Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Malaysian Jam...Haih...

Traffic jam is said to be the best excuse when it comes to late arrival to a destination (according to statistics, it shows 98% of the time). Numerous steps have been taken to overcome the jam, but none seems to work because of the increasing number of vehicles on the road(sooner or later). Have you ever wondered what are the things that cause a massive jam? We're talking IN MALAYSIA here...not Sammy Vellu...

I travel home by bus everyday using the Federal Highway, but I've never encountered such a massive jam that stretches from KL (pronounced Kay-el) to LDP (pronounced el-DEE-pee),(the Penang-like overhead bridge near the ex-Motorola building). Hah, the bus driver did a very typical Malaysian thing...which was to use the emergency lane to potong other vehicles.
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Even when he did that, the bus was still travelling at a low speed, so it didn't bring much difference. My guess is that the bus was travelling at 20-30Kmph all the way...
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Anyway, after all the dreaded ride, finally it reached LDP where the bus changes its course (to Sunway). Outside my window where i sat...i saw a wrecked (Proton) Saga and a toll truck parked by the saide of the road. SO THIS IS WHAT'S CAUSING THE JAM!!!
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If I were in charged of the road...and if I have the power to saman...I will be earning easy money for saman-ing those immoral,uncivilised bast*rds...(but then that would cause even more jam...LOL)
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Haih...conclusion: We live in Malaysia, so start thinking like a Malaysian, act like a Malaysian and be a Malaysian...cause Malaysia boleh...(tapi tak dapat)
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