Sunday, August 28, 2005

Fear Factor M'sia A Total Flop!

For those of you who didn't manage to catch the launch of the Fear Factor Malaysia (FFM) in Sunway Lagoon (SL) last Thursday (which is aired yesterday 1.30pm on NTV7), let me give you a briefing on how sucky it is...

100 contestants are 'invited' to the challenge...oh wait a minute...did i mention 'Sunway Lagoon'? Oh my GAWD!!! FFM in Sunway Lagoon??!! Are they mad??!! S.L is a family recreation for happy families...and...and...and the FFM producers/stuntmen/coordinators/or "whoever the fcuk is" are making that as the platform to launch that ceremony??!! WTF?! Am i supposed to be scared?! Or am i supposed to be enjoying myself?! Heck...if FFM is held in Gua Niah or Gunung Kinabalu or something, then i'd be rather nervous...but SL...omg...
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OK, back to topic. What has the FFM crew have to offer the contestants? Let me guess...bad ass crocs? What about...a pool of stag beetles (no pun intended)? Or let's say...bunge jumping from the suspension bridge? Nah...all these never happened. Instead...we witnessed a jar full or CRICKETS (wtf?), FROGS (wtf x2), HARMLESS SISSY SNAKES (wtf x5), "KODOK" (wtf??!!), and the rest of the jars are a repeat of the above. Contestants are to put their hands into their respective jar. I was "wtf-ing" throughout the 1st challenge...knowing that ALL the contestants will be able to make it through to the next round...haih...
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Comments/Feedbacks from the contestants:
Contestant #1: Erm, i think it was ok lah. Not that scary as i'd expected lah...

Contestant #2: Eyer, saya rasa macam...ada sesuatu yang berlendir menyusur kat tangan aku. Geli rasanya!

Contestant #3: Ah, entah apa yang saya sentuh tadi tapi...*jilat jari*...rasanya sedap
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Contestant #4: The challenge wasn't up to that extend that it would make us think twice before attempting it. I mean, it was good, but i was expecting more from FFM. I had fun though.
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2nd challenge:-
Contestants are required to jump into the wave pool (legs first), grab the coloured flag given at the bottom of the pool, and swim to the 'shore' ASAP.

No goggles will be given...wtf...i can swim...but w/o goggles...cant swim...(T_T) So unfair for them. Nvm...FFM is like that...terrible management and coordination. When they reach the shore, the staff who're supposed to jot down their names were kinda 'kelam-kabut'. I was so bored/pissed/annoyed/irritated that i switched off the T.V. No eye see already...
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Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Secret Glimpse

The new semester had started (which was last Monday, 8 Aug)! Unexpectedly, we had a new batch of intakes in our class. Obviously, the class was actually divided (more like separated) into two sections: my batch of classmates and the batch of new intakes.

What had actually brought hope to us was that...heheh...there are two new girls in class LOL Not only that, we also have a friend who's from Africa. Now isnt that cool?!

The first day was totally awkward for them because we tend to stick to our own cliques. So...we didn't get to know each other that well. Oh ya...one of the new girls only attended the Malaysian Study classes, so she's not counted-lah
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So, we're left with one girl...hmm...not gonna disclose her name...don't intend to (P&C reason). Let's just say she's kinda attractive...lol...dats all i can say...for now...XD Many guys (in fact, MOST guys) talked about her almost all the time...one of them wanted to chase her...some even tried to take a photo of her at the background by using me...using ME...as the centre focus of the shot. But i refused because i know their intentions...haha, luckily
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(skip the uninteresting part until recently...)

