenaga Team because they strive to deliver us the best form of facility, the elctricity. We often forget about their struggles and how much effort they had put in to give us what's best everyday. We always forget that they're part of our lives. When power failure comes, we tend to complain harshly and scold the innocent people of Tenaga. Come on people, it's just a powercut for a few hours! What if there's no electric for the whole year?! I'm telling you all, you all will cry like sissies and suffer if the Tenaga Team is not doing their job well! Yes, i know some of you may not be satisfied by their service, but always keep in mind that they're providing us with the best service. Would you want (say another team) to handle the electricity issue and always getting powercut because of their inefficiency? That would be really be frustrating. So guys, always remember to appreciate what we have in life although sometimes, not very frequent, TNB may have to undergo some difficulties. Do forgive them. We will not become what we are today without them. Malaysia Boleh! Saya pun boleh! Haha!

*blackout 3 times when i decided to type this, lol, just kidding =p*

Half Life 2 Flash

Interesting flash video to share with my fellow readers, please go to Randy's blog to view it. Alternatively, you can click here to get directly to his post. "Look, can't you see? I'm playing Half Life 2." ROTFLOL

Ja-un: Cerita Menyayat Hati

*Warning! Not for the faint hearted*

Pada suatu masa dahulu, tapi tak terlalu lama dahulu, tapi dah lama berlalu dah...ada sebuah rumah yang tidak terlalu usang tapi nampak usang, yang terletak di tengah-tengah kawasan perumahan XYZ. Rumah ini mempunyai sejarah yang amat menyayat hati sehingga mewujudkan pelbagai konflik dalaman (nanti awak akan faham kenapa).

Dalam rumah ini, tinggal tiga orang manusia dan seekor kucing hitam. Mereka ialah Encik Takok Saiful (Takeo Saeki), Kak Yako (Kayako) dan bebudak kecil mereka bernama Tohsiol bin Saiful (Toshio Saeki). Kucing keluarga mereka dipanggil Si Hitam. Tohsiol selalunya bermain macam budak terencat dengan Si Hitam pada masa lapangnya. Akibat telalu banyak bermain, dia selalunya akan lupa tentang makan minumnya. Oleh itu, Kak Yako akan sentiasa menengking dari sebelah sudut rumah usang itu ke sebelah lagi sudut rumah itu. Ini telah menyebabkan Encik Takok menjadi gila setelah lama mendiami rumah itu. Dia kadang kadang meminum arak sehingga mabuk pada lewat malam.

Suatu malam, Kak Yako telah membuat temu janji dengan cikgu Tohsiol. Cikgu dia mengadu bahawa Tohsiol selalu nakal-nakal dalam kelas dan selalu membuli perempuan. Dia juga pernah membuat mereka malu dengan menonjolkan 'bendanya' ke arah rakan sekelasnya. Berita ini tersebar macam angin di sekolahnya dan cikgu ini ditugaskan berjumpa dengan Kak Yako, emak Tohsiol. Bila dia sampai, rumah itu bagaikan gelap-gelita bagaikan tiada elektrik. Dengan senyapnya, dia mengetuk pintu rumah...

*tuk tuk tuk*

Cikgu: Helo, ada orang kat rumah tak?

Tiba tiba Si Hitam berlari keluar melalui celah kakinya yang sedang menggigil. Dia panik, tapi untuk sementara sahaja. Dia memasuki rumah itu...

Tohsiol: "CIKGU CIKGU!!!"

*Bulu roma cikgunya berdiri, muka jadi pucat habis macam orang menghidap anemia*
Cikgu: Eh, adik...awak punya mak kat mana? saya mahu jumpa dia.

Tohsiol: Mak kat atas...entah apa dia tengah buat...u berhati hati, ya...dia berbunyi macam orang nak lahir anak...muahaha... *dengan tenungan yang sedikit seram...*

Cikgu: Takpe, saya pergi tingkat atas jumpa dia. u pergi main dengan diri awak sendiri dulu ya?" (you all should know what that means...) "Kak Yako, Kak Yako, mana awak? Awak senang tak sekarang? Kak Yako..?

*bunyi orang macam mahu sedang beranak* (aaaakk aaaakkkkkkkk aakkaaaakkkaaaaaaaaaaaaakkaaakkkkk........aaaaakkk.......) Cikgu itu pun curious lalu memasuki bilik dari mana bunyi pelik itu datang.

Cikgu: Kak, awak tak apa ke? Mana awak? Kenapa tak pasang lampu terang-terang?

