Malacca in Greek

What happens when a local tour guide tells a Greek tourist about the history of Malacca and its great Sultan?

Greek fella : Hello, excuse me...this town looks pretty friendly and lively! Who was the ruler of this beautiful place, may i ask?

Local tour guide : Oh, this place is called Melaka (Malacca). The highest position for the ruler of this place is the Sultan of Melaka. There were many Sultans back then such as Sultan XYZ....etc etc.

Don't get the joke? Feel free to visit this site. Look for the word "Malacca".

Go ahead and make Malaysia proud! Malaysia Boleh!

*runs away quickly*