A week passed by as swiftly as it is...
On tuesday, 16 Aug., one of my frens told me something that i didn't expect. He told me that she has been eye-ing on me lately! W-T-F?! initially i thought he was just making up a story, so i just brushed that matter aside. I mean come on; handsome im not, capable im not, rich im not, fit im not...how can such a girl be attracted to me? (trying not to be perasan here...LOL)

Despite the act of brushing the matter aside, i started to think to myself...what if it's true? I'll just have to see it for myself...and true enough, she really DID look at me. Not gonna mention how i proved it (cause it will be a darn long post). And heck, even when i was looking straight into her eyes, she didn't look away! Instead, i quickly shifted my view...Coward, i am...(=.=")

My feelings now: Kinda shocked about it, but at the same time feeling syiok! XD
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Friday, August 12, 2005

Hazey Excuses

What do you say when these situations occur to you:
Beware, some might piss people off


Situation #1
Police Officer: Encik, awak pandu melebihi had yang ditetapkan. Sila tunjuk IC.
Me: Boss, bagi satu lagi chan ah...Aku tak nampak sain tu lah...sangat HAZY.

Situation #2
Lecturer: Eric, why are you talking at the back of the class?
Me: Sir, have HAZE, cant see the slides properly. I had to ask a friend what is displayed.

Situation #3
Me: *eye-ing at a pretty girl by the roadside*
Gf: Eric...why are you looking elsewhere...your gf not pretty enough is it?
Me: Eh? I thought that was you. I blame the HAZE!

Situation #4
Me: *playing as a sniper in CS...always miss target*
Friend: Wah...you sniper skillz damn bad lah...
Me: Yala, what to do...HAZE wert...

Situation #5
Mom: Eric! Why do you have to come home so late from APIIT?!
Me: Er...the HAZE-lah! I lost my way home...so hard to see where i'm going.

Situation #6
Me: *enters the ladies*
Lady: ARGH!!! You PERVERT!!! Get OUT of here!!!
Me: Chill man, chill! I thought this was the Gents! Very HAZEY, you know!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Suck-up Caller

*While i was about to finish my bath, my handphone rang*

Me: *Rush back to my room with my towel on* *check miscall and called back the fellow's handphone* Hello?

Caller: Harlo...?

Me: Yeah? What is it?

Caller: Who's this?

Me: Wei! You called me and you ask me who i am??!!

Caller: Who's this?

Me: (-.-") Eric...

Caller: Eric...? How old are you?

Me: ...... *silence*

*handphone line cut off*

Me: Tiu...@#%&^#@

(oh yeah, he friggin pissed me off)

Monday, August 08, 2005

Backside House

*house door bell rings while i was on my way up the stairs*

Me: Yes?

Singh guy: #^&*#

Me: What (the fcuk)?

Singh guy: #&*%@

Me: Huh~?!

*Another Singh guy came out from his car*

Singh guy #2: You the owner?

Me: What owner?

Singh guy #2: Are you the backside house owner?

Me: *wtf is a backside house?!* Err...no...

Singh guy #2: That house behind...no? O.K.

1) Do i look like some shit owner?
2) Bad command of English language..."backside house"...lol!

Saturday, August 06, 2005

The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 8

Only for students of KLD0F0503

*note an error in the previous post, supposed to be; "..and it is FOUR (not three) against two! Will they triumph? We'll find out...

Part 8: Revenge of The Sith Queen...

Anthony: Master! I cant believe what's happening! Eric Ng is back from Hell...and furthermore, he has become MUCH stronger than before...and now he's on their side! What do we do, master?

Dvd Tan: Don't worry too much...i know what to do...i'll deal with him.

Dvd Tan took out his "Bling Bling Mirror of Doom", placed it steadily on the ground, enchanted some nonsense...and enchanted more nonsense. Eric Ng and Wy Howe worked as a team as they 'tah pau' (double teamed) Dvd Tan. Eric went to the left while Wy Howe headed to the right...both of them performed their finishers before Dvd Tan was able to finish enchanting.

Dvd Tan (with the ears of a bat and the eyes of an eagle) did his "Loser's Stare" at both the incoming pingpong balls...and guess what...both the balls exploded! Wy Howe was left in disbelieve...he retried several times, but each of them is parried, deflected, or exploded upon the gaze of the "Loser's Stare". Wy Howe gave up...but Eric Ng soon thought of an idea.

If only he could make the ball screw at an angle where Dvd Tan isn't able to predict...that would buy time for Wy Howe to hit directly at the mirror..."I'll distract Dvd Tan with my screw ball!", Eric thought to himself...

