Malacca in Greek

What happens when a local tour guide tells a Greek tourist about the history of Malacca and its great Sultan?

Greek fella : Hello, excuse me...this town looks pretty friendly and lively! Who was the ruler of this beautiful place, may i ask?

Local tour guide : Oh, this place is called Melaka (Malacca). The highest position for the ruler of this place is the Sultan of Melaka. There were many Sultans back then such as Sultan XYZ....etc etc.

Don't get the joke? Feel free to visit this site. Look for the word "Malacca".

Go ahead and make Malaysia proud! Malaysia Boleh!

*runs away quickly*

It's a Guy Thing!

Guys, have you ever landed your eyes on women/girls who wear mini-skirt before?

Girls, have you ever caught a guy landing their eyes on you, especially when you're feeling sexy? Were you feeling comfortable when he does so?

The message i'm trying to convey is...

DON'T friggin look back at us guys and think we're perverts when we try to get a glimpse of you just because you're feeling sexy!!! I get very annoyed when women do that! If you women don't want to be 'treated' that way, DON'T friggin wear body-revealing clothes damnit! It's not that we are trying to rape you or something, but it's the guys' nature to admire the beauty of the opposite sex! And if you women can't take it that way...SCREW YOU!!!

Revenge of the Mosquitos!

*this is not an insect repellent post*

Argh!!! I regretted using their trademark in one of the sentences in the previous post yesterday.

"although those girls were like mosquitos to my ears..."

This morning, at this VERY moment, im suffering from a huge amount of blood loss all over my body! My face, my left arm, my left leg...omg, heck they (i suppose it was more than one mosquito) were even interferring with my sweet dreams...and i REALLY mean SWEET! ;)

For example...dating a girlfriend while mosquitos are constantly stalking you! It's like, each time you hold her hand, a mosquito strikes your left ear...and when you try to kiss her, they bite your forehead...very VERY annoying!!!


And now...i'll be getting ready to head to college with red marks all over my face no thanks to the hungry insects...yer...what would people think of me...

A word of reminder to the mosquitos..."TiuNyaMaChowHye, Lan-C-Lan-YongChowCheeBye, i will get you all after i return home!!! Sei pokkai!!! ARGH!!!"

Die mosquitos DIE!!!

Girls...haih...

*Today in the bus on my way home from APIIT...*

I was all worn out after a tiring journey to and fro from lowyat. I stepped into the metrobus...threw myself onto the soft and comfortable back seat, and adjusted the air-con to blow the cool air against my face....aaahhhhh............Soon, i was fast asleep...zzz...

Not long after i indulge myself into my sweet slumber...a group of Chinese girls (around 6-7 of them) from the girls' school came up the bus and sat around me. O-M-G...it was HELL! They were chattering all the way and...let me describe this CLEARLY...their mouth aka hot-leaded machineguns can fire up to 10k times a second! It isn't good to disrupt the sleep of the Wise one...


So, i thought..."Fine, they're just girls. Just let them be...eventually their mouth will melt due to overheating". Oh man...their chattering changed to laughter after making some lame jokes out of themselves (although i do not understand Mandarin). Ok...that's lame...


My eyes were still shut, thinking of all the possibilities that could happen when i open my eyes...you know...things like having those girls to scream in excitement saying "wah!!! this boy is so lengchai!!!" or "wow!!! lengchai, can i have your number?" or maybe "take me if you want...". Hehehe ahahhaha


Anyhow, i kept my eyes close...until the bus passed by some billboard by the road side displaying/advertising "War of the Worlds"...

Girl A : Wah, Tom Cruise wor...kei lengchai hor?

Amidst their chatter, i was thinking to myself...
"Cheh...when i open my eyes, you girls will forget how Tom Cruise looks like cause i'm more hensem ler..."


Obviously none of them noticed me smiling like a pervert...which is a good thing. At the end of the day...although those girls were like mosquitos to my ears...i would still stick to the most solid comment of all time...

"Girls will always be Girls"
-quoted by Eric Wong

Drama Clip Cancelled

I've tried many ways to upload my movie clip to my blog but to no avail. All i can do now is to either burn a copy (in a CD-RW preferably) for those who're interested in watching it. Note that the audio and visual quality is quite bad, so...i don't recommend outsiders to watch it. Afraid that you all might flame me


By the way, i've just got myself a video editing software...still learning how to use. I hope that i have the opportunity to edit the video for the upcoming drama session (for the remaining groups). Must get myself a video camera one day already (>.<") For those who're expecting the release of this video...a thousand apologies


But for those who are still curious and insist on watching it...just inform me about it. I'll be happy to show you what im capable of, muahahaha!!! share the experience


Gotta finish up my game now Peace out!

David The Pirate

Oh well, as usual we had our com tech class today...You people might think im the worst pirate ever, but i had just recently met my competitor.

*discussing about network operating systems during the break*

David : Ey, any of you watch Spongebob or not? Haha, damn cute lah the characters (blablabla)

Me : Ya, last time i watched but now no more already...oh ya!!! You have the movie right? Can lend me or not...?

