For those of you who didn't manage to catch the launch of the Fear Factor Malaysia (FFM) in Sunway Lagoon (SL) last Thursday (which is aired yesterday 1.30pm on NTV7), let me give you a briefing on how sucky it is...
100 contestants are 'invited' to the challenge...oh wait a minute...did i mention 'Sunway Lagoon'? Oh my GAWD!!! FFM in Sunway Lagoon??!! Are they mad??!! S.L is a family recreation for happy families...and...and...and the FFM producers/stuntmen/coordinators/or "whoever the fcuk is" are making that as the platform to launch that ceremony??!! WTF?! Am i supposed to be scared?! Or am i supposed to be enjoying myself?! Heck...if FFM is held in Gua Niah or Gunung Kinabalu or something, then i'd be rather nervous...but SL...omg...
OK, back to topic. What has the FFM crew have to offer the contestants? Let me guess...bad ass crocs? What about...a pool of stag beetles (no pun intended)? Or let's say...bunge jumping from the suspension bridge? Nah...all these never happened. Instead...we witnessed a jar full or CRICKETS (wtf?), FROGS (wtf x2), HARMLESS SISSY SNAKES (wtf x5), "KODOK" (wtf??!!), and the rest of the jars are a repeat of the above. Contestants are to put their hands into their respective jar. I was "wtf-ing" throughout the 1st challenge...knowing that ALL the contestants will be able to make it through to the next round...haih...
Comments/Feedbacks from the contestants:
Contestant #1: Erm, i think it was ok lah. Not that scary as i'd expected lah...
Contestant #2: Eyer, saya rasa macam...ada sesuatu yang berlendir menyusur kat tangan aku. Geli rasanya!
Contestant #3: Ah, entah apa yang saya sentuh tadi tapi...*jilat jari*...rasanya sedap
Contestant #4: The challenge wasn't up to that extend that it would make us think twice before attempting it. I mean, it was good, but i was expecting more from FFM. I had fun though.
2nd challenge:-
Contestants are required to jump into the wave pool (legs first), grab the coloured flag given at the bottom of the pool, and swim to the 'shore' ASAP.
No goggles will be given...wtf...i can swim...but w/o goggles...cant swim...(T_T) So unfair for them. Nvm...FFM is like that...terrible management and coordination. When they reach the shore, the staff who're supposed to jot down their names were kinda 'kelam-kabut'. I was so bored/pissed/annoyed/irritated that i switched off the T.V. No eye see already...
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Thursday, August 18, 2005
The Secret Glimpse
The new semester had started (which was last Monday, 8 Aug)! Unexpectedly, we had a new batch of intakes in our class. Obviously, the class was actually divided (more like separated) into two sections: my batch of classmates and the batch of new intakes.
What had actually brought hope to us was that...heheh...there are two new girls in class LOL Not only that, we also have a friend who's from Africa. Now isnt that cool?!
The first day was totally awkward for them because we tend to stick to our own cliques. So...we didn't get to know each other that well. Oh ya...one of the new girls only attended the Malaysian Study classes, so she's not counted-lah
So, we're left with one girl...hmm...not gonna disclose her name...don't intend to (P&C reason). Let's just say she's kinda attractive...lol...dats all i can say...for now...XD Many guys (in fact, MOST guys) talked about her almost all the time...one of them wanted to chase her...some even tried to take a photo of her at the background by using me...using ME...as the centre focus of the shot. But i refused because i know their intentions...haha, luckily
Not to say wana help her...i just don't want to get involved in their 'dirty' work
(skip the uninteresting part until recently...)
A week passed by as swiftly as it is...
On tuesday, 16 Aug., one of my frens told me something that i didn't expect. He told me that she has been eye-ing on me lately! W-T-F?! initially i thought he was just making up a story, so i just brushed that matter aside. I mean come on; handsome im not, capable im not, rich im not, fit im not...how can such a girl be attracted to me? (trying not to be perasan here...LOL)
Despite the act of brushing the matter aside, i started to think to myself...what if it's true? I'll just have to see it for myself...and true enough, she really DID look at me. Not gonna mention how i proved it (cause it will be a darn long post). And heck, even when i was looking straight into her eyes, she didn't look away! Instead, i quickly shifted my view...Coward, i am...(=.=")
My feelings now: Kinda shocked about it, but at the same time feeling syiok! XD
What had actually brought hope to us was that...heheh...there are two new girls in class LOL Not only that, we also have a friend who's from Africa. Now isnt that cool?!