Eric Ng: Wy Howe! Don't give up! Keep smashing him! I'll handle the rest! Got it?!

Wy Howe: Okok!

Eric Ng was very confident that he could break the mirror Dvd Tan's holding. It's only a matter of time...he screwed his balls...making them fly pass Dvd Tan and thus distracting him from Wy Howe's balls. He performed "Loser's Stare" again...but this time it only manages to hit Eric's balls! One of Wy Howe's balls is gonna hit the mirror...*smash*!!! The mirror breaks!

Dvd Tan: Nooo!!! My mirror!! What have you done!!

Wy Howe: Oh yes!!! Gimme a 'Five'!

Eric Ng: Yeah! Peace!

Anthony: Hahaha, insolent fools! That was the fake mirror, idiots! I replaced it when you guys aren't noticing. This is the REAL deal im holding here in my arms...*smash*...omfg, wtf?! The mirror...it's...broken!!! But how...

Wy Howe: Wow, that was sweet!

Eric Ng: Thanks!

Anthony: How...i thought i saw your screw ball exploded...and Wy Howe's smash ball hit the fake mirror...where did THIS ball come from??!!

Eric Ng: Hehe, don't underestimate the 'Ping Pong General of the 11 Heavens'. I forgot to tell you about the "Hidden Shadow Smash" technique.

Dvd Tan: My mirror...my...mirror..sniff sniff...

The evil laughter that echoed last time could be heard again...and this time it gets louder...dark clouds started to form in the sky...blocking the Sun...the whole world turns dark and gloomy...everyone looked up into the sky...expecting someone with great power to descend from the clouds...

Evil voice: What are you looking at...? You guys are so predictable...it is no wonder the Bright Side are in control of the situation now...and stop crying, you fool! You guys make me sick!

Dvd Tan, stunned by the presence of Evil Selina who had appeared out of nowhere and standing right behind him..said, "Err...sorry Your Highness...I was err...getting ready to greet you...but..."

Evil Selina: Silence! Get out of my sight, you junk! I can handle them all by MYSELF!

Dvd Tan: Yes, Your Highness...(whispers, "what a b*tch")

Evil Selina: I heard that!

With incredible speed, Evil Selina punched Dvd Tan in his guts...*blood spilling out of Dvd Tan's mouth and stomach*...injected some poison fluid into his stomach...and left him sprawling in a pool of blood on the ground...the poison reaction was fast...it spread throughout his whole body...fire started to lit up around his body, burning him violently...

He screamed and struggled to put out the flames...but to no avail...after the flames...his skin began to wrinkle...then tore apart slowly...and soon it rotted...The painful and horrific yell came echoed in that area but nobody...not even Anthony can save him from this tragedy...

Evil Selina: Anyone else who wants to go against me...? Please do so...or i'll start first...*staring at Abdullah Khaled as her first victim...*

*end of Part 8*

Coming up next...

Part 9: No One Lives Forever

Sneak preview of Part 8 : Evil Selina meets her twin...

*wait for the next episode*
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Friday, August 05, 2005

The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 7

Only for students of KLD0F0503

Part 7: A New Hope

Eric Ng: "Just tell me what to do...i will accomplish it...for you are my master..."

Dvd Tan: "Good...err...go and help Anthony annihilate your 'friend'!"

Eric Ng: "...Yes...Master..."

Anthony moved aside, allowing Eric Ng to walk pass him and confronted Sai Mun. Just as he passed by Anthony, Anthony felt a very strong aura from within...he was too terified to even speak a word. Anthony backed off and let Eric Ng take control of the whole situation.

Sai Mun: "Eric! It's me! Your buddy! Please...don't kill me! Please...remember...i used to be your pingpong partner...if you kill me, who's gonna play with you? Come on, i know that deep inside of you, you can fight back!"

Eric Ng: "It's no use...no matter what you say...no words can influence me...now...prepare yourself...for i have become much stronger after being sent to Hell and back to Earth...and i mean...MUCHHH...strongerrr..."

Eric Ng whipped out his pingpong bat and started to do his "101 Spin Balls" technique. All Sai Mun could do was to defend himself against those spiral moving balls. The balls hit Sai Mun with incredible impact (highly explosive) that made him fall back a few steps closer to the edge of the cliff...