(tiba-tiba kedengaran bunyi itu lagi dari loteng dalam bilik itu yang gelap gelita...) *muncul kepala yang kotor busuk dengan rambut panjang yang kusut masai dan sedikit kerinting...mata besar Kak Yako besar terbeliak memandang kehadiran guru itu...* (dengan suara yang seram...)

Kak Yako: Apa kau nak..?

Cikgu: What the hell you doing up in the attic in such a condition??!!" (tiba-tiba pulak bercakap Inggeris...) "Gua hampir mati lu tau tak?!

Kak Yako: Sori-lah bang...gua tengah cari Si Hitam, dah-lah gelap macam ni...bebudak itu lagi nak bela kucing hitam, entah apa kena dengan dia. Takpe, nanti saya jumpa awak kat ruang tamu, awak duduk kejap ya? Tohsial...oops silap, Tohsiol akan layan awak nanti...

Cikgu itu pun pergi ke ruang tamu yang terletak berhampiran dengan tangga besar rumah itu. Tohsiol pulak selalu berlari-larian dalam rumah yang gelap itu (yang hairannya ialah kenapa dia tak langgar apa-apa dalam kegelapan...). Akhirnya dia pun layan cikgu...

Tohsiol: Cikgu, ni dia kopi hitam...

Cikgu: Oh, terima.......WTF?!! (hampir pengsan) Apasal dengan muka awak?!

Tohsiol: Oh, tadi saya terlanggar Ming Vase ibu saya, lepas tu terjatuh kat tangga, lepas tu terlanggar pintu tandas lalu terjatuh dalam jamban yang emak basuh tadi...masih ada warna pencuci "Toilet Duck" yang biru-biru tu...muka saya bengkak...sakitnya...

Cikgu: Awak selalu terminum Toilet Duck ke? Patutlah muka awak selalu biru BALKTB (malay for ROTFLOL)

(bunyi dari tangga rumah)
*keletung keletung keletung...sssssssss......keletung keletung...ssssssssss*
Cikgu: Eeee, apa bunyi tu...? Bunyi macam ular tapi bunyi macam kuda jugak...

Tohsiol: Itu bunyi emak jalan lah

Cikgu: BALKTB

Kak Yako: Apasal ketawa-ketawa ni...?


Picture from google.com

Cikgu: OMFG!!!!!! Siapa tu?! Dia pun jatuh dalam jamban ke?!

Tohsiol: Dia tu mak saya...dia ada sejenis penyakit-lah, dipanggil 'Asfugierioledarbuter' sejenis penyakit dari negara jiran kita...haih...apa boleh buat...

Kak Yako: Ya, betul kata dia...lagipun kedua-dua kaki saya tempang, kena merangkak ke sana sini...boring betul hidup macam ni...Alangkah baiknya kalau ayah Tohsiol ada...

Cikgu: Mana Encik Takok? Sembahyang ke?

Kak Yako: Sembahyang? Hah, bagi dia seribu tahun pun dia takkan sembahyang. Dia tu kaki botol...kaki perempuan...mungkin dia tak suka muka hodoh saya...sniff....sniff.....

Cikgu: Alah, takpe-ar...saya boleh jadi pengganti dia...kan?

*pintu besar terbuka sedikit...bayang-bayang yang panjang kelihatan dari luar rumah menjulur ke dalam rumah*

Encik Takok: Oi, kurang ajar punyer cikgu! Brani awak nak ambik gua nyer isteri comel?!

Kak Yako: Ada ke lu layan gua macam isteri comel lu?!

Encik Takok: Hoi! Gua ngah cakap ngan dia-lah $#@%

(Tohsiol memegang tangan cikgu)

Cikgu: Tohsiol, sejuk tangan kau...

(dengan muka yang pucat biru)

Tohsiol: Mestilah...kalau siapa buat ayahku marah, tanganku akan jadi sejuk...maknanya orang yang buat dia marah akan.....

Cikgu: Eh, jangan takutkan aku wei...

Tohsiol: Dia akan..........................akan minum arak sama-sama dengan dia!

Encik Takok: mari minum sama sama (muka merah hangat, jalan terhuyung-hayang)

Begitulah kisah keluarga yang sangat kesian dan kisah ini amat menyayat hati banyak orang terutamanya penduduk kampung itu...mungkinkah mereka masih hidup...atau adakah mereka masih hidup dalam kegelapan...

1st day of College

Baru hari pertama, saya telah melakukan beberapa perkara yang memalukan diri sendiri...haih...Woke up, got ready, walked to the KTM train station. Wanted to use the automated machine 2 buy ticket...but then cant put in my cash notes! Struggled a few times until i called the assistant for help...