The first day was totally awkward for them because we tend to stick to our own cliques. So...we didn't get to know each other that well. Oh ya...one of the new girls only attended the Malaysian Study classes, so she's not counted-lah
So, we're left with one girl...hmm...not gonna disclose her name...don't intend to (P&C reason). Let's just say she's kinda attractive...lol...dats all i can say...for now...XD Many guys (in fact, MOST guys) talked about her almost all the time...one of them wanted to chase her...some even tried to take a photo of her at the background by using me...using ME...as the centre focus of the shot. But i refused because i know their intentions...haha, luckily
Not to say wana help her...i just don't want to get involved in their 'dirty' work
(skip the uninteresting part until recently...)
A week passed by as swiftly as it is...
On tuesday, 16 Aug., one of my frens told me something that i didn't expect. He told me that she has been eye-ing on me lately! W-T-F?! initially i thought he was just making up a story, so i just brushed that matter aside. I mean come on; handsome im not, capable im not, rich im not, fit im not...how can such a girl be attracted to me? (trying not to be perasan here...LOL)
Despite the act of brushing the matter aside, i started to think to myself...what if it's true? I'll just have to see it for myself...and true enough, she really DID look at me. Not gonna mention how i proved it (cause it will be a darn long post). And heck, even when i was looking straight into her eyes, she didn't look away! Instead, i quickly shifted my view...Coward, i am...(=.=")
My feelings now: Kinda shocked about it, but at the same time feeling syiok! XD
Friday, August 12, 2005
Hazey Excuses
What do you say when these situations occur to you:
Beware, some might piss people off
Situation #1
Police Officer: Encik, awak pandu melebihi had yang ditetapkan. Sila tunjuk IC.
Me: Boss, bagi satu lagi chan ah...Aku tak nampak sain tu lah...sangat HAZY.
Situation #2
Lecturer: Eric, why are you talking at the back of the class?
Me: Sir, have HAZE, cant see the slides properly. I had to ask a friend what is displayed.
Situation #3
Me: *eye-ing at a pretty girl by the roadside*
Gf: Eric...why are you looking elsewhere...your gf not pretty enough is it?
Me: Eh? I thought that was you. I blame the HAZE!
Situation #4
Me: *playing as a sniper in CS...always miss target*
Friend: Wah...you sniper skillz damn bad lah...
Me: Yala, what to do...HAZE wert...
Situation #5
Mom: Eric! Why do you have to come home so late from APIIT?!
Me: Er...the HAZE-lah! I lost my way home...so hard to see where i'm going.
Situation #6
Me: *enters the ladies*
Lady: ARGH!!! You PERVERT!!! Get OUT of here!!!
Me: Chill man, chill! I thought this was the Gents! Very HAZEY, you know!
Beware, some might piss people off
Situation #1
Police Officer: Encik, awak pandu melebihi had yang ditetapkan. Sila tunjuk IC.
Me: Boss, bagi satu lagi chan ah...Aku tak nampak sain tu lah...sangat HAZY.
Situation #2
Lecturer: Eric, why are you talking at the back of the class?
Me: Sir, have HAZE, cant see the slides properly. I had to ask a friend what is displayed.
Situation #3
Me: *eye-ing at a pretty girl by the roadside*
Gf: Eric...why are you looking elsewhere...your gf not pretty enough is it?
Me: Eh? I thought that was you. I blame the HAZE!
Situation #4
Me: *playing as a sniper in CS...always miss target*
Friend: Wah...you sniper skillz damn bad lah...
Me: Yala, what to do...HAZE wert...
Situation #5
Mom: Eric! Why do you have to come home so late from APIIT?!
Me: Er...the HAZE-lah! I lost my way home...so hard to see where i'm going.
Situation #6
Me: *enters the ladies*
Lady: ARGH!!! You PERVERT!!! Get OUT of here!!!
Me: Chill man, chill! I thought this was the Gents! Very HAZEY, you know!
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Suck-up Caller
*While i was about to finish my bath, my handphone rang*
Me: *Rush back to my room with my towel on* *check miscall and called back the fellow's handphone* Hello?
Caller: Harlo...?
Me: Yeah? What is it?
Caller: Who's this?
Me: Wei! You called me and you ask me who i am??!!
Caller: Who's this?
Me: (-.-") Eric...
Caller: Eric...? How old are you?
Me: ...... *silence*
*handphone line cut off*
Me: Tiu...@#%&^#@
(oh yeah, he friggin pissed me off)
Me: *Rush back to my room with my towel on* *check miscall and called back the fellow's handphone* Hello?
Caller: Harlo...?
Me: Yeah? What is it?
Caller: Who's this?
Me: Wei! You called me and you ask me who i am??!!
Caller: Who's this?
Me: (-.-") Eric...
Caller: Eric...? How old are you?
Me: ...... *silence*
*handphone line cut off*
Me: Tiu...@#%&^#@
(oh yeah, he friggin pissed me off)
Monday, August 08, 2005
Backside House
*house door bell rings while i was on my way up the stairs*
Me: Yes?
Singh guy: #^&*#
Me: What (the fcuk)?
