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If Santa really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY exists....................Then I hope he will give me an Xbox360 on Christmas. If he doesn't, I will never ever EVER believe it when people say, "Help, I saw Mommy kissing Santa!"
In a kindergarten...Teacher: Ok, kids, draw at least 1 rectangle, 2 squares, 3 circles and 4 triangles and pass up your work by 5pm.Results:
(This post is entirely fictional. But yet again, you can't assume it wont happen though)
After a 2 months-probation period, the final verdict has arrived. Below are the results:
We are officially declared as TAs (Technical Assistants aka Tech Ass) starting from the 19th of December (Monday). Unfortunately, we won't be working during that week because
1) it's our semester holiday and
2) KL branch is closing down, so no further activities are to be carried out during this month (other than packing up stuff to be moved over to TPM)
Sheesh, my blog template has gone out of shape for no apparent reason. The HTML codes seem to have...vanished...*sigh*...I could only manage to save part of the HTMLs, the rest (other bloggers' links, my games lists, etc etc) are gone...Oh well, hopefully it won't be messed up again...or I'll quit blogging...
Next time if you want to make money, no need to work hard anymore. Just hop into Metrobus and they'll give you extra cash (money back guarantee). Why? Because...
Was going home in a Metrobus with a friend from my college. My friend's bus fare is RM2 while mine is RM2.50. He gave RM10 while I gave RM5 to the bus conductor. My friend wanted to exchange one of his RM1 note to a newer note...and guess what?
He got back RM8 with a new RM1 note...but I got RM7.50 in return. WOOT! I "earned" RM2.50! If i used that RM2.50 to cover up my bus fare in the morning (for travelling costs from my house to college), it can be considered as me having a free ride to college. Sweeeeeeeet!
It's not that I'm biased, it's just that sometimes it really gets to my nerve when guys swarm around pretty girls when they see some. Guys can really get 'moved' when they see one nearby, especially when she asks him to do something for her as a favour. For example:
Situation A:
Me: Come, lets go for lunch.
Guy: Aiyo, cannot lah...i veli busy now ler...some more got no money leh...sorry...
Situation B:
Pest: Come, lets go for lunch.
Guy: Sure sure, what time? Now also can. You hungry already? I belanja.
See, get what i mean? All these happened before my eyes to my horror...but no one sees me as a guy who's different in terms of...being "brainwashed" by those pests...
Lastly, why act differently in front of girls? Just be true to yourself!!!
Once upon a time, there lived a miserable black sheep in Country Z. He was born being the last sheep after his brothers and sisters. He has always been a topic among other sheeps because he was black and had a weird behaviour. He was always blur, always thinking that he was the most unique sheep, and that he did not need any help when offered. Many sheeps didn't like his attitude and started to think if they should just ignore him or continue helping this poor sheep.As time passed, he couldn't take anymore pressure in the herd as they were constantly talking bad about the black sheep for what he didn't do (or at least that's what he thinks). The black sheep decided to move out of the herd, leaving his brothers, sisters, and even his mother behind. Some sheeps were glad that he's gone, while some felt sorry for him.This black sheep went to a foreign country by sea (somehow-lah). As soon as he reached Country X, he quickly rushed to a spray paint shop to repaint his wools. Guess what? He painted his wool white and he made friends with a herd of cows (that he thinks they're the superior breed of sheeps). These cows taught him how to despise the sheeps in Country Z, not knowing that the black sheep originated from there.Few months later, the black sheep, now white in colour, came back to Country Z to visit his mother. The news spread to the whole Country very quickly and soon, every sheep started to whisper suspiciously. Before the black sheep moved out of Country Z, he left a notice on the wall stating:"All the sheeps in Country Z are so close-minded, arrogant and selfish. Even the cows in Country X said so. I wish you sheeps good luck as I wont be back till next year."To all the "black sheeps" out there...make sure you judge yourself before you judge others. Do not make a general statement unless you're very sure that your statement is 101% true.
