Sunday, June 18, 2006

Contradiction

This is extremely embarrassing...I freaking contradicted myself when my previous post states that WC stands for Wet Chamber/Closet and whoever sees it as World Cup is a freak. What I had in the "Different Ways Of Delivering A Message" post was...

"Well, I may be a bit exaggerating but these days I roughly sleep around those times. I challenge all WC vampires to beat my record during this time! Muahaha!"

WC vampires...holy cow!!! Where the hell that came from?! LOL

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Another Random Post With Random Thoughts

Ah, it's always a good feeling after returning from the WC, right? What, you do not know what is WC? No...it's not Wild Channel...it's Wet Closet/Chamber. Hah! Gotcha! I knew what you were all thinking of! WORLD CUP wasn't it?? One word to describe you people..."freaks"!

Everything also football! Eat ball, drink ball, sleep ball, play ball...heck, some of you might even draft out rules for your wives to follow so that they would not ruin your lovely football match! Shame on you!

Anyway...anime...a word commonly used to describe an animated manga art. I'm sure most of you "buy" animes to watch right...right??? Come on, seriously...duh...*ahem*...okay okay...but there's this sudden disturbance that goes around. It's like an aura...circling the atmosphere or some sort...

How do anime titles get spread around, some of you might ask. There are a few ways though...

1) Recommendations from friends
2) Attractive, eye-catching titles
3) High ratings from numerous anime websites
4) Compelling storyline

It's quite a strange sight to see an individual watching animes for the sake of the actions instead of its storyline. What do I mean? For example...

Kamen Rider - action part consists of monster bashing moments
Ultraman - action part consists of monster bashing moments
High School Girls - action part consists of softcore "H" moments
Initial D - action part consists of racing events
Boys Be - action part consists of boys courting girls (WTF?!)

Heavy dialogues are ignored and sometimes skipped...what's the fun in watching anime if not for the storyline...? You just missing out the fun and the suspense of the series and there will be no point in continuing the series. As a comparison, it's like drinking "limau ais tanpa ais"...

As evidence to the above WC acronym...
click this

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Great, Another Superhero Show...

With the upcoming long-awaited superhero show "Superman Returns", both the younger and older generation fans of the Man of Steel are truly eager to storm the big screens in their neighbourhood. Question is...why is it so popular? Not that it's gonna be more popular than the wall-climbing web-shooting city-polluting Spiderman or the cool rich handsome vengeful bastard Batman...what I'm saying is...what if compared to other Asian superhero shows like Ultraman or Kamen Rider?

Although Hollywood owns the movie industry, non-Hollywood movies should also be shown in cinemas! Why? If Superman, Batman and Spiderman can, why cant Ultraman and Kamen Rider?

Let's compare between Superman and Ultraman:

Superman:
1) Fights human villains
2) Destruction of the metropolis included
3) Has a weakness - Kryptonite
4) The usage of CG is aplenty
5) Fight scene is fake
6) Unexplainable super powers with utterly embarrasing names...


Ultraman:
1) Fights monsters (sometimes human villains)
2) Destruction of *insert Japanese district here* included
3) Has a weakness - Darkness
4) The usage of CG is aplenty
5) Fight scene is fake
6) Unexplainable super powers with utterly embarrasing names...


And YET the same old Superman makes it to the big screens while Ultraman retires in Japan over the years and ALTHOUGH the Japs keep on making up new Silver Heroes over the decades, Superman is still the same old Superman *yawn*. Let's be honest, what do you expect to see next from Superman/Ultraman? It's the villains whom we're more interested to know. Unless that film is "Godzilla: Final Wars", then I'd most probably understand why it never made it to the cinemas lah~

At the end of the day, the results are still the same...no matter how hard the villain tries to "take over the world", it still boils down to the winner being the protagonist thanks to the one-sided thinking of the cunning director who eats our money like they were consuming oxygen.

*silence*...

Okay...if that statement ever made sense, I'll end here coz it's freaking 3.30am and I'll only be having 4 hours of sleep before I start my journey to college for a better tomorrow (Fuiyooo! So determined!!!)

P.s.
- If Spiderman is addressed as "wall-climbing web-shooting city-polluting"...
- and Batman being "cool rich handsome vengeful bastard" (because he lost his parents and he lives with a butler...?!!?)
- and Ultraman being the Silver Hero
- then what is Superman...?

Answer: Man of Steel who can fly with a pair of red undies...I guess Lois Lane has a lust for red undies...sigh...what a waste...bad taste...

(whoever finds this offensive is childish, how bout that?)

Monday, June 12, 2006

Different Ways Of Delivering A Message

Boy oh boy...holidays ARE boring! But hey, how often do we get to sleep at 5am and wake up at 5pm? Well, I may be a bit exaggerating but these days I roughly sleep around those times. I challenge all WC vampires to beat my record during this time! Muahaha!

Recently I just got an sms from a girl which mentions how important friendship is. This reminded me of an old sms from last year by my guy friend which also mentions how much he cherish our friendship. Obviously these two messages are not composed by them but rather forwarded ones.

Girl's message:

"A fren is like a computer,
I ENTER your life,
SAVE you in my heart,
FORMAT your problems,
and never DELETE you from my memory.
I'm very glad 2 hav u as my good friend."

Guy's message:

"Dear fucker! You are my fuckin friend, and I hope u noe dats fuckin true.
No matter wat the fuck happens, I'll stand the fuck by u.
I'll fuckin be there 4 u, whenever the fuck u need me, 2 lend u a fuckin hand, 2 do a fuckin good deed.
So just fuckin call me, whenever the fuck u need any fuckin thing.
Fuck, I'll always be there, even 2 the bitter fuckin end.
Keep dis fuckin promise so dat we will be fuckin friends till the fuckin end.
Take care of ur fuckin self, fucker..."