Station Ass (lol): Apasal?
Eric : Kenapa wang tak masuk?
Station Ass : Lu mau pergi mana dulu?
Eric : Pergi Kuala Lumpur.
Station Ass : Tekan dulu lah...
Eric : ............. Oh, tekan dulu, ya? (=.=") Lepas tu tekan dewasa...
Station Ass : Hah, skarang baru masuk wang
Eric : Oh, ok terima kasih...(no face oledi)

My mind blow already...nevermind, learn from mistake...Looked at the route of the trains on the map...Rawang and Sentul train passing by KL Station..."ok, i will take the Rawang train so that i won't need to switch trains in KL Central". 3 Sentul trains passed in half an hour...still no sign of the Rawang train...i was wondering..."how come ar?" Then looked back at the map, the friggin Rawang train is not passing by my friggin area! %$#@ Then the same station assistant came to me and asked:

Station Ass: Lu mau pergi mana?
Eric : Oh, tadi i tengok salah. (=.=") (trying to look away from him, damn u, leave me alone-lah...already so malu-lah...)

And yes, he left me alone after that but as soon as the next Sentul train arrives, he was on the lookout to see if i was still at the waiting bench...@#$%

Fine, got on the train...looked around, saw an empty seat near me, sat on it...2 women sitting opposite me was staring at me (maybe coz i dressed very smartly *kihkihkih*)...i was too busy maintaining my good looks *ahem* until i saw the orang cacat sign on my seat window...(-.-") WTF...im sitting on an orang cacat seat???!!!!! Decided to cover malu...by pretending to sleep ROTFLMAO Once reached KL Central, quickly changed seat before anyone else sees im sitting on an orang cacat seat.

Reached college 15 minutes before class started. A lady guided me to my class and said upon opening the door, "this is your class, say hi to your new classmates". You can't @#$% believe what i did..."HI GUYS! I'M new..............here........................." There it goes again...blowing myself up....making a fool of myself AGAIN.........(=.=") Everyone was staring at me coldly...i walked facing downwards...couldn't take anymore embarrassment for the day...Proceeded to sit next to a chinese boy...as soon as i sat, he said that the place was reserved....WTF?!....again everyone looked at me as if they're gonna eat me anytime...Now everyone will think that i'm some weird freak from Lala-Land. Was VERY embarrassed...really embarrassingly embarrassed...(my mind blow again)...

But things started to turn out fine since break time. Had made two friends and went out for lunch with them, at least have the chance to get to know them better =)

*btw, the English teacher bored us to death...she speaks like a man! And her jokes are...lame...sad to say...tsktsktsk*

Another Quiz...

How would you do on American Idol? by geela
Name
Age
Simon says	Musical food poisoning
Paula says	Umm, it had its moments.
Randy says	I'm with Paula on this one
Success level	Get through a few episodes
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Musical food poisoning?! WTF, my voice like Leon Lai ok?! =p

I Would Want To Get This...

What does your t-shirt say? by rejektedrockstar
Name
Age
Fav. Color
Gender	FemaleMaleI dunno...
Ta-Da
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Happy (belated) Birthday Siu Jie!

Yesterday couldnt make it to post an entry because busy =p But i hope she likes the presents i gave. Hmph, i think most probably she'll be keeping the cookies, saving the best for last...Hope she wears the hairclip =) I bet she'll look SO CUTE when she wears them Went out to makan at Kim something-lah, 1 floor below Zen restaurant. All girls (3 girls) except me...so sad...but it's ok, can cuci mata (muahaha). After makan, one of them went first, leaving her money to us me to do payment. When the 3 of us finished eating, i did the payment but soon after that, the two girls left me ALONE at the table. Tension-lah when the waiters and waitresses were standing around the table waiting for me to finish my last sip of chinese tea...&%$#@ (because there were a lot of people waiting for a vacant table)

Watched "Sepet" wif her alone. The movie was nice...just that one thing about M'sian movies...no xxx scene lol. Erm, can anyone please tell me what happened at the end of the story? I was quite dumb-f***ed and wasn't satisfied with the ending...the show was quite short but still it's nice, maybe it's because of 'something else'...got other 'disturbance' during the show. *ahem*

Just now drove to KL to check out once again the route from the KTM KL Station to my college and the route from Kota Raya to my college (see, so convenient...muahaha!). Lucky engine didn't die in KL. If engine die, I DIE. But anyway, it was VERY scary being in KL...so many cars from all four directions! Parked the car in Klang bus station car park. Father forgot where he put the parking ticket...had to search entire car...luckily he back trach his steps and found it lying around the stairs in the car park *phew*. If not...denda (fine) RM50 oh...Ok ok, quit whining...

