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If Santa really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY exists....................Then I hope he will give me an Xbox360 on Christmas. If he doesn't, I will never ever EVER believe it when people say, "Help, I saw Mommy kissing Santa!"
In a kindergarten...Teacher: Ok, kids, draw at least 1 rectangle, 2 squares, 3 circles and 4 triangles and pass up your work by 5pm.Results:
(This post is entirely fictional. But yet again, you can't assume it wont happen though)
After a 2 months-probation period, the final verdict has arrived. Below are the results:
We are officially declared as TAs (Technical Assistants aka Tech Ass) starting from the 19th of December (Monday). Unfortunately, we won't be working during that week because
1) it's our semester holiday and
2) KL branch is closing down, so no further activities are to be carried out during this month (other than packing up stuff to be moved over to TPM)
Sheesh, my blog template has gone out of shape for no apparent reason. The HTML codes seem to have...vanished...*sigh*...I could only manage to save part of the HTMLs, the rest (other bloggers' links, my games lists, etc etc) are gone...Oh well, hopefully it won't be messed up again...or I'll quit blogging...
Next time if you want to make money, no need to work hard anymore. Just hop into Metrobus and they'll give you extra cash (money back guarantee). Why? Because...
Was going home in a Metrobus with a friend from my college. My friend's bus fare is RM2 while mine is RM2.50. He gave RM10 while I gave RM5 to the bus conductor. My friend wanted to exchange one of his RM1 note to a newer note...and guess what?
He got back RM8 with a new RM1 note...but I got RM7.50 in return. WOOT! I "earned" RM2.50! If i used that RM2.50 to cover up my bus fare in the morning (for travelling costs from my house to college), it can be considered as me having a free ride to college. Sweeeeeeeet!
It's not that I'm biased, it's just that sometimes it really gets to my nerve when guys swarm around pretty girls when they see some. Guys can really get 'moved' when they see one nearby, especially when she asks him to do something for her as a favour. For example:
Situation A:
Me: Come, lets go for lunch.
Guy: Aiyo, cannot lah...i veli busy now ler...some more got no money leh...sorry...
Situation B:
Pest: Come, lets go for lunch.
Guy: Sure sure, what time? Now also can. You hungry already? I belanja.
See, get what i mean? All these happened before my eyes to my horror...but no one sees me as a guy who's different in terms of...being "brainwashed" by those pests...
Lastly, why act differently in front of girls? Just be true to yourself!!!
Once upon a time, there lived a miserable black sheep in Country Z. He was born being the last sheep after his brothers and sisters. He has always been a topic among other sheeps because he was black and had a weird behaviour. He was always blur, always thinking that he was the most unique sheep, and that he did not need any help when offered. Many sheeps didn't like his attitude and started to think if they should just ignore him or continue helping this poor sheep.As time passed, he couldn't take anymore pressure in the herd as they were constantly talking bad about the black sheep for what he didn't do (or at least that's what he thinks). The black sheep decided to move out of the herd, leaving his brothers, sisters, and even his mother behind. Some sheeps were glad that he's gone, while some felt sorry for him.This black sheep went to a foreign country by sea (somehow-lah). As soon as he reached Country X, he quickly rushed to a spray paint shop to repaint his wools. Guess what? He painted his wool white and he made friends with a herd of cows (that he thinks they're the superior breed of sheeps). These cows taught him how to despise the sheeps in Country Z, not knowing that the black sheep originated from there.Few months later, the black sheep, now white in colour, came back to Country Z to visit his mother. The news spread to the whole Country very quickly and soon, every sheep started to whisper suspiciously. Before the black sheep moved out of Country Z, he left a notice on the wall stating:"All the sheeps in Country Z are so close-minded, arrogant and selfish. Even the cows in Country X said so. I wish you sheeps good luck as I wont be back till next year."To all the "black sheeps" out there...make sure you judge yourself before you judge others. Do not make a general statement unless you're very sure that your statement is 101% true.
To all my Hindu and Muslim readers (yes, ONLY my blog readers...muahaha), Happy Deepavali and Selamat Hari Raya! Drive carefully when you balik kampung or else you'll end up being a sandwich...or at least you'll look like a white swiss roll wrapped up in white cloth. Ah, what nonsense...While I keep you all busy with my blog, I'll go smoke some Marijuana...*puff*...*cough cough*...