Eric Ng: Haha, what are you doing?! Fight back...you piece of coward...i wanna have some f-f-f-fun...muahahaha!!!

Eric Ng raised his bat, did his "101 Spin Balls" jutsu again and emitted a stronger aura..."Now you die!!!", Eric yelled at Sai Mun. He threw the ball up into the air...got his arm ready to screw the ball...*thud*...someone held his arm...he looked back...

Eric Ng: What the...who are you?! How dare you interfere! Never died before is it?!

Guy in a cool pose: I don't care who you are...where you're from, or what you do...but using your powers to do evil is not my thing. So i suggest you pack your things and go home...and don't ever come back...or i'll send you back to where you belong.

Eric Ng: Who are you to talk to me like that?! You think i'm scared ar hah?! Come lah if you're so tough, let me beat you in a game of pingpong!

Guy in a cool pose: My name is...*drum rolls*...Wy Howe...and i'm back in action!

Sai Mun: Wy Howe! Don't kill Eric! He's one of us, he turned into a Zombina because of the influence from the Dark Side!

Wy Howe: OK, i got it!

Out of nowhere, a pingpong table dropped from the sky, landed perfectly on the field. Both players took their positions. They started playing furiously, blow after blow each player received and it seems to be getting stronger and faster each time. Eric played pingpong the technical way, whereas Wy Howe played it the hardcore way. Eric countered each of Wy Howe's balls perfectly but alas the ball ended up being smashed by Wy Howe. He used his "
Annihilator Ping-Pong Guchi-Machi" smash against Eric Ng, at the same time hitting him in his face.

Dvd Tan and Anthony watched in amusement...

Eric: Why the heck...did you hit me?!

Wy Howe: That was for killing all our allies! Come on, why are you being so naive?! You have been influenced by the Dark Side, can't you see that?! Wake up, Eric! Come to your senses!

Eric: I don't care if what you say is true! I just wanna play a good game!

Wy Howe: Very well then...

Wy Howe kept on smashing at Eric's face and body. Eventually he was knocked out...and when he woke up, the spell that held on to Eric Ng was gone...he had totally forgotten what had happened earlier...Dvd Tan and Anthony panicked when they found out what they had just witnessed...Eric Ng is back on the Bright Side...and it is five against two! Will they triumph? We'll find out...

*end of Part 7*

Coming up next...

Part 8: Revenge of The Sith Queen...

Sneak preview of Part 8 : The evil laughter that echoed last time could be heard again...and this time it gets louder...
*wait for the next episode*
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Thursday, August 04, 2005

The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 6

Only for students of KLD0F0503

Part 6: Sai Mun vs Anthony...who will win...and who will perish?

Sai Mun didn't know what to do. Sai Mun evolved into the "Fearsome Beast" and prepared to attack. Thick brown fur covered his head and neck, long teeth grew from his mouth, saliva drooling disgustingly, big sharp claws extended from his strong arms, his body figure became more macho and his eyes filled with rage.

Anthony looked a bit amused when saw what had happened to Sai Mun. Nevertheless, Anthony started the battle by calling upon the forces of nature. He summoned the power of the lightning first. With that power gathered in Anthony's hands, he unleashed "Force Lightning" unto Sai Mun. Sai Mun's agility had made him bypass all the lightning at the same time leaping towards Anthony...closer and closer he went towards Anthony...and just as Sai Mun could reap Anthony apart with his claws, a jolt of lightning hit him in his torso. Sai Mun fell backwards, feeling numb in his torso.

Anthony: Haha, that was just the beginning! Now take this!!!

Anthony discharged more and more lightning from his hands, paralyzing Sai Mun. Sai Mun was so determined to win the fight. Therefore, he somehow broke free from his lightning grip and plunged towards Anthony.

*swiish swoosh* (sound of Sai Mun's claws)

Anthony: Oh my gawd!!! My beautiful face!!! Noo!! You're gonna pay for that!