Aiyo, must finish my "Brothers In Arms" game oledi oh...tomorrow starting college...hopefully got 'eye mo' there. lol

*'eye mo' acts as an eye cleaner (in malay, pencuci mata) ;) Get what i mean?*

Cockroach-fest

Aisey, these few days got so many cockroaches in my house. Just to let my fellow readers know, cockroaches are my BIGGEST fear...Other than that, i also fear all sorts of bugs & creepy crawlies (spiders too)! They are the sickest and the most disgusting species ever made in the world! They make the hair on my skin stand and what else, my reflexes are 500% quicker. Lightning also lose, lol. Let me just give you all a brief recap on what happened few days ago in my house including today.

Day 1: Was nicely watching anime in my room while having my snack in the middle of the night (can be considered supper). After watching, went downstairs to wash my cup and plate when i saw a dastardly humongous good-for-nothing cockroach in the sink! Couldn't care less, went for the Shieldtox and sprayed at it all across the kitchen (walls, floor, flask, in between empty water bottles..etc). I know it's dangerous to do so, but i will do ANYTHING to get rid of EVIL!!!

Day 2: No sign of any EVIL cockroach practising for 100m race in the kitchen at night. *phew*

Day 3: How can there be another cockroach of the same look?! Darn cockroach looking for free food along the stove. My level of fear lessened when it ran away into darkness. Most probably it was scared of me because it thought that i'd murdered its twin brother. Clever but such a coward, muahaha!

Day 4: Again no sign of the EVIL twin brother. Muahaha, i rule!

Day 5 (supposed to be today, i think...): Was going to the kitchen to wash my plates after dinner when an EVIL and no-good-sunovabeach cockroach was sunbathing (apparently it was night time lol) on my pile of plates (earlier dumped there)! WTF?! Called for 'emergency help' from mom (argh, easy job for her >.<). But no, she spotted ANOTHER hideous looking big Bad (with a capital 'B') cockroach in the other sink! WTF, is there some sort of roach-fest deep down in the depths of 'Roach-O-Valley' under the two sinks?! But anyway, she came, she saw, she conquered, end of story......O.o..........=.="...... I take back my words, "Clever but such a coward"..

Such a harmless disgusting EVIL little 6 legged devil can make me squeal. haih, want to become a macho man to protect girls also cannot =p

Just an appetizer:

Busy busy busy!

sorry to disappoint but i may be busy these few days because i need to prepare for siu jie's birthday which is 2moro and my college is gonna start soon. Going to pyramid soon to discuss about b'day plans. i'll try to update when i have enough time. a thousand apologies. Wish me luck for 2moro ;-)

Childhood Sayings Pt. 2

(Skipping all the other events not regarding funny sayings...)

After that dastardly HAPPILY incident, it was already night time. What other sort of entertainment do we have instead of the same old boring ping pong game? Nothing! (Actually there is this game of bullying cicaks with soap water but let's get to it some other time) Luckily i brought 3 packs of cards; An Ultraman deck, A Tank deck, and an Aeroplane deck. That time, who would thought of combining those 3 decks together and play? Anyway, they can't be played like that. Then a brilliant idea came about...if we combined them, we can still play it!

Rule:

1. An Ultraman card defeats an aeroplane card.
2. An aeroplane card defeats a tank card.
3. A tank card defeats an Ultraman card.

It was so brilliant! It worked out pretty well...until i got this card and looked at it suspiciously. It was a picture of a small tank in the back of some dried lalang. I wondered for a moment or so...then the question blurted out. "Why the tank look like the petani use wan?" My cousins laughed a bit, asked me "dei, petani want to use tank for what?! To blast chickens and their paddy is it?!" and they continued laughing and burst into tears as i realised what bullcrap i just said (nah, that's just typical me...always like that =p). It was the GREATEST saying EVER! Even today i can still clearly remember every bit of it =D Couldn't sleep that night because i kept thinking of what i said earlier XD

Moving forward to a few years ago: Everytime we have a gathering (going to auntie's house or grandma's house), my family would surely play mah-jong wan...we-leh? haih, play computer-lor! we would definitely have time to play the 'Metal Slug' (except in grandma's house because don't have pc there). Most of my funny sayings came from there! It's very difficult for me to list down the events in the game, so i'll just make a ranking position of the sayings. Just imagine while you're playing this game, you blurt out all these words...