David : Ya, sure, why not? I can burn for you if you want. Besides this show, i still have others...like Smallville, Appleseed, etc etc...But my friend has Initial D. YUCK! Not nice wan the show! Damn stupid show lah. *shows disgusted face with tongue sticking out*

Me : I have no comment cause i don't watch it. but i know the graphics are not as good lah.

WSW : Initial D is all about drifting.

David : What so nice about drifting? Talk and talk only, terrible lah, yucks! *shows his disgusted face again*

(skip unnecessary part)

David : Since all of you have the same interest of movies/shows/anime. Maybe i can burn them for you all. But in return you must also do me some favour lar, hoh?


Students : Can! Just name it.

David : Haha, kidding lah. In actual fact (his favourite quote), i have 5 HDDs. All also have different contents.

WH : Oooohhhhhh..."different" contents eh...? *points points finger* Ahem!!!

David : Yala...*smiling pervertedly with nothing to say* But hey! We as IT students should make use of our broadband wert! Why not we share our folders!

Students: Huh?!

David : There, taught you all the other day! We can make a folder and chuck all our files/movies/animes inside. All you need to do is get your IP address, and hav a steady connection in order to share folders rather than using cds to pass around. You all agree with me or not?

Me : Ya, but we still don't know how to share folder leh...unless you teach us again

David : Aiyah, okok, i'll experiment with my friend first. If can, i'll let you all know thru email.

Me : Why email when you can use msn...

David : Oh ya hor! Ok, it is set then! So we share our animes ok?

Me whispers to WSW: Omg, this lecturer is the worst pirate ever...worse than me!!! So unexpected!

Our First Presentation

My Comments:
I nearly f*cked up my first presentation!!!

The History:
David gave us two weeks to get our powerpoint slides done. I did it with EXTRA effort put it...although it only carries 5 marks for our finals. I treated it as a warm-up preparation for my future presentations for i believe they would be more difficult. I had spent my precious time (apart from gaming) doing this project...but it didn't quite turn out the way i wanted to...

The Story:
Yesterday, i asked WH to bring his diskette so that i could transfer his work from my com. I came to class and passed him his diskette containing ONLY his project whereas mine is still at home. I didn't realise that we're supposed to present our work to the whole class TODAY! i thought it was tomorrow! I was really pissed at myself...for not having a backup copy in WH's diskette...and also for not remembering my handout date.


The Dilemma:
I negotiated with David but to no avail. He is so...keras kepala To present or NOT to present...all my effort put into my slideshow...and i didn't bring it...how heartbreaking...it broke my spirit to go out and present without my own slides...i thought that i'd better just stay where i am and just forget about the 5 damn friggin marks...it was finally our group's turn...WH said that he has a backup copy of my slide in his thumbdrive, but it isn't edited (animated). I thought for quite long...

The Decision:
I didn't want to make David wait any longer, i just gave my best, talked all the bullshit and crap out of my own friggin unedited slide. I didn't pretty much care about the f*cking 5 marks! I just wanted to share my work with others..."sharing is caring".


The Results:
Oh well, i did my part and i was very satisfied with my own courage...but the burning flames of hope was put off when David bombarded me with some simple questions i could not even answer correctly...
you David...muahahahaha!

Latest Desktop

Decided to do something out of boredom. The background is edited using Photoshop CS2. Solid Snake vs Sam Fisher


Click here to view (resolution 1028 x 768).

Handphone - Credit = Useless

*A conversation i heard while i was in the pc lab. Two friends of mine were talking about having their presentation done in powerpoint...*

Kajen: Ei, can you please teach me how to use powerpoint? I'm not familiar with it.

WSW: Can, do you have your soft copy of your assignment? You can use it as a reference. It's easier that way.

Kajen: Er, no...i've done all my work and i'd already passed it up to the lecturer. I didn't save a backup copy of it.

WSW: What?! Then too bad lor...you would have to search it all over again.

Kajen: Nevermind about that, just teach me the basics.

WSW: Aiyah, i send you the stuff through sms lah. I need to go back now already. Got any problem, just message me, k?

Kajen: Dei, since when my phone have credit?

(WTF?! Like that have h/p for what?! Give it to me also better...-.-")

WSW: Aiyo, problem only lah you...

My comment:-

1. Don't ever use a handphone if you're not willing to top it up.
2. Always keep a backup copy of your assignment/project/presentation.

Pirated Porn Class

As usual, he teaches us Com Tech. Every Monday we had to suffer 3 hours of listening to his lecture...but this time a BIT fun...

*Was giving some lectures about storage mediums and devices when he changed topic...*

David : Hah, no need to say lah, sure you all use the CD-Rs to burn pirated copies of stuffs lah.

Student A: Haha, of course lah sir! That's the main purpose wert. If not then for what?

David : You guys are terrible la (shakes head). Oh ya! Have you all ever downloaded movies? I heard that Azureus is very good. The download speed is damn high!

Me : ...How high is 'high'...?

