Saturday, April 24, 2010

Nine Words Women Use

This post is not an original post. It is taken from an email and I thought it is very true, so I decided to post it up here for sharing (wait, "sharing" is not a proper word here...but whatever-la).
  1. FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    • FIVE MINUTES
      If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

      • NOTHING
        This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

        • GO AHEAD
          This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

          • LOUD SIGH
            This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing)

            • THAT'S OK
              This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

              • THANKS
                A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').


                • WHATEVER
                  Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

                  • DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT
                    Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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