Odd-looking Ioniser

Ever came across something odd in public? As observant as ever, this "thing" at the corner of the hardware section caught my eyes. Although this "thing" was supposed to be an ioniser for the car, it looked quite strange and kinda resembles the male human anatomy. Check it out.

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P.s : Girls, don't get high

Sei Pat Poh

Im going to be very straight in this post, as i had enough with my Business Organisation lecturer (or is she?). Wonder what you call a female dog...

As every lecturer may have 1st time experience in teaching a new batch of students, she is the most UNSOCIABLE lecturer in history. She is so unbearable!!! I mean, what do students expect from a lecturer? What are the qualities we look for in a committed and dedicated lecturer? We expect professionalism and total encouragement from the lecturer, but we did not see those in her.

I may tolerate her for being so n00b on her 1st day in our class, but 4 days (of her lecture) has passed and she's getting more b**chy. She sits when she's lecturering, her crowd-control ability is a failure, her voice is horrendous, and i doubt that she has knowledge in the subject she's teaching because she always looks at the slides. When she's not looking at the slides, she will be giving examples of situations and that's about it, and then she'll skip the entire slide.

What's worse is that she doesn't actually do anything after she gives out case studies for us to do. That's just not the right way to teach. It's so unfair for those students who are in their first semester who have no knowledge of whatever shit she's passing around. What the hell? She's passing us case studies and expects us to write an essay based on it...but ironically she's expecting us to write stuff OTHER than what's in the case study!

That happened last Thursday. Fortunately we were able to handup our essays in time. Yesterday (thursday) she gave us back our essays and commented on it. She barked out loud saying that she gave us 1.5 hours to do an essay and all she got was a 1 page essay from most of the students. Nyamahai, she taught us so little and some more want to be so f**king demanding!

Then she barked again, claiming that she can write more than us in 0.5 hours. She boasted that she could write down all the points and explained each and everyone of them in detail...and then started to scribble them on the board. And then I noticed...she was looking at her paper while scribbling on the board. Pukimakchaucheebai, you gimme that piece of paper also I can write on the board and boast lah~~Try to act as if she's the ONLY person who knows the subject. After scribbling, she looked at us and started to give examples. Examples are all she gave us. Where are the freaking details in them?? Well...

"I already gave you the points, you should be able to elaborate them on your own"

So that's what you call "explaining in detail"...might as well don't even write on the board! We may have points in our essays but we cant elaborate enough on them because you didn't freaking teach! An she's asking us to elaborate...we might wanna know HOW to elaborate you know...

And one last comment...in our attendance list, she called my friend's name twice. The 1st time she called out, my friend acknowledged. Dunno for what-bottomfeeding reason she must call his name again...which by then he already shifted his attention to dreamland. The lecturer shook her head in frustration. Dah lah blur, nak marah orang pulak...cis bedebah...

LCLY Egoistic Students

Ok, I admit that my previous post was really n00b. But what the hell, it looked so real! Still amazes me, haha. Oh yeah, this would be my second week in APIIT TPM and I noticed one thing. Whether it is just me or not, the whole of second floor's syndicate rooms are filled with laptop/notebook owners. Wonder why they want notebooks when there are enough computers deployed in the labs.

My theory would be that these owners either have nothing better to do in TPM during breaks (which is kinda true because TPM is a boring, all-gay place). Another brilliant yet humble theory would be that these people might be status-concerned people. Why do I say so? "APIIT is an IT college mah, so I must buy one notebook lor~"

Total Crap

How I wish I could throw words of wisdom to these LCLY people.

Me: "Oii pundek, u tink u got laptop u can lansi ar?"

Student: "Wat u wan now? Wana fight issit?"

Me: "Come la, tink i scared ar? U tink ur tiny laptop can save u ar? Ur laptop can play F.E.A.R meh?"

Student: "My laptop not for playing games, unlike childish people like u"

Me: "Hah, cannot play then say cannot play la diu...Ur grafix card not as good as my desktop computer's la. Somemore must pay more for laptop but only can do so little. Mouse oso so f**king small, if no mouse worse still...have to use the un-sensitive touchpad. Damn waste of time. Rather save up a bit more and get xbox360. Go take ur laptop and sau pei larr..."

Student: "Lei kong mat lan (you talk what cock)?! Lazy 2 argue wif u, I want to do my FYP"

Me: "Ceh, lose oledi still dowan to admit, damn hate people like u. Go die la u, ego loser"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, that felt good. Btw, I saw one guy playing NFS:MW in the lab with his laptop. So freaking lagging and have to use the small directional keys, sau pei larr... Some more play auto transmission...what a loser!

Blogger Got NBTD!

This is what happens if we are too involved in FPS (First Person Shooter) games. Damn, it's just too good to NOT put it up!


Priceless!!!

Girls! Where Art Thou?!

A new semester had begun, and what I sincerely hope this time around is to have a more balanced class between both genders. My intake will be combined with another two more intakes for most of the subjects...but to my UTMOST HORROR, there are ONLY a total of FOUR GIRLS out of the 56 students. WHAT THE ****!!!

As truely saddening as it sounds, what's worse is that NONE of them are beauti...erm...not my type, to be slightly honest. Where have all the "eye-mo" gone to? Aren't there any justice in this world? Why am I always stuck to guys throughout my education path? Will I ever find a wife in future? If that is so, will my wife be a guy?? I don't want to be involved in gayism! Someone help me!

Right now, I can only sigh in desperation...not because I'm single, but ultimately because there aren't any girls to...*ahem*. Guess my New Year's Resolution will only remain as hope rather than something to be looked forward to.

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"The Outfit" Review in Malay

While I was browsing through lowyat.net, I found this bizarre piece of article giving a complete review of the upcoming next-gen game, "The Outfit". I think this is a "copy-paste-translate" piece of work...not original at all...


Most of the words such as "Graphics engine" are directly translated into "Jentera grafik"...


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This article was taken from Kosmo newspaper (as mentioned in the lowyat.net forum)

Happy 2006 ^^ F*** Off 2005 >.<"

Below are the pics showing the situation in front of Sunway Pyramid. Walked all the way there to get a few shots, but only 3 photos turned out to be nice...

So, here in the "No-Nonsense Blog", we welcome or usher in Year 2006...while Year 2005 can only serve as memories (thats better than saying "kiss my ends"...oh wait, did i just mention it? My bad...)

New year resolution:
To meet, know and talk to as many girls as i can!!! The new me is about to show his 'belang'. Muahahaa!!!


The elegant lion stands tall behind bright radiant lights.



People lining up to watch the not-so-beautiful fireworks. What a letdown...



The massive amount of vehicles parked by the "roadside".