*be warned: some are extremely lame*

1. KV : Wah, luckily you saved me!
   Eric : It's ok, I appreciate your appreciation.
2. KV : Ei, got goodies here, you want it or not?
   Eric : Of course! Itzzzzz Miiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeee...(rushes to the scene and steals it)
3. For the safety of the ducks!!!
4. JDream: Why you let the enemy kill me?!
   Eric : I don't know! I vroom-vroom but enemy don't die! (using flamethrower)
5. JDream : Why give me pigs??
   Eric : Don't ask me, ask my grandmother.
6. God loves me! (manages to escape from a near death)
7. Come to papa...(luring the enemies closer to me)
8. Look, we're fighting the naked fella. (enemy with only tight jeans)
9. The cow jump over the moon...
10. Happy CNY!!! (blowing up loads and loads of explosives in the game)

Below are the rankings of the overall sayings:

1. Why this tank look like the petani use wan?
2. What is lancap? Is it the act of using your thing and bang-bang on the table?
3. (a noise came from the bedroom in PD around midnight)
   Eric: Ey, kong kong farted ar? So loud wan...?
   KV : No-lar, kong kong snoring loudly only.
   Eric: Sure or not? Old people punya skin very flabby wan. Maybe his dubur bergetar-leh...
   
4. Wait, don't flush the cockroach! Let me sprinkle holy 'water' first. (in Port Dickson)
   
5. Look, it's a smiling fish! (cousin picks up a dead fish by the beach and attemps to 'smile it')
6. Eric: KV, can you please pull this food out from between my teeth? I'll give you RM50 if you can. (food stuck in braces)
   KV: Don't want!.....ROTFLOL Come to think of it, RM50 is more than enough. Open wide!
   
7. I appreciate your appreciation.
   
8. KV: JDream, pls give me half of the rice in that bowl.
   JDream: (attemps to measure half the bowl) Nah, half.
   
9. Eyer...why the table so sticky wan..? You bang-bang till you spill is it?!
10. The silencer in CS: Source is more silent than then silencer before.

There you have it! Although some/most of you may not find them funny, it may well at least stay in my memories till the end of time =) Thanks for reading anyway!

Childhood Sayings Pt. 1

Everyone has gone through their childhood days with joys and laughter. Some were unimaginable, some were totally stupid, some were embarrassing...and some were even disgusting! But hey, mine is so-so-lah...Haha, nah...just a few of them. Even at present, im still doing childish things *nyanyanyaaaahhh....* *cough*

I still remember when i was very VERY young (was a toddler), i used to have a favourite word...a word one could never comprehend. It goes something like this..."a-piku-isa-ping"...now don't laugh...i've heard other people's story and their's are worse ok...mine is not that bad though LOL How nice if it was a curse word back then.. *staring blindly into space* Imagine as a child, i could use that curse word while people will go "eh, so cute-lah when he says that!" Then maybe my aunties will fall for my charm...*cough* Anyway, too bad it was not. Wasted only...

Forwarding time to the stage when i was already around 5-6 years old, funny things start to invade my pure and unpolluted innocent virgin mind. I was curious to know what a magnifying glass was, so i picked it up and started to act like my grandfather reading the paper. But then i noticed that things 'grew' when i see through it (not bad for a young scientist child like me *kihkihkih* My cousin, KV (who is much elder than me) explained the actual purpose of it, and the object that i 'd seen has not actually grown. Perverted Curious minded cute young Eric began to search for his little brother and saw it through the holy magnifying glass! Such a genius! It's like making Albert Einstein squeal in his wet pants when I managed to steal his formulaes (hiperbola like sh*t man ROTFLOL)! My cousin was delighted to see me being a genius disgusted by my acts and looked away immediately (KV is a boy, dammit, what were you perverts thinking?!). Oh well, we're just being kids...hehe =p

Fast forwarding time again to the events in Port Dickson when i was 14 or so...(i guess) my family and i stayed in a rented bungalow for a couple of days. A bungalow with a pingpong table in its basement. My cousins, KV, JDream, and KV's elder sis, and i played pingpong to entertain ourselves in that rather boring house...*sigh* My parents? Nah, they were busy playing mahjong (their routine each time they meet) while gossiping about the bungalow's owner, Steven. We didn't care much actually...until Steven knocked on the front door in the basement (which is where we are). "WTF is he doing here at this time??" He asked us where our parents were and we told him that they're HAPPILY playing mahjong. We 'guided' him upstairs...OMFG, they're still HAPPILY gossiping about him! (notice the HAPPILY word? yeah, that was the whole thing, it came about just like that...and it became a laughing issue once my family had heard my side of the story after they were being bombarded greeted by Steven. ROTFLOL)