Anthony held up his hands in the sky and summoned the
power of the Hail Storm. Stones and ice cubes as big as a golf ball and weighed as heavy as a brick started falling from the skies. Anthony developed a shield around him, preventing him from being pummeled by the hail storm. Sai Mun, not knowing where to go and what to do, stood in a macho pose while he's being hit by those ice cubes and stones. Fortunately his muscular body figure helped him overcome the hail storm; the stones break when they hit his chest.

Anthony was so upset as his plan didn't work out. So he immediately call upon the power of the Twisters. Two huge swirling wind formation which stretched from the sky down to Earth were summoned. They whirled slowly across the battlefield, swiping EVERYTHING that stands...but the Fearsome Beast still stood tall. The strong wind brushed against his body, but not strong enough to lift him away from the surface. Instead, he leaped into one of the tornado to actually gain momentum for his next attack.

After spining several times in the tornado, he jumped out of its radius and clashed into Anthony, knocking him down. Anthony and Sai Mun struggled, both hitting and punching each other while rolling towards the end of the cliff...

Unfortunately, Anthony gained his balance, managed to corner Sai Mun at the end of the cliff and said, "Haha, i've got you now. You've got no where to run now. Any last words...punk?". Sai Mun looked back, and noticed that the height was too distant for him to barely survive if he was to fall down...

Just before Anthony could do anything, he heard someone shouting. "Wait! Hold on!...I manage to get my bat back...now what do i do...?" Dvd Tan, Anthony and Sai Mun was indeed shocked to see Eric Ng back from Hell...Dvd Tan thought he had closed the portal to Hell...but Eric Ng just managed to come back...ALIVE! Not knowing what to do, Dvd Tan didn't say a word...

Eric Ng: "Just tell me what to do...i will accomplish it...for you are my master..."
Dvd Tan: "Good...err...go and help Anthony annihilate your 'friend'!"
Eric Ng: "...Yes...Master..."

*end of Part 6*

Coming up next...

Part 7: A New Hope

Sneak preview of Part 7 : The strong aura had awakened his competitor...
*wait for the next episode*
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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 5

Only for students of KLD0F0503

Part 5: Dvd Tan's Extreme Domination


H.Leong watches in despair as his name is being written in the air...He asked H.Leong if he got any last words...too terified to do anything...H.Leong blurted out, "PGA stands for Pregnant Girls Association"... and the very next moment, he blew up without any traces left behind. Although "PGA" doesn't make any sense to the Bright Side (i mean come on, honestly, what does PGA have to do with the battle...?), they felt a great loss in their team. Now it's up to T.Leong, Abdullah, Sasher, Swee-No-Fun, and Sai Mun to save the world!

On the other hand, Dvd Tan had lost his ability to re-use his "Pen-o-Destromania". But he has one more secret tool that could be a turning point in this battle! It's called the "Bling Bling Mirror of Doom".

Dvd Tan: Now that the "Pen-o-Destromania is useless", I'd have no choice but to use this "Bling Bling Mirror of Doom". Let me show you what i've got, muahahaha!!!

Before Dvd Tan could perform his jutsu onto his mirror, T.Leong, enraged with fury, charged towards Dvd Tan with his gigantic flail. He swung it at Dvd Tan but he dodged the first blow, which landed violently on the ground next to him. It left a big hole in the ground. Without further delay, T.Leong took out his flail from the ground and started to pound Dvd Tan but he was too quick with his mirror!

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T.Leong's flail...LOL

Dvd Tan dodged all T.Leong's attacks but failed to do so when sand entered his eyes. As a result, the flail successfully hit Dvd Tan in his face. He fell off his feet and landed on his back on the hard ground. He was still holding the mirror in his hands because he didn't want to break the mirror...his prrreeeaaaccciiioooouuussssssssssss...

T.Leong: He was my brother! You freaking @$#ole, you killed my brother! I won't forgive you, ever!!!

T.Leong wasted no time in finishing Dvd Tan. Anthony, watching from afar, decided to help Dvd Tan. He covered and trapped T.Leong in an unbreakable bubble. With that, the bubble will slowly shrink in size, thus making T.Leong hard to breathe and move about. Sasher came into the scene to help break the bubble but it was useless. Sasher's nails broke while doing so. Swee-No-Fun backed her up and also decided to help...but it was all a waste of time and energy.