To all my Hindu and Muslim readers (yes, ONLY my blog readers...muahaha), Happy Deepavali and Selamat Hari Raya! Drive carefully when you balik kampung or else you'll end up being a sandwich...or at least you'll look like a white swiss roll wrapped up in white cloth. Ah, what nonsense...While I keep you all busy with my blog, I'll go smoke some Marijuana...*puff*...*cough cough*...
**Read at your own risk**As I entered the cinema, I rushed to my seat with anticipation, hoping that I would get a good view of the movie. What luck...I was sitting behind a couple who were doing what couples usually do. And the guy was friggin blocking my view! Damn, I just wished that I had a shotgun at that moment to blast his head off! But as a gentleman...I gave face to his pretty lil girlfriend...who doesn't know the meaning of "public distraction".The movie started off with a brief introduction of how it all began (those UAC on Mars and all the portal bullcrap with demons). Right after the intro, what had truly made me laugh out loudly was the Malay subs displaying "Kemusnahan" which means "Doom".OK, let's just skip to the casts (or rather the victims) of the show, mainly the The Rapid Response Tactical Squad (RRTS). Below are the details of each members and their characteristics and their fate...
Code Name: MacBased on his looks, one could simply tell that this guy is rather an Asian than an American. Therefore, he is destined to die in this show. Easy prediction.
Code Name: PortmanA sinister soldier, he is. He doesn't take things seriously and he's too sinister for a movie like Doom. Most probably he'll die...and my prediction came true...
Code Name: The KidLet's just say this boy is a noobie in the whole RRTS group. With the current situation in Mars, this is no place for noobies. I thought he would at least survive...yeah...in a way...but he was shot dead by Sarge. What a wasted sperm...Tsk tsk tsk...
Code Name: Samantha aka SamAh, every horror movie will have at least a beauty in it...Well, as you've guessed it, she will somehow survive throughout the whole horror thingy, regardless of where it's located; Raccoon City or Mars, the main actress will always survive.
Code Name: GoatGoat...not a very suitable name for someone who's about to breach the UAC. Anyway, tough guy, always looking and acting cool. I like this guy...but unfortunately...luck wasn't on his side...
Code Name: ReaperHandsome guys are always a plus in a movie. Why? Think about it, what's a horror movie without a handsome guy? Aww come on, audiences need to be drawn to something other than zombies and monsters (who are hideous-looking) right? That explains why he lives.
Code Name: DukeFirst impression, this guy's not white...my guess is that he would have a 60% chance of survival. But come to think about it, guys who are given the task to protect main actresses are more prone to die violently...
Code Name: DestroyerWow...another bad-ass-kickin' guy, who wields a chaingun at his disposal. But wait...did I mention that non-whites are more prone to die?
Code Name: SargeThe Rock...First impression, this guy's gonna make it through the movie cause he's a hollywood star. Moments later, I got to know that he plays the role of "The Sarge", who is a villain in the video game. And villains do not have happy endings...
Ever since Siva (lecturer) left APIIT, nobody has been going through Malaysian Studies (codename: MS) with us. We have completely neglected MS as there were no replacement lecturers for that class. And this is the story of what actually happened today...
Uncle G...that's the title we gave to our newbie MS lecturer. Why? Well, it's basically because he looks like a Wise person (although he looks darn old with his young-at-heart attitude). And as you have noticed (or haven't yet), "G" stands for Grandpa. LOL
Before the class, rumours were passed around saying that this fellow lecturer was still in APIIT TPM.
What we thought: No class again...*sigh*
What had happened: I was sleeping in the syndicate room when my mates woke me up saying that the lecturer arrived.
They claimed that I will LIKE the newbie lecturer for who he is. I took my bag and walked straight to class...only to find out that an elderly old folk is taking his sweet time staring at the pc monitor.
I sat in front of the lecturer's table. Guess that was the biggest mistake I'd made. I'll get to that later. Everyone returned to their seats and there was silence. Guess who broke the silence...and it was a bad start...
"Which is the icon to access the web attendance?"
As I was sitting in front...I was truly tragically shocked by what he had mentioned! It was the dumbest thing I ever heard from APIIT!
We told him to click on the Internet Explorer icon...
"Which one?"
