The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 2

Only for students of KLD0F0503

Part 2: The Introduction of the Bright Side and the Dark Side

Veemarla uses her ultra quick hands to disable Dvd Tan's weapons that are held. She strikes them down with the speed of light, at the same time damaging him lightly. Dvd Tan wont take her lightly...thus he unleashes his Loser's Stare again...and he eradicated Veemarla wif his hymn....the "Hymn of Anthony". Veemarla turns into ashes and vanishes as the wind blows...

Anthony, is the fallen angel of the dark side...some people call him the "Ancient Evil"...His arrival marks the presence of the apocalypse...or the end of all things to come...Meanwhile, dvd resurrects Ang and Kwok Sheng from their graves in order to protect him.

Both of them who looked quite disoriented...moved with their limbs dangling helplessly from their torso. Ang throws his guts full of disgusting slime at Swee-No-Fun which made her jump and her phone slipped off her hand.

She screamed in horror, "WTF is this thing? You b*stard sunnovabtch! That was my Darling! You have no rights to invade my privacy! I could have killed you if i wanted to!". Swee-No-Fun immediately does a hand 'jutsu' formation, gathering all her chakra...creating the "Long Hair, Short Life" technique.

The enraged Swee-No-Fun's hair extends to reach Ang...holding him firmly, while Sasher slashes him into several pieces wif her long nails. Ang pleads for mercy in his minced state, telling Swee-No-Fun, "No, please don't kill me! I'll buy you a new phone...please...spare me...I'll get you a K750i Ericsson phone..." *squish* Sasher steps onto Ang's head...

Kwok Sheng could only witness the tragedy, but he is unbelievable strong unknown to the Powertough Girls...The 2 of them multicombo-ed Kwok Sheng but all the attacks are parried and reflected...Kwok Sheng made his first move by exhaling all the bad breath...Swee-No-Fun pukes by the road side, leaving Sasher the only one to fight Kwok Sheng.

Sasher took the opportunity to slash his head off...but to her horror...a new head grow out from his neck...Kwok Sheng together with Dvd Tan and the evil Dark Lord Anthony is now in control of the situation...

Just when everything seems to be going terribly wrong...someone appeared...it is the Bright Lord from the heavens...Abdullah Khaled appeared with blinding lights surrounding him, assisted by his 4 assistants:

1) T. Leong, the Holy Templar Knight
2) H. Leong, brother of T. Leong, the Head Manager of all Heavens' Banks
3) Eric Ng, the Ping Pong General of The 11 Heavens
4) Sai Mun, the Fearsome Beast

It is set...the Bright Side vs the Dark Side

Bright Side : Abdullah Khaled, T.Leong, H.Leong, Eric Ng, Sai Mun, Sasher, and Swee-No-Fun.

Dark Side : Anthony, Dvd Tan, and Kwok Sheng.

Before the great Battle of The Ancient (B.O.T.A.), an evil laughter could be heard, echoing the surrounding area, but no one is to be seen...err...laughing...? The mysterious evil laughter slowly fades away...

*end of Part 2*

Coming up next...

Part 3: The Great Battle of The Ancient (B.O.T.A.)

Sneak preview of Part 3 : Abdullah Khaled, The Bright Lord, directs Eric Ng, to strike...
*wait for the next episode*

The Chronicles of KLD0F0503: Part 1

Only for students of KLD0F0503

The Chronicles of KLD0F0503 (without a beginning...)

...nanti kugan duduk atas kita, mampus habis..no nid 2 take sijil oledi.
*Kugan grabs hold of WSW, pushes him to the couch and squishes him but Sin Wah retaliates and do a CQC (close quarter combat). He rips his arms off and burns a cigar on his face. But then kugan mumbles something that revived the dead army of...the Kugan-ators...which consists of Jabez, Kajen, Gokula, and Terence.

Without any moments to spare, WSW calls his *ahem* sidekick Eric (Wong) The Ericaminator.
Eraicaminator unleashes his ultimate weapon, "Twin Laser Gattling Gun" equipped with Kugan-ators sensors. The "Twin Laser Gattling Gun" comes from his chest...he fires at those zombie-like Kugan-ators...blasting them to oblivion...but Kugan decided to block his attack by creating a force-field...the "Ass-Field"...

