Sunday, October 23, 2005

Doom *Spoiler*

**Read at your own risk**

As I entered the cinema, I rushed to my seat with anticipation, hoping that I would get a good view of the movie. What luck...I was sitting behind a couple who were doing what couples usually do. And the guy was friggin blocking my view! Damn, I just wished that I had a shotgun at that moment to blast his head off! But as a gentleman...I gave face to his pretty lil girlfriend...who doesn't know the meaning of "public distraction".

The movie started off with a brief introduction of how it all began (those UAC on Mars and all the portal bullcrap with demons). Right after the intro, what had truly made me laugh out loudly was the Malay subs displaying "Kemusnahan" which means "Doom".

OK, let's just skip to the casts (or rather the victims) of the show, mainly the The Rapid Response Tactical Squad (RRTS). Below are the details of each members and their characteristics and their fate...


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Code Name: Mac
Based on his looks, one could simply tell that this guy is rather an Asian than an American. Therefore, he is destined to die in this show. Easy prediction.


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Code Name: Portman
A sinister soldier, he is. He doesn't take things seriously and he's too sinister for a movie like Doom. Most probably he'll die...and my prediction came true...


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Code Name: The Kid
Let's just say this boy is a noobie in the whole RRTS group. With the current situation in Mars, this is no place for noobies. I thought he would at least survive...yeah...in a way...but he was shot dead by Sarge. What a wasted sperm...Tsk tsk tsk...

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Code Name: Samantha aka Sam
Ah, every horror movie will have at least a beauty in it...Well, as you've guessed it, she will somehow survive throughout the whole horror thingy, regardless of where it's located; Raccoon City or Mars, the main actress will always survive.


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Code Name: Goat
Goat...not a very suitable name for someone who's about to breach the UAC. Anyway, tough guy, always looking and acting cool. I like this guy...but unfortunately...luck wasn't on his side...

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Code Name: Reaper
Handsome guys are always a plus in a movie. Why? Think about it, what's a horror movie without a handsome guy? Aww come on, audiences need to be drawn to something other than zombies and monsters (who are hideous-looking) right? That explains why he lives.

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Code Name: Duke
First impression, this guy's not white...my guess is that he would have a 60% chance of survival. But come to think about it, guys who are given the task to protect main actresses are more prone to die violently...

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Code Name: Destroyer
Wow...another bad-ass-kickin' guy, who wields a chaingun at his disposal. But wait...did I mention that non-whites are more prone to die?


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Code Name: Sarge
The Rock...First impression, this guy's gonna make it through the movie cause he's a hollywood star. Moments later, I got to know that he plays the role of "The Sarge", who is a villain in the video game. And villains do not have happy endings...

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