Pirated Porn Class

As usual, he teaches us Com Tech. Every Monday we had to suffer 3 hours of listening to his lecture...but this time a BIT fun...

*Was giving some lectures about storage mediums and devices when he changed topic...*

David : Hah, no need to say lah, sure you all use the CD-Rs to burn pirated copies of stuffs lah.

Student A: Haha, of course lah sir! That's the main purpose wert. If not then for what?

David : You guys are terrible la (shakes head). Oh ya! Have you all ever downloaded movies? I heard that Azureus is very good. The download speed is damn high!

Me : ...How high is 'high'...?

David : My friend said he downloaded movies with the rate of 30kbps using 512 kbps connection. That's very fast already you know!

Me : Er...fast meh...? Not sure about 512kbps...But mine went up to 100kbps on a 100Mbps connection last night when i was half way downloading a game

David : HAAAHH??!!!!! Wow!!! You gotta be kidding me! You are a damn pirate i tell you...

Me :

David : But i recommend using Azureus lor.

(Some student at the back) : Wah sir! Isn't it against the rules that lecturers are not supposed to talk about pirated stuff? Some more dare to recommend, terror lah you, sir!

David : Ah, what the heck lah!

(Whole class laughs and cheers like monkeys and hyenas making love)

*skip boring part*

David : What? I have the whole set of American Pie, ok?! Eh, what's wrong? It's not that they're X-rated also. As long as you're 18 and above then it should be fine.

Student B : Wah! Hebat lah you, sir! But it's considered porn!

David : No...they only show parts of the body which are above the waistline. Other than that...it's nothing lah! You want ar? I'll bring it all to lend you one day lah!

(Whole class cheers again...)

(Some student from the back) : Sir, i also have some at home, come trade with me!

David : Hah?! Wana trade with you? OMG, i'm afraid you might damage my ORIGINAL show. Don't play-play! Imported from the U.S. ok?!

Me: Wahlau eh...from CT class become pirated porn class...