Singh guy: #&*%@
Me: Huh~?!
*Another Singh guy came out from his car*
Singh guy #2: You the owner?
Me: What owner?
Singh guy #2: Are you the backside house owner?
Me: *wtf is a backside house?!* Err...no...
Singh guy #2: That house behind...no? O.K.
1) Do i look like some shit owner?
2) Bad command of English language..."backside house"...lol!
Me: Yes?
Singh guy: #^&*#
Me: What (the fcuk)?
Singh guy: #&*%@
Me: Huh~?!
*Another Singh guy came out from his car*
Singh guy #2: You the owner?
Me: What owner?
Singh guy #2: Are you the backside house owner?
Me: *wtf is a backside house?!* Err...no...
Singh guy #2: That house behind...no? O.K.
1) Do i look like some shit owner?
2) Bad command of English language..."backside house"...lol!
Saturday, August 06, 2005
The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 8
Only for students of KLD0F0503
*note an error in the previous post, supposed to be; "..and it is FOUR (not three) against two! Will they triumph? We'll find out...
Part 8: Revenge of The Sith Queen...
Anthony: Master! I cant believe what's happening! Eric Ng is back from Hell...and furthermore, he has become MUCH stronger than before...and now he's on their side! What do we do, master?
Dvd Tan: Don't worry too much...i know what to do...i'll deal with him.
Dvd Tan took out his "Bling Bling Mirror of Doom", placed it steadily on the ground, enchanted some nonsense...and enchanted more nonsense. Eric Ng and Wy Howe worked as a team as they 'tah pau' (double teamed) Dvd Tan. Eric went to the left while Wy Howe headed to the right...both of them performed their finishers before Dvd Tan was able to finish enchanting.
Dvd Tan (with the ears of a bat and the eyes of an eagle) did his "Loser's Stare" at both the incoming pingpong balls...and guess what...both the balls exploded! Wy Howe was left in disbelieve...he retried several times, but each of them is parried, deflected, or exploded upon the gaze of the "Loser's Stare". Wy Howe gave up...but Eric Ng soon thought of an idea.
If only he could make the ball screw at an angle where Dvd Tan isn't able to predict...that would buy time for Wy Howe to hit directly at the mirror..."I'll distract Dvd Tan with my screw ball!", Eric thought to himself...
Eric Ng: Wy Howe! Don't give up! Keep smashing him! I'll handle the rest! Got it?!
Wy Howe: Okok!
Eric Ng was very confident that he could break the mirror Dvd Tan's holding. It's only a matter of time...he screwed his balls...making them fly pass Dvd Tan and thus distracting him from Wy Howe's balls. He performed "Loser's Stare" again...but this time it only manages to hit Eric's balls! One of Wy Howe's balls is gonna hit the mirror...*smash*!!! The mirror breaks!
Dvd Tan: Nooo!!! My mirror!! What have you done!!
Wy Howe: Oh yes!!! Gimme a 'Five'!
Eric Ng: Yeah! Peace!
Anthony: Hahaha, insolent fools! That was the fake mirror, idiots! I replaced it when you guys aren't noticing. This is the REAL deal im holding here in my arms...*smash*...omfg, wtf?! The mirror...it's...broken!!! But how...
Wy Howe: Wow, that was sweet!
Eric Ng: Thanks!
Anthony: How...i thought i saw your screw ball exploded...and Wy Howe's smash ball hit the fake mirror...where did THIS ball come from??!!
Eric Ng: Hehe, don't underestimate the 'Ping Pong General of the 11 Heavens'. I forgot to tell you about the "Hidden Shadow Smash" technique.
Dvd Tan: My mirror...my...mirror..sniff sniff...
The evil laughter that echoed last time could be heard again...and this time it gets louder...dark clouds started to form in the sky...blocking the Sun...the whole world turns dark and gloomy...everyone looked up into the sky...expecting someone with great power to descend from the clouds...
Evil voice: What are you looking at...? You guys are so predictable...it is no wonder the Bright Side are in control of the situation now...and stop crying, you fool! You guys make me sick!
Dvd Tan, stunned by the presence of Evil Selina who had appeared out of nowhere and standing right behind him..said, "Err...sorry Your Highness...I was err...getting ready to greet you...but..."
Evil Selina: Silence! Get out of my sight, you junk! I can handle them all by MYSELF!
Dvd Tan: Yes, Your Highness...(whispers, "what a b*tch")
Evil Selina: I heard that!
With incredible speed, Evil Selina punched Dvd Tan in his guts...*blood spilling out of Dvd Tan's mouth and stomach*...injected some poison fluid into his stomach...and left him sprawling in a pool of blood on the ground...the poison reaction was fast...it spread throughout his whole body...fire started to lit up around his body, burning him violently...
