These might be the jokes that could really make people take them seriously...so don't ever:
1) Say "I love you" to someone when you don't mean it. You don't say that to a girl and expect to walk straight after april-fooling her. You know what i mean...
2) Create rumours saying that terrorists are gonna bring the Petronas Twin Tower down. I think the worse that could happen to you would be you being dumped into some third world countries like Africa. Then you'll most probably miss the lifestyle in the concrete jungle of Mud Valley (Kuala Lumpur). (is that how Megamall got it's name?)
3) Insert poisonous bugs/insects into other peoples' belongings (ie school bag or shoes). Spiders and snakes can be fun to play with (for some pathetic idiots *no offence*) , but then exposing them to family members or friends can cause them to be in DEEP $H*T
4) Substitute a food (like chocolate) with something disgusting (like crap). It may cause trauma to most of the victim. I've seen some foreigners pull that off...they even peed on their friend's face and claimed that it was just ordinary water.
5) EVER lie to your parents saying that you're having some E.D. and when they bring you to see a doctor, you'll just admit you're fine and not having E.D. Your parents will be so pissed off and if...IF you really have E.D. in future, well...good luck dude, no father's day to celebrate.
6) Express how much you hated your boy/girlfriend and say all the heart-piercing curse words, just to end it with a laugh and claiming it was just an April Fool's joke. Expect a divorce or worse...girls can be VERY unpredictable at times. A snap and they might just eat you alive...beware...
7) Never ever provoke a police by offering a bribe even though it's just a joke.
8) Don't scream, "Tsunami!! Tsunami!! Earthquake!! Earthquake!!" in your neighbourhood unless you wana die young.
9) Never pretend to be a priest/pastor in a church and start to curse the almighty Lord...only to end your lengthy speech by saying, "April Fool! I'm not a real priest/pastor! You've been fooled!" and then proceed to laugh like a retarded hyena.
10) Don't pretend to be dead. If you want to see how much your family/friends love you, why not try the less hurtful way? (hey i might try this method one day =p)
Monday, April 04, 2005
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Baka! Like that also you can think up ar these funny stuffs LOL! :P
Why dun u try this:- as Prez of the US, announce over CNN that you'll be invading a country (cue: Syria, Iran, North Korea etc etc), and then when all your troops have amassed by the border, and the enemy soldiers have also prepared to defend, do another announcement over CNN that the armed strike was just an April Fool's crap joke.
If any of you world Prezzies were to do exactly this, prepare to say hello to Hitler for me in Hell. :P
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