Sentence used to explain to my family during the time:
"While we were HAPPILY playing pinpong, Uncle Steven HAPPILY dropped by and HAPPILY knocked on the door. He HAPPILY asked us where you all were and we told him that you were all HAPPILY playing mah-jong. So, we decided to HAPPILY show him where you all were while he followed us. But we HAPPILY forgot to tell you all about his presence"


(no doubt soon after that, they HAPPILY tegur us and said that if there's any stranger nearby whom their talking about, please inform them first)

*Come to think of it, was it our fault? Haih, adults these days only know how to gossip...*

To be continued...

Japanese Hot Fashion

Clothings nowadays have many many designs wan. Got tank top lah, got spaghetti strap lah, got miniskirt lah...all sorts lah. They mostly revolves around females wan. No wonder so many rape cases nowadays. Because you know why? Because men are always curious to find out what's beneath the fabric and how he's gonna touch them. Think im perverted? Nah, just my point of view. Maybe you'll change your mind after taking a look at all these photos. Very very merangsang... Boys, don't get high ar! Girls, don't get jealous if boys get high ar! Hehehe...*evil humsup voice*










*Those are not transparent skirts. These are skirts WITH coloured drawings to make it look more 'cheekik' (meaning: ada oomph)*

Haih, fashion nowadays very farnee wan. This kind of clothes also can be made, tsktsktsk...What to do, innocent girls getting raped while fashion designers are making money.

Ultraman Flawless?

(note: go check out JDream's Ultraman post first before reading mine)

I had watched many super hero shows since i was very young. But the one-of-a-kind fan favourite is the 130 feet, eye bulging, stiff-mouthed, reptilian-looking, red/silver hero casually known as Ultraman.


Ultraman Mata Juling...ROTFLMAO

That was then...look how the Ultraman saga has evolved. We even have purple Ultraman! What?! Has Father Ultra became a gigolo and started seks rambang (free-sexual activity)?! I mean, doesn't Mother Ultra even know that her children are multi-coloured?! Imagine seeing someone whose face is blue in colour while his hands are green...and that his dick duck is purple, i bet he most probably can't and will not find the love of his life.
Multi-coloured Ultraman...another gimmick to fool kids these days. Why? Perhaps the Tsuburaya crew had ran out of creativity in costumes, no? Yes, we all do realise the countless flaws in the production, but what matters most are far from just those stated in my cousin's blog. To answer some of his questions, here are the possibilities and what i think of them personally:

1. The zipper thing along Ultraman's back is actually disguised as a long 'fin' to enable him 2 maintain his posture to fly smoothly in the sky. Obviously he isn't Superman who has aero-dynamic bodyshape, (come to think of it, neither Superman has it) so the most suitable reason must be that. Note that Ultraman has small sissy muscles, which means cheap actors. Kids wont want to see their hero struggling to gain balance in the sky, THAT would appear as a retard of the century.

2. No, the monsters (sometimes aliens) are not racists. They just 'happen' to be there 'unexpectedly'. But i'd prefer them to fight in Afghan or Iraq or any non-urban area. The reason? Collapsed and destroyed buildings make the whole episode a fluke! C'mon! Big structures like the Tokyo Tower being made out of cardboard and then get destroyed a moment later?! And they're rebuilt within a week?! WTF?! So cheap man! But then again, what is an Ultraman show without any chaos? Bottomline: make more realistic plastic buildings. period.


Plastic buildings at the back (VERY obvious)


Realistic looking building with some earth-burst-out-of-the-ground effect, cool!


This is how the city environment should look like. Shot in Australia. Japan, learn from the Australians!

3. Having duels in forests are the best. Trees grow, whereas buildings don't. Who gives a damn if the animals in the forests die? As long as the human population is maintained, it's good enough =p You can't leave it all to nature though. For example, if the duel is set in the ocean. What i mean is IN the ocean, UNDERWATER! Things really get mixed up here.


Fake trees...

The Ultraman and the monster fight furiously underwater...:

- without even a bubble made when they move (unless the actors in rubber suits are performing their acts in a big ass aquarium, which btw i don't think the director could afford cause it's a low cost show *kihkihkih*).

