A BJ Video

Now this is what I call physical torture. It is hilariously unexpected! Don't get high though...

WTF Is This English?!

If there's any sane person in this world who could 100% comprehend this paragraph with full understanding...I shall salute thou. Btw, I found this in my mailbox and I took the liberty to read it patiently...gosh...




What?! Do I need a license to show that I'm human?? And what's with the $12-60? Why the big difference? It's such a shame that the English language has become a total disaster nowadays...

Radio Conversation

This post is for Chinese people only:

This is a radio conversation between 2 DJs and a guy who is unable to 'chase' a girl. DAMN BLOODY FUNNY (if you understand cantonese)

For me...I only understand 30-40% (=.=")

Tired of Business Organization Class

Another wasteful week has passed us by. And each week has its ups and downs. Basically we enjoy Fridays but we certainly do NOT ENJOY Wednesdays and Thursdays. Why? These two days are when the Business Org lecturer will come in and let us do our case study, no more, no less.

It is a total waste of time when the lecturer just gives us work without lecturing (even if she does, she will be reading directly from the slides). Yes, I know I have mentioned it before...but let me just briefly tell what actually happened to my group (and the class) today.

The lecturer came into the class...gave us a limited supply of case studies to be done in groups (yes, LIMITED supply, which means 1 paper for all 6 of us to share in a group)...and asked one of my groupmates:

"What is 'Total span of control'?"

The blur guy couldn't answer her. As I wanted to help him, I myself was stunned when she asked that. I couldn't remember her teaching that before. I asked my other groupmates about it...and obviously everyone looked like sohai LOL

And that's when I heard her scolding him and my group members...

"You all must be having short term memory loss."

*shakes head and walks away arrogantly*

What the fcuk?! Scold us?! Dei pundek, at least tell us what it means la...But wait! There she goes again asking another group the same question. They don't know the answer either. Not satisfied with us, she finally asked the WHOLE class what is 'Total span of control'.


"Eh, how come you all don't know what it is? Haven't I told you all in the previous lesson?"

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Oh, really? Sorry bout that"

As naughty as we can be, we whispered among ourselves and suggested to the other group to speak out loud what she had said to us...

"You must be having short term memory loss!!!"

Hah, that felt good. Padan muka. Scold us lah, come la...Nia Ma Hai Chow Chee Bye...damn muka tebal woman. Oh wait, there's more! She asked us, "What is the meaning of 'Decentralised'?" Most of us gave rational answers while some gave stupid answers. The thing is...even our stupidest answers couldn't be more pathetic than her 'clever' answer which is "Decentralised means not centralised"


APIIT!!! Anthony!!! Do something about this lecturer!!! We paid 40k for QUALITY EDUCATION!!!!

O RLY?

A lot of people have been asking me lately:

"What does 'o rly' mean?"

"Why does it come together with that owl picture?"

It feels kinda difficult for me to explain the origin of this catchy phrase, so here below is the newspaper article showing the 'simple-term-turned-into-a-widely-used-internet' term. Hope this clears off some issues.

P.S. For more info, please click here

Real-Life CS™

To those who wants to know how real-life CounterStrike™ looks like, head on to JDream's blog. That's my cousin's site. Enjoy the videos (and music clips)!

Transformers in The Making

Will we be able to make transformers in the future? It all starts from now...

The True Meaning of S.T.U.P.I.D.

Today marks the 2nd week anniversary of the most disgraceful act in class by one of my classmates who's from a different intake. Well, he said something that's not supposed to be said in class when the lecturer's around...no, not that 'F' word...I'm not sure if I should be writing this but...oh well...

Let's just say we were talking about "Incest" in class and that student asked the lecturer if he had done it before. Obviously that showed how shallow his mentality was. The response?

"That's a STUPID question coming from a VERY STUPID student, do you know that?"

I hate to say, but I have to agree with the lecturer. Think before asking la dude...just because everyone's having their jokes with the lecturer doesn't mean he isn't sensitive about certain issues.

Anyway, this is what I found from the net: The "true" meaning of S.T.U.P.I.D.

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Modded vs Ori

What's currently playing in my mind now is the undecided choice of getting a modded or an original next-gen console, namely the Xbox360. The differences between these two are so great yet they are tempting in their own way! Visited lots of forums and asked a lot of n00bie questions to get more info on it, but it just makes me more eager to get one unit ASAP! Aaaaarrgggghhhh!!!

Original:
Pros:
1) Able to log on to Xbox Live and enjoy the experience of playing Multiplayer with friends
2) Nice packaging, both or the console itself and the games
3) Warranty period will not be void

Cons:
1) Expensive games (RM150+ per game)
2) Monthly renewal of the Xbox Live subscription (for Gold membership)
3) Cannot play ciplak games

Modded:
Pros:
1) Can play ciplak games!
2) Cheap ciplak games!
3) No need to wory about renewing the damn subscription to Live

Cons:
1) Warranty period is voided
2) Unable to join the world in Xbox Live
3) There's a possibility where Microsoft will perform updates to ban all modded X360s...

So sad...I don't know what to go for...