"There, the one below your mouse pointer"
"Where? You mean this 'e' shaped icon?"
"Ya..."
"Are you sure?"
"DUH!!!"
These are the rest of the questions he asked us...
"Ok, now I've clicked it, now how do I get into the site?"
"Which button do I click then?"
I felt pain in my a** everytime he asked those questions...even a parrot is smarter than him...at least the parrot is better in learning...After marking down our attendance into the APIIT website, he asked us if we knew what our intake code stands for. Like we even bother! Go ahead and teach, folk! We're left so far behind and we don't have time for NONSENSE!
As he preached about the intake codes...
...he took one our fren's MS textbook and asked, "Eh, what book is this?" For God's sake, READ THE DAMN TITLE!!! It states "MALAYSIAN STUDIES"!!
Okay, fine...now he really got into my nerves...what next? He asked Kugan to read out the MS textbook's copyrights! Great! What a waste of time! Thank YOU so much! Great job! And guess what? He spotted two innocent girls who had a photocopy of the whole book. His expression? Like this:
He recommends teaching us MS not through the text book...but online! WTF??!! Being the handsome guy who chose to sit in front of his table is a helluva darn mistake!!! As he browsed through the net, every single page couldn't be displayed! That's an act of wasting precious time when you can teach us directly from the text book!
Lecturer: "Ok, now I'm going to introduce myself. I am *writes name on whiteboard* Mr. Warren. There are two reasons why you all should remember my name. The first reason is not as important as the second reason. Can anyone give me the reason why?"
Student: "So that we know who taught us...?"
Lecturer: "Yes, that is correct! So that you know who tortured you all. Now what's the second reason?"
Me: *whisper to friend* "Wah diu...he will definitely say 'the second reason is more important than the first'. Heh, don't believe?"
Lecturer: "The second reason is more important than the first. Can you guess it?"
I couldn't guess the reason, but I guessed your sentence! So predictable...
Lecturer: Okay, the second reason is, don't ever call me 'Sir' because I don't have any qualifications as a Professor or Doctor or what-so-ever. Just call me by my name.
Like hell I care about your background...just TEACH, old man!!!
The class continued miraculously while having him telling us lots of crap that wasn't relevant to the subject...you know...bedtime stories of some sort, just that it has got to do with Malaysia/Malaya.
Break time came. After I went to toilet and came back, he seemed to be staring at the monitor screen for around 5 minutes showing "Page cannot be displayed". Now that's what I call a noob...really...
Status: Probation
Duration: 7th Oct - 30 Nov 2005Mentor: Ang Wey Loong
Mistakes: 2 (not gonna disclose it)
Successful Tasks: Quality Check and Test-Printing
Salary: RM?
Number of hours worked so far: 5
Note:
Duty is still a duty...no more Mr. Nice guy...must learn to be serious and if you find me LCLY, too bad-lah...I had learned my mistakes...embarrassed like $#!T...
Boy: I have been waiting all these while to say this, and now is the perfect time.Girl: Yes...? What is it..? *blush blush*Boy: Will you be my girlfriend? *with a charming sohai smile*Girl: Erm...although we have been together for a long time, I still think that I'm not prepared yet, I hope you'd understand.*Romantic song played by a violin stops*Boy: Why? Aren't we close enough? Alright...I'll follow what your heart tells you. But can I be your "kor kor" instead? I'll promise to take care of you *smiles like a sohai*Girl: Why not? It sounds fine to me!Boy: Jie Jie...Girl: Kor Kor...*Violin playing a romantic song again, both of them started holding hands**The End*From the case study above, the term "kor kor" and "jie jie" doesn't differ much from the "girlfriend/boyfriend" term, right? Just to make it sound right (or maybe more precise), it is just a less formal way of claiming that you're someone's boy/girlfriend.In another words...it can also be classified as the term used to show that the boy hasFAILED TO TACKLE THE GIRL AND HE'S USING THIS LAME TERM TO COVER UP HIS DIGNITY.Period.
(left to right)Top row: Sai Mun, Me and Eric NgBottom row: Wy Howe and Sin Wah
Sin Wah gangbanged...