- with the exception of extra long breathing time in the medium. Makes me wonder as well...does Ultraman have slower breathing rate? Or are his lungs just simply 10 times bigger than his head? If he needs to breathe, where are his nostrils? Wow, a 130 feet giant's nostril must be at least...2 metres wide...OMFG!!! No wonder they didn't implement the nostrils ROTFLMAO Speaking of nose-holes...hehe, bad thinking you have there...hehe...how come Ultraman doesn't have that zipper for his dick mommy-daddy button? He can pee in space if he wants to, no perverted alien will go, "Hey Sparky, look! It's Ultraman with his 5 metre long dick duck!" But that doesn't mean he doesn't need a zipper for it, right?

4. Anyway, back to topic. Yes, i agree about the 'M.A.T' (Monster Attack Team) and the weapon designers. Why do you think the airplanes are useless against these fake-and-not-at-all-horrendous monsters? They rarely do any good to help our beloved multi-coloured hero (except a few occasions though, where the puny laser penetrates the monster's eye, distracting it, causing Ultraman to free himself from a trap)


A 'trap' by the monster. Oh wait...that's no trap. The Ultraman looks like he's holding the monster's...

5. However, in some shows, the M.A.T team knows that their comrade is an Ultraman. If that is so, why do they still need M.A.T? Ironic isn't it? It's like saying that you're using a solar-powered torchlight. (If you don't get what i mean, flush yourself please...)

6.No blood is spilled or splattered around the town although tonnes of falling debris are scattered everywhere, not to mention collapsing buildings. Where are all the medics, and police/soldiers?? Why don't the production include talented actors and actresses to cry at the background when their 'family' are crushed by the falling debris?? There's just not enough sadness in the show. Imagine how much the television will be flooded with news regarding the 'flattening of Tokyo'...week by week, same ol' news...so predictable that a chart has to be drawn out to show the percentage of (insert town here, only in Japan, mind you) being destroyed weekly. They can even host a game show.

It goes something like this:

Players place their bets on these towns, the player who places his bets on the town-to-be-destroyed-that-weekend will win extra cash the following week (and the whole process repeats itself, how fun! Haha...).

Hell, so much more to say but im getting tired of this Ultraman thing...it's just too fake for me to blog more about it. Comments, anyone?

More followup pictures:


Alien Baltan being one of the first aliens in the Ultraman saga.


Ultraman Great Vs Alien (settings: on Mars). One swipe from its 'arms' and you're doomed!


This looks awesome!

Kentut

Dalam dunia yang kian mengecil ini, terdapat pelbagai bentuk dan ragam orang di muka bumi. Ada yang berbentuk bulat, ada yang berbentuk lidi, ada pula yang pelbagai bentuk LMAO Tetapi apa yang hendak di-stress-kan kat sini ialah...pelbagai sifat manusia yang dikelaskan mengikut kentut mereka. Mungkin ada di kalangan anda yang sudah melihat email tentang kentut, tapi apa jua pun, saya tetap akan refresh memori anda semula. Kita bermula dengan...

1. Orang Tidak Jujur
- orang yang kalau kentut menyalahkan orang lain. Saya benci orang macam ni LMAO

2. Orang Bangang
- orang yang menahan kentutnya sampai berjam-jam. Tak baik tau...

3. Orang Berwawasan Luas
- orang yang tahu bila harus kentut. Adoi, janganlah awak kentut dalam bilik mesyuarat pulak. Nanti keluar bunyi 'peet peet' masa boss sedang beri huraian topik. Nak cover malu pun susah LOL

4. Orang Sengsara
- orang yang ingin kentut tapi tak boleh kentut. Apasal mahu kentut? Tak boleh kentut kan perkara baik? ROTFLOL/BALKTB (Bergolek Atas Lantai Ketawa Terbahak-Bahak)

5. Orang Misterious
- orang yang kalau kentut, orang lain tidak ada yang tahu atau akan tahu siapa yang kentut walaupun keluar bunyi atau bau sesat. Mereka akan sangka adalah bunyi atau bau objek lain.

6. Orang Gugup
- orang yang tiba-tiba menahan kentutnya apabila tiba masa nak kentut. Kesian betul...Nak kentut pun susah..aih...dunia masa kini memang tak adil...

7. Orang Yang Percaya Diri Sendiri
- orang yang selalu mengira kalau kentutnya berbau harum. Kalau tak harum, maka self-esteem-nya akan turun.

8. Orang Sadis
- orang yang kentut di ranjang terus dikibaskan baunya ke ranjang orang lain. Saya PALING benci orang macam ni...tidak bermoral, tidak beretika dan tidak bertamadun langsung!