He screamed and struggled to put out the flames...but to no avail...after the flames...his skin began to wrinkle...then tore apart slowly...and soon it rotted...The painful and horrific yell came echoed in that area but nobody...not even Anthony can save him from this tragedy...
Evil Selina: Anyone else who wants to go against me...? Please do so...or i'll start first...*staring at Abdullah Khaled as her first victim...*
*end of Part 8*
Coming up next...
Part 9: No One Lives Forever
Sneak preview of Part 8 : Evil Selina meets her twin...
*wait for the next episode*
*note an error in the previous post, supposed to be; "..and it is FOUR (not three) against two! Will they triumph? We'll find out...
Part 8: Revenge of The Sith Queen...
Anthony: Master! I cant believe what's happening! Eric Ng is back from Hell...and furthermore, he has become MUCH stronger than before...and now he's on their side! What do we do, master?
Dvd Tan: Don't worry too much...i know what to do...i'll deal with him.
Dvd Tan took out his "Bling Bling Mirror of Doom", placed it steadily on the ground, enchanted some nonsense...and enchanted more nonsense. Eric Ng and Wy Howe worked as a team as they 'tah pau' (double teamed) Dvd Tan. Eric went to the left while Wy Howe headed to the right...both of them performed their finishers before Dvd Tan was able to finish enchanting.
Dvd Tan (with the ears of a bat and the eyes of an eagle) did his "Loser's Stare" at both the incoming pingpong balls...and guess what...both the balls exploded! Wy Howe was left in disbelieve...he retried several times, but each of them is parried, deflected, or exploded upon the gaze of the "Loser's Stare". Wy Howe gave up...but Eric Ng soon thought of an idea.
If only he could make the ball screw at an angle where Dvd Tan isn't able to predict...that would buy time for Wy Howe to hit directly at the mirror..."I'll distract Dvd Tan with my screw ball!", Eric thought to himself...
Eric Ng: Wy Howe! Don't give up! Keep smashing him! I'll handle the rest! Got it?!
Wy Howe: Okok!
Eric Ng was very confident that he could break the mirror Dvd Tan's holding. It's only a matter of time...he screwed his balls...making them fly pass Dvd Tan and thus distracting him from Wy Howe's balls. He performed "Loser's Stare" again...but this time it only manages to hit Eric's balls! One of Wy Howe's balls is gonna hit the mirror...*smash*!!! The mirror breaks!
Dvd Tan: Nooo!!! My mirror!! What have you done!!
Wy Howe: Oh yes!!! Gimme a 'Five'!
Eric Ng: Yeah! Peace!
Anthony: Hahaha, insolent fools! That was the fake mirror, idiots! I replaced it when you guys aren't noticing. This is the REAL deal im holding here in my arms...*smash*...omfg, wtf?! The mirror...it's...broken!!! But how...
Wy Howe: Wow, that was sweet!
Eric Ng: Thanks!
Anthony: How...i thought i saw your screw ball exploded...and Wy Howe's smash ball hit the fake mirror...where did THIS ball come from??!!
Eric Ng: Hehe, don't underestimate the 'Ping Pong General of the 11 Heavens'. I forgot to tell you about the "Hidden Shadow Smash" technique.
Dvd Tan: My mirror...my...mirror..sniff sniff...
The evil laughter that echoed last time could be heard again...and this time it gets louder...dark clouds started to form in the sky...blocking the Sun...the whole world turns dark and gloomy...everyone looked up into the sky...expecting someone with great power to descend from the clouds...
Evil voice: What are you looking at...? You guys are so predictable...it is no wonder the Bright Side are in control of the situation now...and stop crying, you fool! You guys make me sick!
Dvd Tan, stunned by the presence of Evil Selina who had appeared out of nowhere and standing right behind him..said, "Err...sorry Your Highness...I was err...getting ready to greet you...but..."
Evil Selina: Silence! Get out of my sight, you junk! I can handle them all by MYSELF!
Dvd Tan: Yes, Your Highness...(whispers, "what a b*tch")
Evil Selina: I heard that!
With incredible speed, Evil Selina punched Dvd Tan in his guts...*blood spilling out of Dvd Tan's mouth and stomach*...injected some poison fluid into his stomach...and left him sprawling in a pool of blood on the ground...the poison reaction was fast...it spread throughout his whole body...fire started to lit up around his body, burning him violently...
He screamed and struggled to put out the flames...but to no avail...after the flames...his skin began to wrinkle...then tore apart slowly...and soon it rotted...The painful and horrific yell came echoed in that area but nobody...not even Anthony can save him from this tragedy...
Evil Selina: Anyone else who wants to go against me...? Please do so...or i'll start first...*staring at Abdullah Khaled as her first victim...*
*end of Part 8*
Coming up next...
Part 9: No One Lives Forever
Sneak preview of Part 8 : Evil Selina meets her twin...
*wait for the next episode*