David : My friend said he downloaded movies with the rate of 30kbps using 512 kbps connection. That's very fast already you know!

Me : Er...fast meh...? Not sure about 512kbps...But mine went up to 100kbps on a 100Mbps connection last night when i was half way downloading a game

David : HAAAHH??!!!!! Wow!!! You gotta be kidding me! You are a damn pirate i tell you...

Me :

David : But i recommend using Azureus lor.

(Some student at the back) : Wah sir! Isn't it against the rules that lecturers are not supposed to talk about pirated stuff? Some more dare to recommend, terror lah you, sir!

David : Ah, what the heck lah!

(Whole class laughs and cheers like monkeys and hyenas making love)

*skip boring part*

David : What? I have the whole set of American Pie, ok?! Eh, what's wrong? It's not that they're X-rated also. As long as you're 18 and above then it should be fine.

Student B : Wah! Hebat lah you, sir! But it's considered porn!

David : No...they only show parts of the body which are above the waistline. Other than that...it's nothing lah! You want ar? I'll bring it all to lend you one day lah!

(Whole class cheers again...)

(Some student from the back) : Sir, i also have some at home, come trade with me!

David : Hah?! Wana trade with you? OMG, i'm afraid you might damage my ORIGINAL show. Don't play-play! Imported from the U.S. ok?!

Me: Wahlau eh...from CT class become pirated porn class...

Tomorrow Mom's B'day!

Ok, as a son...i really don't know how to plan for a parent's birthday. (-.-") Like i said in the previous post, i bought a card. And...well...don't know how she'll react tomorrow...cause it's so plain... (=.=") Ahh...alas...my driving skillz...gained confidence once again Anyway, can't blog much now...gtg have dinner outside...

War Of The Streets

Today after sitting for my Numerical Skill test, my two friends WH and WSW, and i went to 'Chee Cheong Kai' to get ourselves some good food for lunch. Well, basically it's the same old place where there is this long street off the main road in Petaling Street...more like a backalley. Along here, we have a row of Chinese food stalls. Lets just call it Street A.

On the 1st day of college, we ate here and...well, the food was ok...it's just that the food here isn't my type. So, we decided to move deeper in and off this street, is ANOTHER smaller street. Let's call it Street B. We prefer eating here because...i don't know, the people are friendlier and the food is damn delicious. Always makes me drool whenever i smell the aroma...


Since then, we've been eating at Street B. As for today, WSW ordered 'pan mee' from a stall in Street A but he followed us (WH and i) to Street B. He was waiting impatiently for his food...which takes forever to reach the table we're on, so he went to look for 'his food' LOL

He came back to our table and told us that he is NOT ALLOWED to be sitted here! Instead, he was asked to sit in Street A. WTF?! Why?! I didn't care at 1st, thinking that it was because the table was too far away from the stall.

Soon after both of us got our food, the lady who's in charge of preparing our food asked us:

Lady : Eh? Just now i saw your friend here. Where did he go?
WH : Oh, he went over to the other side to have his lunch. He said he wasn't allowed to eat here.
Lady : Oh, no wonder la...Yup, those who order food from Street A are so-called 'not allowed' to eat in Street B because we had an arguement before. It was because of some small matter lah. Business is like that ler...can't be avoided. Competition is everywhere. In this case, Street B is our territory. If they knew that their customers are in this territory, they wont serve them.

*the conversation goes on and on, listening to them while slurping my soup*

Me : Wow, this kinda business also have 'territory'...Dahsyat sial...
WH : Aih, what to do...quickly finish your food lah! Talk so much...

WTF?! I only say a few lines... He's been the one talking so much... -.-"

Nearly Trapped In APIIT's Lift

Classes are over. It was time for us to go home. Wy Howe wanted me to accompany him to the pc lab on the 5th floor, at the same time observing the new intake students.

(skip the boring part)

We left the pc lab after we had done our work (assignment). Pressed the 'down' button and waited...

*Lift door opened, we stepped in, mashed the 'G' button, lift door closes...*

Wy Howe, as usual, the hyperactive child, wanted to try out his "new" tricks by playing with the lift door. I didn't quite mind at first cause it appears to be quite a 'tradition' among our classmates =p Just before the door closed, he tried to prevent the door from closing (by using his super powerful friction hands).

The lift started to move downwards with both doors barely even touching each other, leaving a small gap in between (say around 1 cm wide, can even peek outside, but was too dark to see anything).

Just as the lift was about to reach 3rd floor, the lift shook and jammed! The lift was totally stationary!

Me : WTF?!! See what you've done?! Damn you lah! Now what?!
WH : Omg! Eh, don't worry, let me try out this before anything else happens (mashing the 2nd floor button)

The lift was fully operational again. Fortunately the lights didn't go out...

Me : Hell lah you, HELL lah! Don't friggin do that again lah! I'm gonna eat you alive if we get stuck up here!
WH : Heh, don't worry lah

Nu Mouse!

Just bought myself a new mouse last night. Logitech MX500 Not that advance though, but what the heck


Dun 'pray pray' ar