9. Orang Pemalu
- orang yang kentut kalau tidak berbunyi, maka akan merasa malu. Tak pernah jumpa orang pemalu sampai sebegini...

10. Orang Yang Strategik
- orang yang menyembunyikan kentutnya dengan ketawa terbahak-bahak biar orang lain tidak dengar. Sangat berkesan! Tapi ada yang guna cara batuk...pun tak salah, berkesan juga.

11. Orang Bodoh
- orang yang kalau habis kentut menghirup nafas untuk menggantikan kentut yang keluar.

12. Orang Pelik
- orang kalau bunyi kentut dikeluarkan sikit-sikit sampai bunyi "tit-tit-tit"

13. Orang Sombong
- orang yang sering mencium kentutnya sendiri (kentut sangat harum ke?!)

14. Orang Ramah
- orang yang senang mencium kentut orang lain. Kesian orang macam ni...selalu dapat cium kentut...nak elak pun susah

15. Orang Yang Tidak Senang Bergaul
- orang yang kalau kentut akan sembunyi entah mana

16. Orang Akuatik
- orang kalau kentut di dalam air sampai berbunyi "blekuthuk-blekuthuk"

17. Orang Atletik
- orang kalau kentut sambil mengeluarkan tenaga dalam. Oleh itu, saya jarang pergi kelas aerobik =p

18. Orang Jujur
- orang yang mengaku habis kentut.

19. Orang Pintar
- orang yang boleh menandai bau kentut orang lain.

20. Orang Malang
- orang yang nak kentut tapi terkeluar tahi... (=.=")

Dengan ini saya harap saya dapat menghiburkan anda semua yang setia bersama saya.

Recent Updates

If you noticed, my blog now has audio...which is quite spooky, very suitable for a dark blog like mine *sky turns dark* But if you don't have the right plugin, then too bad lah *kihkihkih* Besides that, just to inform those who are using IE (if you don't know what that is...only 1 solution for you...like Michael Ooi always says, put your head into the toilet bowl and flush), my blog will appear retarded, as if my blog doesn't like you, or at least that's what i think...LOL! So all i can say is...Mozilla Firefox rulez! Sounds cool as well, though. I'd also learned how to edit and resize my pictures so that this blog would not appear loooong till the bottom of the screen. It was quite annoying-la coz i need to drag ALL the way down the screen to view my previous blogs *sweat* Haih, what a busy day for me...woke up at 2pm, only ate pulut rice! So miskin until must eat cheap economy rice...haih...family now VERY very desperate...so i won't be expecting anyone to ask me out for any occasions...*sniff*...Later after that, had to fill up this $&#@ scholarship form (desperate i tell you...). Now only have time to update blog. Nvm, later i post more cool and interesting stuff for my fellow viewers. Oh yah, please leave comment la. Kita kan perlu ber-komuniti *evil grin*

Interesting Animal Fusion

Just thought of sharing something i've seen the other day. Btw, the penguin looks weird ROTFLMAO!

Games, anyone?

I woke up today just to find out that my 'siu jie' had told her mom about us! Such great news to hear! Proud of her to tell her mom that. As for me...no, i don't think i'll tell mine yet...with bad results and financial problem coming my way, it's just bad to rush everything. But anyway, we'll just have to keep things cool and chill out. Chill out in this sense means gaming for hours! I still hadn't completed my Doom 3 and my newly bought game (not really, i just bought it a week ago) SW: Republic Commando. It's fully packed with action and i don't think i'll ever regret buying it. It was like...one night i was surfing the web i came across this game at gamespot.com and since i had nothing else better to do, i decided to just check it out and without knowing, the next moment i did was downloading ALL the video demos of this game! I didn't friggin know that the actual game was far better than the demo itself! OMG, once i got the hook outta this game, an hour was like 5 minutes in the game! Scary huh? But no, i kept on looking for MORE as i went deeper into the game, as if im indulging myself into drugs...err...not as bad though...I'm telling you guys out there, if any of you happen to be a Star Wars fan looking for an FPS RTS game, i trully recommend this to you. I'm frigging addicted to it dammit! Check the game site for more info (wah, i sound like a game promoter oledi oh...LMAO)

Blogging for The First Time

An hour before midnight, my blog has been born! Haih, my SPM results are not too pleasing by the way...need plenty of rest to forget all my miseries i've gone through...sad case...anyway, hopefully this blog will become a favourite in future...that's all i hope for...

p.s: all my credits go to unknownhuman http://www.unknownhuman.tk/ Thanks man!