It's amazing how different genders play a different role in making friends. But anyways, I appreciate it very much (although it's better if we go out yumcha together, wahaha).

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Titanic: The Sequel

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The Famous "Angry Uncle In The Bus"

This is solely for those who understand cantonese. Man, my blood boils when I watch this...

Monday, May 22, 2006

It's Only a SHOW! God DAMN You ALL!!!

Recently, I've been trying really hard to hold on to my patience...but each time a friend mentions about the "Da Vinci Code" movie...it begins to boil deep down inside...

Yeah, it's ok to just talk/laugh/joke/cry about it, but what is with some people who takes it seriously?! Why do they object to the story of Jesus or the contents in the bible?! WHY?! How can you relate a movie to a bible just like that?! HOW?! Let me prove my point...

1) Did the author of the novel ever state that it is based ENTIRELY on the bible? No! Therefore, it is fictional! So shut your stinking hole!

2) The movie is based on the novel. Novel is fictional. Therefore, again, shut the hell up!

3) Even if the codes are related (which I find it very unlikely), what are you gonna do about it? Oh yeah, I've seen some people who'd bragged about how much they know about the bible...truth is this, truth is that, this is fake, blah blah blah, and so on...My question is...SO WHAT?! Tell you what...all you have to do...is just to keep them to yourself...watch the show like a humble servant of God...and control your fcuking EGO, dammit!

And frankly speaking, the people that I mentioned above...are mostly Christians...It's really such a sad thing to hear because they should be His loyal servants, and it's also really a shame to have them to react in such a way that it would bring down their dignity in Christ's sake! As for me...I'm not truly a Christian...but even if I didn't enjoy the show, I'd just keep my mouth shut to avoid hypocrisy.

To those I'd mentioned, I wished that no matter how much they repent to their sins, the underworld would carry their soul so far away, it would almost reach the end of the infinite darkness where no light will ever shine...rot and die and burn in the dark flames of hell...suckers...

Thursday, May 18, 2006

I Am Teh Pwn4g3!!!

So, you really wana see how I 0wn3d in F.E.A.R.? LOL please comment on the art...coz I know I scuk in photoshop (heck, I used ms paint!)

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I Am Teh Pwn4g3!!!

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Evening Outing

So far in my life, there's only one place worth mentioning when it comes to eating out in the evening. The place, which resembles an open area foodcourt, is known as "Ming Tien" and is located in SS24 Kelana Jaya. I've been there once...a long time ago with friends after our badminton match, but didn't quite find it appealing. But today's different.

Went there with my parents this time. The whole place is surrounded by various types of foodstalls. You can find almost any food there, well, mostly local food la. They range from the ordinary Char Kuay Teow to Fish Head Curry to Bak Kut Teh to Ais Kacang. There are also some Western dishes (eg chicken chop, lamb chop, all the 'chops'...). The dishes aren't everything that they can offer in such a place.

The beautiful colourful lights that shines from every corner of the foodcourt accompanied by hip hop and dance songs coming from the central hut creates a romantic feel to the place, making it a hot spot for love birds. The whole place is theme-based on a Hawaiian setting. Coconut trees wave by the slight breeze of the cool evening wind. That explains the hut in the centre of the foodcourt =p

Drinks are ordered in a typical way, waiters dressed in Hawaiian clothes with warm smiles on their faces come by once in a while to clear the leftover food off those tree-trunk-like tables. Oh yea, forgot to mention, although it is considered an outdoor foodcourt, there aren't any mosquitos or flies around.

The worst things are better off to be mentioned last =p A good place is often accompanied by a SLIGHT increase in price. The Chicken Chop with Black Pepper Sauce I ordered costs RM8...and Ais Kacang priced at RM3.60. Parking...not so sure...because its next to a housing area...

Wanna know more? Location-wise: Don't really know the address, but a nearby landmark is the Badminton court in Taman Mega which is just off the LDP.


P.s. Just now dunno why suddenly when i was having my dinner, got dragon dance + parade. Then only realised they're having a parade for Wesak day. So nice...music...parade...lights...food...lengluis...and the sunset...And NO, im not getting paid for promoting Ming Tien...im just...u noe...expressing myself...exam next week...so erm...till then...

Too bad no gf yet... -.-

Friday, May 05, 2006

Like? Love? Admire? Crush?

This post is not about me, mind you. This post is just here so that you people are able to differentiate the meanings of these words mentioned below.


Meaning of 'Like':-
To find pleasant or attractive; enjoy.
'Like' is used to define a feeling of admiration NOT to the extend of coupling.

Meaning of 'Admire':-
To have a high opinion of; esteem or respect.
To admire someone is to have the feeling of respect for that someone because of the qualities s/he has/had.

Meaning of 'Crush':-
To have passion or attraction towards a person.
Usually goes along with "have a crush on..."
To have a crush on someone brings forth the meaning of having the urge (sometimes includes sexual drive) to get close to the person, while having deep disgusting fantasies.

Meaning of 'Love':-
A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
Includes mutual understanding between both parties.


Since everything is clear, now I can safely say that:
1) There are NO such thing as "Love at First Sight", ONLY "Crush at First Sight".
2) Liking someone or having a crush on someone will NOT always lead to loving someone.
3) Admiring a person may NOT mean that you will like the person.
4) Having a crush on someone often turns out to be like beating the air (doing things that don't bring any benefit)

Conclusion:
Know where you stand in life and plan accordingly. Don't misjudge people and don't take for granted that people will know what you're thinking unless she's a girl who always jual-mahal la~
=p