Looking back at my old school magazine, there's a bit of nostalgic feeling to it. While the lame-ass teacher's day and sports day and other events are nothing but crap, the senior's pages are the ones that are the most worth looking through.
It kinda reminded me of how I behaved and performed in my daily routine back then. Yes yes...I admit I was childish, but only to get people's attention since...I'm the only child mah!
And look at me now...all cool and macho and self-concerned guy. No more Mr. Nice Guy cause he's ghey!
I kinda have a feeling of regret, particularly because of:
a) mixing with the wrong herd of friends (sorry, I know 'herd' are for cows but what's the difference?)
b) getting involved in a relationship
c) getting unskilled, untrained, unprofessional, immature, impatient b1tC#3$ to teach us the most crucial subjects resulting in me getting low grades for SPM. Seriously...damn you...
One word of advice, do NOT get yourself involved in a relationship! No matter what happens, whether she confesses (if you're a guy), or whether if she strips for you, or even if she rapes you...STAY OUT OF IT! It's like a drug, everything will be ruined! You will soon find that you will have lesser times with your friends, lesser chances to eye on girls, and your studies will go down the drain...hah!
One more thing...when I look into the school mag...I realised that most of those girls who were said to be pretty or cute or stuff like that...are nothing but CH3Ap 53ll0U+5 (if you can read leet, good for you). I had crushes on them too, but come to think of it...its back to the previous rule...STAY OUT OF IT! It's only an illusion for desperados!
One last thing to say before I end my post...and this is addressed to all future Senior Page makers:
Dont start to design your page at the very last minute. You must consider the time needed to edit the pages AS WELL AS having your classmates/teacher to approve it. By then only will it be brought forward to the school magazine society to get approval from the Principal to be published. Sigh, such high level of bureaucracy...boring...
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
Who's Bad? What's Bad? How Bad?
You know what's bad? Drugs are bad...mmkay? Skipping classes is bad...mmkay? Porno is bad too...mmkay? So kids, listen up and follow what the Big Guy's gonna tell you right in your face, "do anything you want to your-freaking-self, as long as you do not demoralise yourself"
And so, this little boy went home feeling very excited about wat the Big Guy said. He thought of going to the cybercafe, but that would make him look like a gaming addict. He then moved on to smoking, but then again it would make him look like a samseng. He tried several different approaches to different 'activities' but the Big Guy's words keep on playing in his mind.
And then this particular thought strucked him in his brain. The thought of keeping a single finger nail long for as long as possible.
Small boy: Hmm, keeping a finger nail long is not a crime. It's also not demoralising. In fact, no one will even know it! It'll be a great help when my food gets stuck in my mouth. Nose itch? No problem too!
The small boy kept his nail long for almost 2 months now. That was when he suddenly felt that it was dangerous to keep long nails. Why? This boy was using a sponge to scrub the dishes in the kitchen after dinner just now when his nail got caught in the sponge. The nail got slightly bent (thankfully not broken). Right at that moment, random thoughts of nails breaking began to flow constantly into mind. Without delaying, the small boy immediately cut off his long nail.
Moral: Long nails are bad...mmkay?!
There is apparently no "Big Guy" in reality, so snap out of it! No children were harmed in this greatly crafted story. Peace!
And so, this little boy went home feeling very excited about wat the Big Guy said. He thought of going to the cybercafe, but that would make him look like a gaming addict. He then moved on to smoking, but then again it would make him look like a samseng. He tried several different approaches to different 'activities' but the Big Guy's words keep on playing in his mind.
And then this particular thought strucked him in his brain. The thought of keeping a single finger nail long for as long as possible.
Small boy: Hmm, keeping a finger nail long is not a crime. It's also not demoralising. In fact, no one will even know it! It'll be a great help when my food gets stuck in my mouth. Nose itch? No problem too!
The small boy kept his nail long for almost 2 months now. That was when he suddenly felt that it was dangerous to keep long nails. Why? This boy was using a sponge to scrub the dishes in the kitchen after dinner just now when his nail got caught in the sponge. The nail got slightly bent (thankfully not broken). Right at that moment, random thoughts of nails breaking began to flow constantly into mind. Without delaying, the small boy immediately cut off his long nail.
Moral: Long nails are bad...mmkay?!
There is apparently no "Big Guy" in reality, so snap out of it! No children were harmed in this greatly crafted story. Peace!
Henshin!
Due to my enthusiasm in Kamen Rider, this is the hardwork of capturing numerous screenshots of a rider transforming. Henshin!
Sorry for the size...photo hosting site doesn't allow files bigger than 1MB...KNN...
Sorry for the size...photo hosting site doesn't allow files bigger than 1MB...KNN...
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Contradiction
This is extremely embarrassing...I freaking contradicted myself when my previous post states that WC stands for Wet Chamber/Closet and whoever sees it as World Cup is a freak. What I had in the "Different Ways Of Delivering A Message" post was...
"Well, I may be a bit exaggerating but these days I roughly sleep around those times. I challenge all WC vampires to beat my record during this time! Muahaha!"
