How to Show the "Finger"

You know sometimes when you're driving on the road and you see another driver tailing you closely, you get this feeling of being intimidated, right? Well, fear no more! The prescription above has met your demand as it now cures all (most actually...) hostility towards that bugger.

When do you show it to him:

1. When he's tailing closely behind you.
2. When he flashes his light rapidly behind you.
3. When a driver honks violently at you for being safe.
4. When a sporty car is spotted speeding while side-winding like a drunken snake, overtaking multiple cars like the road is his father's/grandfather's.
5. When a driver selfishly owns the road by himself without consideration of others, such as the post mentioned previously.
   

Q&A

Q : What should I do?
A : What are you blind? Show him the "finger"!

Q : When exactly do i do it?
A : Simple, just as the driver overtakes you. Make sure he passes by your car completely, then you are free to show it to him. Do NOT show it to him directly to his face, or else you'll face the consequences of him crashing into your car or worse, follow you home.

Q : I was with my family/gf/dog/friends when it happened. Should i show it to him then?
A : No, idiot. Your family is the last you should show that attitude off to! Either way, you should keep your cool when others are around, else you might face the consequences (the angry driver banging your gf, killing your dog, raping your friends... etc)

Q : Wow, where did you learn how to show the "finger"?
A : It's universal, duh...

Q : Omg, he's right beside me while im forced to type this...help...you're the one who got me into this!!!
A : Do I know you?

*A reminder to all who wish to learn to show the "finger", make sure you say something catchy like "Dai sai ah, nah~!" (translation: Act big is it? Nah~!). It sure helps to release some stress on the road.