Friend A: That lady behind there looks like an air stewardess...
Friend B: Where...? Oh...maybe...maybe not...
Me: Eh? Malaysian stewardess usually have their uniform in Blue-ish Torqoise Batik wor...the lady over there is wearing a yellow baju kebaya...don't think she's a stewardess-lah.
Friend A: Sure or not? Hmm...i just love stewardesses...
Friend B: Huh??!!
*Me happily slurping the soup and happily chewing mee with my mouth full*
Friend A: Yeeaaahh...they make me HOT...once i see them on the plane, i'll wank on the spot...
*OMG!!! Spills a bit of my soup while trying not to choke myself...*
Friend A: And even if i get kicked out of the plane, i'll still be wanking
LOOOOL*Burst into laughter with my mouth full of food
*Me: Then what if you're 10,000 ft high in the air when you get kicked out? All your wasted sperms...will be wanked out and...and...oh my GAWD!!!
Friend C: Imagine ar...small kids enjoying their ice cream when suddenly a patch of his wasted sperms drop..."Mummy, why this ice cream so sticky wan? See, white white in colour wor...Eh? got this weird looking hair also wor..."
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