WC vampires...holy cow!!! Where the hell that came from?! LOL
"Well, I may be a bit exaggerating but these days I roughly sleep around those times. I challenge all WC vampires to beat my record during this time! Muahaha!"
WC vampires...holy cow!!! Where the hell that came from?! LOL
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Another Random Post With Random Thoughts
Ah, it's always a good feeling after returning from the WC, right? What, you do not know what is WC? No...it's not Wild Channel...it's Wet Closet/Chamber. Hah! Gotcha! I knew what you were all thinking of! WORLD CUP wasn't it?? One word to describe you people..."freaks"!
Everything also football! Eat ball, drink ball, sleep ball, play ball...heck, some of you might even draft out rules for your wives to follow so that they would not ruin your lovely football match! Shame on you!
Anyway...anime...a word commonly used to describe an animated manga art. I'm sure most of you "buy" animes to watch right...right??? Come on, seriously...duh...*ahem*...okay okay...but there's this sudden disturbance that goes around. It's like an aura...circling the atmosphere or some sort...
How do anime titles get spread around, some of you might ask. There are a few ways though...
1) Recommendations from friends
2) Attractive, eye-catching titles
3) High ratings from numerous anime websites
4) Compelling storyline
It's quite a strange sight to see an individual watching animes for the sake of the actions instead of its storyline. What do I mean? For example...
Kamen Rider - action part consists of monster bashing moments
Ultraman - action part consists of monster bashing moments
High School Girls - action part consists of softcore "H" moments
Initial D - action part consists of racing events
Boys Be - action part consists of boys courting girls (WTF?!)
Heavy dialogues are ignored and sometimes skipped...what's the fun in watching anime if not for the storyline...? You just missing out the fun and the suspense of the series and there will be no point in continuing the series. As a comparison, it's like drinking "limau ais tanpa ais"...
As evidence to the above WC acronym...
click this
Everything also football! Eat ball, drink ball, sleep ball, play ball...heck, some of you might even draft out rules for your wives to follow so that they would not ruin your lovely football match! Shame on you!
Anyway...anime...a word commonly used to describe an animated manga art. I'm sure most of you "buy" animes to watch right...right??? Come on, seriously...duh...*ahem*...okay okay...but there's this sudden disturbance that goes around. It's like an aura...circling the atmosphere or some sort...
How do anime titles get spread around, some of you might ask. There are a few ways though...
1) Recommendations from friends
2) Attractive, eye-catching titles
3) High ratings from numerous anime websites
4) Compelling storyline
It's quite a strange sight to see an individual watching animes for the sake of the actions instead of its storyline. What do I mean? For example...
Kamen Rider - action part consists of monster bashing moments
Ultraman - action part consists of monster bashing moments
High School Girls - action part consists of softcore "H" moments
Initial D - action part consists of racing events
Boys Be - action part consists of boys courting girls (WTF?!)
Heavy dialogues are ignored and sometimes skipped...what's the fun in watching anime if not for the storyline...? You just missing out the fun and the suspense of the series and there will be no point in continuing the series. As a comparison, it's like drinking "limau ais tanpa ais"...
As evidence to the above WC acronym...
click this
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Great, Another Superhero Show...
With the upcoming long-awaited superhero show "Superman Returns", both the younger and older generation fans of the Man of Steel are truly eager to storm the big screens in their neighbourhood. Question is...why is it so popular? Not that it's gonna be more popular than the wall-climbing web-shooting city-polluting Spiderman or the cool rich handsome vengeful bastard Batman...what I'm saying is...what if compared to other Asian superhero shows like Ultraman or Kamen Rider?
Although Hollywood owns the movie industry, non-Hollywood movies should also be shown in cinemas! Why? If Superman, Batman and Spiderman can, why cant Ultraman and Kamen Rider?
Let's compare between Superman and Ultraman:
Superman:
1) Fights human villains
2) Destruction of the metropolis included
3) Has a weakness - Kryptonite
4) The usage of CG is aplenty
5) Fight scene is fake
6) Unexplainable super powers with utterly embarrasing names...
Ultraman:
1) Fights monsters (sometimes human villains)
2) Destruction of*insert Japanese district here* included
3) Has a weakness - Darkness
4) The usage of CG is aplenty
5) Fight scene is fake
6) Unexplainable super powers with utterly embarrasing names...
And YET the same old Superman makes it to the big screens while Ultraman retires in Japan over the years and ALTHOUGH the Japs keep on making up new Silver Heroes over the decades, Superman is still the same old Superman *yawn*. Let's be honest, what do you expect to see next from Superman/Ultraman? It's the villains whom we're more interested to know. Unless that film is "Godzilla: Final Wars", then I'd most probably understand why it never made it to the cinemas lah~
At the end of the day, the results are still the same...no matter how hard the villain tries to "take over the world", it still boils down to the winner being the protagonist thanks to the one-sided thinking of the cunning director who eats our money like they were consuming oxygen.
*silence*...
Okay...if that statement ever made sense, I'll end here coz it's freaking 3.30am and I'll only be having 4 hours of sleep before I start my journey to college for a better tomorrow (Fuiyooo! So determined!!!)
P.s.
