Photos After The Interview Session

(left to right)
Top row: Sai Mun, Me and Eric Ng
Bottom row: Wy Howe and Sin Wah




Sin Wah gangbanged...

My Precious...

*Warning, long post*
It was a LONG night...where my life hit its turning point...it all began last Sunday...

I left my pc on while i went downstairs for dinner. When i came up, my monitor was on, cpu lights were on...speakers on...modem on...but dont have any display on the monitor...So...i forced my pc to shutdown...and then operated my cpu...take out the graphic card...*wipe wipe wipe* put it back in...clean my cpu fan...and then assemble everything back...

Tried to switch it on, but still the same...no display...so...disassemble everything...*look here look there*...plug out main switch, plug out all the other switches...and then plug back ALL in...turn on the main switch on the wall..............................


*BOOOOOOM!!!*
whole house blackout...


Sparks flew out from the back of the PSU...such a scary moment...from then onwards...i felt that the most precious thing in my life was taken away...from the grip of my hands...i could feel her soul leaving her body...*sniff sniff*...


I slept early that night until the next afternoon. Woke up, took my lunch, and went back to sleep. Despite the fact that i still have many assignments to complete, i was surprised that i could still sleep peacefully...aaaahhh...Guess what time i woke up later that evening? 7pm...

After doing some thinking after dinner, i've decided...to bring my pc for repair the following day (which is today, Tuesday). Woke up on a not-so-peaceful morning. Quickly called up the pc shop in pyramid if they do servicing etc etc etc...

Imagine CARRYING the whole cpu across to Pyramid (as in WALKING there), and then CARRYING the whole cpu back to my house on foot, under the hot sun...damn...those sweat that came down my face blocked my view...was like taking a bath under the sun...(ya, i know some of you may this is a norm, but bear in mind that i seldom do heavy tasks like this).


Reached home safely, with arms aching LIKE $#!+. Holding a cup of water never like struggling before. Holding the shower head never felt so heavy before. It is as if gravity in my house had increased after the "journey". Excitedly, i ran upstairs to fix my cpu and hoped that everything will turn out fine...but NOOOOO! The computer wouldn't startup! I panicked...where is the problem???


I called my father to ask the cause of the problem...fortunately he said it was just the fuse in the main plug that's giving trouble. I quickly gathered my...*ahem*..."tools" to open up the plug and transfered the fuse over to an unused plug...and voila! It worked like magic!


So happy!!! Started doing assignments already, cannot afford to delay any longer...

So thats my story of the day...hope you enjoyed reading it (although it's such a darn long post, some of you might have dozed of...oh well...).

So What?! Chui Meh?!

Woohoo!!! We have a new Malaysian Idol!!! Daniel is so yau yeng ah!!! Nita can go to hell!!! Muahahaha!!!...Now what? Having a new M'sian Idol isn't gonna help...right? I mean...so what if he is an idol now? So what if Nita kisses my @$$? So what??? I don't feel a damn thing! What do I care if Daniel is so yau yeng? He still loses to me in terms of appearance (cause Malaysia haven't seen me on TV yet, duh). If they can ACTUALLY help me in my assignments, then I WILL be happy of course...


The truth is...I never really paid any serious attention to the weekly M'sian Idol show. All those smses sent as votes (if accumulated) could greatly help me in getting a new Graphic Card. You Malaysians should help me instead...hmph! What good will Daniel bring to you now that he's an idol? It's his fame...not yours, fools! Help me instead, and I will shower you people with more of my crappy posts...LOL


Anyway...assignments are being thrown straight to my face one after another, accompanied by lecturers who just love to pressure us (great job in doing so!). Some even have a devil's smirk behind an angel's smile...scary...luckily there's a lecturer who always ponteng class, LOL! That's the only subject left out among those assignments, fortunately.


Wonder if I will be able to complete those assignments now that I've got two new games to play...Haih...help...games or assignments...i can't decide...so torn apart...

Rohaini Alert!

To our beloved PITS lecturer who's a self-proclaimed bloghopper (variation of grasshopper?!!), if you're reading this, please proceed to this blog. It belongs to a poor girl (figuratively and literally) who is constantly "desperate" for $$$. LOL, What you need to do is simply click on the google ads at the bottom of the page multiple times...

You are to help her do that everytime you log on to the internet (cause the IP changes everytime you log in). Help her...and you MAY just save someone's life...

Hope the girl doesn't come after me when she finds out about this...my life is at risk here...

Malaysian Jam...Haih...

Traffic jam is said to be the best excuse when it comes to late arrival to a destination (according to statistics, it shows 98% of the time). Numerous steps have been taken to overcome the jam, but none seems to work because of the increasing number of vehicles on the road(sooner or later). Have you ever wondered what are the things that cause a massive jam? We're talking IN MALAYSIA here...not Sammy Vellu...

