Saturday, August 06, 2005

The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 8

Only for students of KLD0F0503

*note an error in the previous post, supposed to be; "..and it is FOUR (not three) against two! Will they triumph? We'll find out...

Part 8: Revenge of The Sith Queen...

Anthony: Master! I cant believe what's happening! Eric Ng is back from Hell...and furthermore, he has become MUCH stronger than before...and now he's on their side! What do we do, master?

Dvd Tan: Don't worry too much...i know what to do...i'll deal with him.

Dvd Tan took out his "Bling Bling Mirror of Doom", placed it steadily on the ground, enchanted some nonsense...and enchanted more nonsense. Eric Ng and Wy Howe worked as a team as they 'tah pau' (double teamed) Dvd Tan. Eric went to the left while Wy Howe headed to the right...both of them performed their finishers before Dvd Tan was able to finish enchanting.

Dvd Tan (with the ears of a bat and the eyes of an eagle) did his "Loser's Stare" at both the incoming pingpong balls...and guess what...both the balls exploded! Wy Howe was left in disbelieve...he retried several times, but each of them is parried, deflected, or exploded upon the gaze of the "Loser's Stare". Wy Howe gave up...but Eric Ng soon thought of an idea.

If only he could make the ball screw at an angle where Dvd Tan isn't able to predict...that would buy time for Wy Howe to hit directly at the mirror..."I'll distract Dvd Tan with my screw ball!", Eric thought to himself...

Eric Ng: Wy Howe! Don't give up! Keep smashing him! I'll handle the rest! Got it?!

Wy Howe: Okok!

Eric Ng was very confident that he could break the mirror Dvd Tan's holding. It's only a matter of time...he screwed his balls...making them fly pass Dvd Tan and thus distracting him from Wy Howe's balls. He performed "Loser's Stare" again...but this time it only manages to hit Eric's balls! One of Wy Howe's balls is gonna hit the mirror...*smash*!!! The mirror breaks!

Dvd Tan: Nooo!!! My mirror!! What have you done!!

Wy Howe: Oh yes!!! Gimme a 'Five'!

Eric Ng: Yeah! Peace!

Anthony: Hahaha, insolent fools! That was the fake mirror, idiots! I replaced it when you guys aren't noticing. This is the REAL deal im holding here in my arms...*smash*...omfg, wtf?! The mirror...it's...broken!!! But how...

Wy Howe: Wow, that was sweet!

Eric Ng: Thanks!

Anthony: How...i thought i saw your screw ball exploded...and Wy Howe's smash ball hit the fake mirror...where did THIS ball come from??!!

Eric Ng: Hehe, don't underestimate the 'Ping Pong General of the 11 Heavens'. I forgot to tell you about the "Hidden Shadow Smash" technique.

Dvd Tan: My mirror...my...mirror..sniff sniff...

The evil laughter that echoed last time could be heard again...and this time it gets louder...dark clouds started to form in the sky...blocking the Sun...the whole world turns dark and gloomy...everyone looked up into the sky...expecting someone with great power to descend from the clouds...

Evil voice: What are you looking at...? You guys are so predictable...it is no wonder the Bright Side are in control of the situation now...and stop crying, you fool! You guys make me sick!

Dvd Tan, stunned by the presence of Evil Selina who had appeared out of nowhere and standing right behind him..said, "Err...sorry Your Highness...I was err...getting ready to greet you...but..."

Evil Selina: Silence! Get out of my sight, you junk! I can handle them all by MYSELF!

Dvd Tan: Yes, Your Highness...(whispers, "what a b*tch")

Evil Selina: I heard that!

With incredible speed, Evil Selina punched Dvd Tan in his guts...*blood spilling out of Dvd Tan's mouth and stomach*...injected some poison fluid into his stomach...and left him sprawling in a pool of blood on the ground...the poison reaction was fast...it spread throughout his whole body...fire started to lit up around his body, burning him violently...

He screamed and struggled to put out the flames...but to no avail...after the flames...his skin began to wrinkle...then tore apart slowly...and soon it rotted...The painful and horrific yell came echoed in that area but nobody...not even Anthony can save him from this tragedy...

Evil Selina: Anyone else who wants to go against me...? Please do so...or i'll start first...*staring at Abdullah Khaled as her first victim...*

*end of Part 8*

Coming up next...

Part 9: No One Lives Forever

Sneak preview of Part 8 : Evil Selina meets her twin...

*wait for the next episode*
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