- If Spiderman is addressed as "wall-climbing web-shooting city-polluting"...
- and Batman being "cool rich handsome vengeful bastard" (because he lost his parents and he lives with a butler...?!!?)
- and Ultraman being the Silver Hero
- then what is Superman...?
Answer: Man of Steel who can fly with a pair of red undies...I guess Lois Lane has a lust for red undies...sigh...what a waste...bad taste...
(whoever finds this offensive is childish, how bout that?)
Although Hollywood owns the movie industry, non-Hollywood movies should also be shown in cinemas! Why? If Superman, Batman and Spiderman can, why cant Ultraman and Kamen Rider?
Let's compare between Superman and Ultraman:
Superman:
1) Fights human villains
2) Destruction of the metropolis included
3) Has a weakness - Kryptonite
4) The usage of CG is aplenty
5) Fight scene is fake
6) Unexplainable super powers with utterly embarrasing names...
Ultraman:
1) Fights monsters (sometimes human villains)
2) Destruction of
3) Has a weakness - Darkness
4) The usage of CG is aplenty
5) Fight scene is fake
6) Unexplainable super powers with utterly embarrasing names...
And YET the same old Superman makes it to the big screens while Ultraman retires in Japan over the years and ALTHOUGH the Japs keep on making up new Silver Heroes over the decades, Superman is still the same old Superman *yawn*. Let's be honest, what do you expect to see next from Superman/Ultraman? It's the villains whom we're more interested to know. Unless that film is "Godzilla: Final Wars", then I'd most probably understand why it never made it to the cinemas lah~
At the end of the day, the results are still the same...no matter how hard the villain tries to "take over the world", it still boils down to the winner being the protagonist thanks to the one-sided thinking of the cunning director who eats our money like they were consuming oxygen.
*silence*...
Okay...if that statement ever made sense, I'll end here coz it's freaking 3.30am and I'll only be having 4 hours of sleep before I start my journey to college for a better tomorrow (Fuiyooo! So determined!!!)
P.s.
- If Spiderman is addressed as "wall-climbing web-shooting city-polluting"...
- and Batman being "cool rich handsome vengeful bastard" (because he lost his parents and he lives with a butler...?!!?)
- and Ultraman being the Silver Hero
- then what is Superman...?
Answer: Man of Steel who can fly with a pair of red undies...I guess Lois Lane has a lust for red undies...sigh...what a waste...bad taste...
(whoever finds this offensive is childish, how bout that?)
Monday, June 12, 2006
Different Ways Of Delivering A Message
Boy oh boy...holidays ARE boring! But hey, how often do we get to sleep at 5am and wake up at 5pm? Well, I may be a bit exaggerating but these days I roughly sleep around those times. I challenge all WC vampires to beat my record during this time! Muahaha!
Recently I just got an sms from a girl which mentions how important friendship is. This reminded me of an old sms from last year by my guy friend which also mentions how much he cherish our friendship. Obviously these two messages are not composed by them but rather forwarded ones.
Girl's message:
"A fren is like a computer,
I ENTER your life,
SAVE you in my heart,
FORMAT your problems,
and never DELETE you from my memory.
I'm very glad 2 hav u as my good friend."
Guy's message:
"Dear fucker! You are my fuckin friend, and I hope u noe dats fuckin true.
No matter wat the fuck happens, I'll stand the fuck by u.
I'll fuckin be there 4 u, whenever the fuck u need me, 2 lend u a fuckin hand, 2 do a fuckin good deed.
So just fuckin call me, whenever the fuck u need any fuckin thing.
Fuck, I'll always be there, even 2 the bitter fuckin end.
Keep dis fuckin promise so dat we will be fuckin friends till the fuckin end.
Take care of ur fuckin self, fucker..."
It's amazing how different genders play a different role in making friends. But anyways, I appreciate it very much (although it's better if we go out yumcha together, wahaha).
Recently I just got an sms from a girl which mentions how important friendship is. This reminded me of an old sms from last year by my guy friend which also mentions how much he cherish our friendship. Obviously these two messages are not composed by them but rather forwarded ones.
Girl's message:
"A fren is like a computer,
I ENTER your life,
SAVE you in my heart,
FORMAT your problems,
and never DELETE you from my memory.
I'm very glad 2 hav u as my good friend."
Guy's message:
"Dear fucker! You are my fuckin friend, and I hope u noe dats fuckin true.
No matter wat the fuck happens, I'll stand the fuck by u.
I'll fuckin be there 4 u, whenever the fuck u need me, 2 lend u a fuckin hand, 2 do a fuckin good deed.
So just fuckin call me, whenever the fuck u need any fuckin thing.
Fuck, I'll always be there, even 2 the bitter fuckin end.
Keep dis fuckin promise so dat we will be fuckin friends till the fuckin end.
Take care of ur fuckin self, fucker..."
It's amazing how different genders play a different role in making friends. But anyways, I appreciate it very much (although it's better if we go out yumcha together, wahaha).
Thursday, June 01, 2006
The Famous "Angry Uncle In The Bus"
This is solely for those who understand cantonese. Man, my blood boils when I watch this...
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