I travel home by bus everyday using the Federal Highway, but I've never encountered such a massive jam that stretches from KL (pronounced Kay-el) to LDP (pronounced el-DEE-pee),(the Penang-like overhead bridge near the ex-Motorola building). Hah, the bus driver did a very typical Malaysian thing...which was to use the emergency lane to potong other vehicles.


Even when he did that, the bus was still travelling at a low speed, so it didn't bring much difference. My guess is that the bus was travelling at 20-30Kmph all the way...


Anyway, after all the dreaded ride, finally it reached LDP where the bus changes its course (to Sunway). Outside my window where i sat...i saw a wrecked (Proton) Saga and a toll truck parked by the saide of the road. SO THIS IS WHAT'S CAUSING THE JAM!!!
#$$@!!$&$*^#!!%^&;%&!!!

If I were in charged of the road...and if I have the power to saman...I will be earning easy money for saman-ing those immoral,uncivilised bast*rds...(but then that would cause even more jam...LOL)


Haih...conclusion: We live in Malaysia, so start thinking like a Malaysian, act like a Malaysian and be a Malaysian...cause Malaysia boleh...(tapi tak dapat)

Sony Cybershot S40

Just got a digital camera for family purpose. Not too over-the-top though, it's just a common camera. Can take pictures enough lor...


For more specs on the cam...just head over here...Right now, i got to go and play with my new toy first...

*I'm not the one who bought it! Get this clear!*

Ni Hao Ma???

*On my way home from bus stop, walking up the pedestrian bridge...*

Chinese guy: Ni hao ma?

*Continues walking...*

Chinese guy: Ni hao ma?

*Looks up and saw two weird looking fools in formal clothes (white shirt, black trousers)*

Me: Huh?

Chinese guy: Ni hao ma?

Me: .............................*act blur, looking left, looking right*

Chinese guy: @#^%&E#@%* <---don't know what crap he was saying

Me: Huh? Ngo mm sik theang (translation: i don't know what you're saying)

Chinese guy: Oh, sorry...erm...Hi, me and my friend here, Sam, would like to know if...blablabla...church activities...blablabla...

Me: Sorry, not interested...

*brushed them aside...*

I just love brushing strangers aside ROTFLMAO!!!

Lust for Stewardess

In a Chinese restaurant, while stuffing lots of "Mixed Bee Hoon + Kuay Teow Seafood" into my mouth...

Friend A: That lady behind there looks like an air stewardess...

Friend B: Where...? Oh...maybe...maybe not...

Me: Eh? Malaysian stewardess usually have their uniform in Blue-ish Torqoise Batik wor...the lady over there is wearing a yellow baju kebaya...don't think she's a stewardess-lah.

Friend A: Sure or not? Hmm...i just love stewardesses...

Friend B: Huh??!!

*Me happily slurping the soup and happily chewing mee with my mouth full*

Friend A: Yeeaaahh...they make me HOT...once i see them on the plane, i'll wank on the spot...

*OMG!!! Spills a bit of my soup while trying not to choke myself...*

Friend A: And even if i get kicked out of the plane, i'll still be wanking LOOOOL

*Burst into laughter with my mouth full of food *

Me: Then what if you're 10,000 ft high in the air when you get kicked out? All your wasted sperms...will be wanked out and...and...oh my GAWD!!!


Friend C: Imagine ar...small kids enjoying their ice cream when suddenly a patch of his wasted sperms drop..."Mummy, why this ice cream so sticky wan? See, white white in colour wor...Eh? got this weird looking hair also wor..."

My Latest Desktop

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(done this out of boredom)

Say "No" To Porn The Wrong Way!

Recently there has been this advertisement from TM about preventing porno sites from popping up being aired on radios and televisions. And what's this thing about pressing "Alt + F4"?!


Yes, i agree that it prevents the immature retarded kids from viewing it after pressing those keys, but isn't that a bit misleading to the public? I mean c'mon...the advertisement only shows the guy telling us to press Alt + F4 when the porn stuff pops up! What if the porn stuff is being displayed at THE BACKGROUND (in the middle of many applications while surfing the net)?! The immature retarded kid/parents will be pressing Alt + F4, not knowingly closing all the applications that are running in the foreground!


That's quite a bad joke IMHO. The public should be given the awareness that not only does it close porn stuff, but also other applications running in the foreground. The authorities should take notice and change the catch phrase, "Elakkan bahan lucah dengan Alt + F4" to "Klik 'X' pada penjuru kanan di atas tetingkap bahan lucah apabila dipamerkan di skrin anda".

Direct translation:
"Prevent pornography with Alt + F4" to "Click 'X' at the top right hand corner of the pornographic window when it is displayed on the monitor screen"
(LOL, that shows how bad Microsoft can get with the Malay version)