Dvd Tan got back up...with a broken nose and bleeding from his mouth...Angrily, he unleashed the power of his "Bling Bling...*yawn*...Mirror of Doom". He placed it firmly on the ground, enchanted some nonsense, the mirror glowed and shined brightly, and enchanted more nonsense.

Dvd Tan: Hahaha!!! Now I've got you all! Kiss your @$$e$ goodbye!!! T.Leong, you can meet your brother on the other side of the world, muahahahah!!!

The mirror sucked T.Leong, Swee-No-Fun and Sasher. They're trapped in Dvd Tan's mirror!


Dvd Tan:
"Hahaha! Let me count your heads! One, two, and three...THREE people in my mirror! Hahaha! T.Leong, Sasher and Swee-No-Fun...how FUN, muahahahaha!!! So easy to kill them, no challege la..."

Anthony applauded in amusement.

Anthony: Wow, master! You did great! I'm so proud of you, master. I will reserve the fight between you and Abdullah. But now, it's me against that Sai Mun, the so-called "Fearsome Beast".

Dvd Tan: Very well then. As long as this mirror is in my possession, nothing can stop me, muahahaha!!!

*end of Part 5*

Coming up next...

Part 6: Sai Mun vs Anthony...who will win...and who will perish?

Sneak preview of Part 6 : Sai Mun didn't know what to do...
*wait for the next episode*
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Monday, August 01, 2005

The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 4

Only for students of KLD0F0503

Part 4: Kwok Sheng's Fight

H.Leong steps forth, casts some spell onto his sealed bank notes and spread them on the ground around Kwok Sheng.

H.Leong: Hahaha! Now you won't be able to free yourself for i had put a trap all around you. One wrong step and you will be blown into millions of pieces, making it impossible for you to regenerate your own body parts. Hahahaha!!!

With a smirk on Kwok Sheng's pale zombified face, he sees it as a game of Dare. He didn't care what H.Leong said. Instead, Kwok Sheng didn't hesitate at all and went all over the notes like it was some pop-pop firecrackers sold in 'pasar malams'. The ground exploded and created a layer of dust all around Kwok Sheng...

H.Leong and the others couldn't see what was behind the
thick layer of dust. When it subsided, they saw part of Kwok Sheng's body. He was still standing!!! Everyone was shocked to see him able to withstand the shockwave and impact caused by H.Leong's sealed explosive bank notes. H.Leong is totally speechless...

Kwok Sheng, with an evil grin said, "Told you...it wassss...nothing..." and with great speed, he ran towards H.Leong and caught him by the neck...H.Leong struggled and then whispered..."You cant hurt me...if you do, I'm gona blow you into pieces...and both of us are gona die together..."

Kwok Sheng looked behind and was shocked to see a bank note stuck on his back. He said, "I...wont...kill...you...grrrr...i...will make u a Zombina...heheeee...." He exhales...but nothing happened...no foul smell...

Kwok Sheng : "WTF... is happening...?!"
H.Leong : "Hah, I forgot to tell you that the bank note has a seal that shuts your chakra flow. Now u cant do anything to me, no more jutsu techniques! Haha!"
Kwok Sheng : What...da...fark?!

Sasher, with her long nails, cuts off Kwok Sheng's arms that are holding H.Leong by the neck. Blood spilling from Kwok Sheng's arms...Kwok Sheng is helpless...he cant regenerate chakra anymore to develope new limbs. Kwok Sheng moaned and asked for help, but Dvd Tan was too embarrassed that his slave has been paralysed. Dvd Tan whipped out his..."Pen-o-Destromania".

Dvd Tan started writing Kwok Sheng's name in the air and enchanting words of terror at the same time...the word mysteriously appear at the tip of his pen and attaches to Kwok Sheng's forehead. Boom!!! It blows into a few hundred nano pieces! The body, without a head now, collapses onto the ground...

Dvd Tan : I couldn't have imagined dat I'd do this to you...but bear in mind that the pen...is mightier than the sword...

The Bright Side watched in horror as to how simple and clean Dvd Tan got rid of Kwok Sheng...Dvd Tan, angered by H.Leong's work, proceed to use his pen again, but be warned, it only can be used twice a week. Anything (and i mean ANYTHING) will be destroyed with the pen. H.Leong watches in despair as his name is being written in the air...

*end of Part 4*

Coming up next...

Part 5: Dvd Tan's Extreme Domination

Sneak preview: He asked H.Leong if he got any last words...
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The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 3

Only for students of KLD0F0503

Part 3: The Great Battle Of The Ancient (B.O.T.A.)

Abdullah Khaled, The Bright Lord, directs Eric Ng, to strike down his first victim...who unfortunately appears to be Kwok Sheng...but he shows no damage at all despite all the ping-pong smashes that he made...only minor injuries; broken limbs falling off...his ball shots are 101% accurate making Kwok Sheng unable to fight back but to play defence with him.

Limbs dropping off one after another, but he seems to be still alive...or living dead. Kwok Sheng somehow sees an opportunity and did his technique...the "Foul-Smelled Breath"...Eric's balls (ping-pong balls-lah!) reflected back to him and exploded in a loud bang! Eric Ng is not defeated yet...he only lost his balance and sustained minor injuries from his exploding balls. Unknown to Eric, Kwok Sheng has infected those balls wif his breath...that breath itself has turned Eric into an Omni-breed zombie machine, called the "Zombina".

The breath made him capable of controling and playing with the supernatural. Eric starts to perform mind tricks unto his allies...playing with their deepest fears...


Sasher's Fear:
*Sasher imagines herself in a maze-like dungeon filled with killer-rats. She cries for help when she finds out that death is coming for her if she doesn't get out of the dungeon in time...*

Swee-No-Fun's Fear:
*She finds herself parachuting from the top of KLCC building. Unfortunately her parachute won't open. All she could do is scream for help but no one is able to save her from that height. She's about to hit the ground soon...*

Sai Mun's Fear:
*He imagines himself in a room, all tied up on an electric chair. Lights in the room start to flicker when he hears footsteps coming from the door...the door opens...a guy whose face is hidden in the shadows approaches him and displays a CT paper in front of him...Sai Mun is threatened that if he fails the paper, he will be electricuted instantly...*

H.Leong's Fear:
*The economy of the heavens is going down and he loses all his shares. He panics, sweats all night and couldn't sleep tight. He fears the loss of his post in his business...*

T.Leong's Fear:
*He imagines himself leading an army across the ocean in a ship. An iceberg hits the ship, causing it to sink. As the leader of his army, he gets to board the 1st class rescue boat. But as the boat is lowered to sea level, the rope snapped. He falls into the ocean. What's worse, he cant swim with his heavy armor. Water fills up his armor quickly, he cant breathe...*

Abdullah Khaled's Fear:
*He is stuck in a traffic jam on the way to Kuala Lumpur. He arrives late to A.P.I.I.T. and gets a long lecture from Mr. Anthony. He's afraid of getting kicked out of college...*


Dvd Tan with his evil laughed echoed around the battlefield. He took Eric's pingpong bats and threw it into the hell portal that he created with his spell. He instructed Eric to get into Hell to get his bats back. Eric, being a zombina, obeys his commands and without hestitating plunges into the Hell Hole. Dvd Tan closes it up.

Anthony: Why did you do that for?! He could be our strong ally!

Dvd Tan: Nah, he's just a zombina. Furthermore, he already did what he was meant to do...so why not get rid of him once and for all? Hehehe...

Anthony: Hmm, okay then...we'll finish these scaredy cats now...MUAHAHAAHA!!!

Abdullah, being the one with the highest spirit power, gains conscious and revived the others from their spells, but things aren't as easy as it sounds...because Kwok Sheng has lost his patience...his lust for more zombina...

*end of Part 3*

Coming up next...

Part 4: Kwok Sheng's Fight

Sneak preview: H.Leong steps forth, casts some spell...
*wait for the next episode*
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