Oh no! All Ericaminator's attacks are being absorbed by Kugan's gigantic ass-field! This is terrible! Out comes a mysterious Wy Howe "Annihilator Ping-Pong Guchi-Machi" smash that went right through his ass shield onto his groin and thus randering his shield useless. He repeated his technique against those Kugan-ators as they were totally no match for Wy Howe.

"Ngo ting lei ko fai" was his trademark and he goes on rapping his favourite verse like Sun Wukong (Monkey King). No, just when we thought everything was over...*drum rolls*...we still have the ultimate boss...Dvd Tan...

Upon hearing the news that Kugan is being annihilated just like dat, he stepped outta his room filled wif CT papers...he begins his yoga session..."mmm...ammmmm.... eeemmmmm....." Ultimate attack: "Loser's Stare"....all status damage including weapons power reduction. Wy Howe is no match for Dvd Tan! Wyhowe gets hit and sleeps like a log!

Dvd Tan: Nevermind, let him be. i wont kill him. as long as he doesn't disturb the class...err...i mean 'our evil doings'. *laughs like someone had just had some serious diarrhea*

...nothing can damage him at all...he is invulnerable...invincible, not even Bodhisattva Buddha can harm him. Everywhere he goes, his yoga mumblings could be heard, everyone is afraid...EXCEPT...*drum rolls...* The Powertough Girls!!!

The Powertough Girls are: Swee-NO-Fun, Veemarla, and Sasher! Woot!

1) Sasher has beautiful long nails that can do some heavy slashing when provoked, beware...

2) Veemarla has incredible speed that makes her prefer flying rather than running. Her speed can damage one's eardrums if she gets too near her victim.

3) Swee-No-Fun only waits for her sidekick to finish the job while she eats her favourite "Chin Cau Fahn" served by Jasminder...she eats while chatting on her mobile with Jason.

*history of Jasminder*

Jasmin came from a flower. He came just when it started to bloom... as like all destiny... he will aid them in the quest to destroy Dvd Tan. Only in the darkest time the holy Jasmin will appear...

*end of Jasminder's history and the end of part 1*

Coming up next...

Part 2: The introduction of the Bright Side and the Dark Side

Sneak preview: Veemarla uses her ultra quick hands to...
*wait for the next episode*

Wednesday, 27th July

While Saturday was the 1st shitty day of all shitty days...yesterday was the shittiest day of the 5 shitty days. Why? Hmm...let's find out...

The start of the day wnt fine as i get to see some old faces at the railway station *cough*. The person was seen smiling when she saw me...erm...well...maybe because we haven't seen each other for two weeks (cause of my holidays). But anyway, brushing that aside...i buat-buat tak tahu lor...


You see, i don't get to see a nice figure everyday after getting out from the KTM train at Kuala Lumpur station but yesterday was different! It was like...wow...the angels sent down this...this...omg...damn friggin nice tops and bottoms...it's like a walking hour glass...OMFG, kill me!!!


I was walking/stalking her all the way...until my friend sms-ed me...damn! Potong stim!!! WTF (why the f...) did he need to sms me at a bad time?! #^&% Thanks to him, i lost her sight...


Fine, having to lose a beautiful unforgettable sight isn't that painful...but watching my friends backstabbing other friends was much worse...i mean...that's pretty shitty man! Being unable to help out, and unable to do what's right as a friend...nevermind...for those who knows what i'm talking about...just keep it down...we don't want this to spread...


After a hard day (note that i had to sit for the Com Tech exam), i rushed home in a Metrobus. The bus started to move from the bus stop...slowly going through the traffics...picking up passengers on its way...and what really pissed me off was;

THE BUS WAS MOVING AT 20 - 30 KM/H UNDER THE FREAKING GODDAMN SUN FOR THE WHOLE JOURNEY FROM KL TO SUNWAY!!!


The Sun's ray freaking pierced through all our skin dammit! Hell, even Hell's not THAT hot! F**k man! Must tiu the bus driver upside down one day...

Saturday, 23rd July

The 1st of the 5 shitty days. Woke up at around 2pm. Went downstairs to have my lunch and when i came back upstairs, my whole room had this kinda smell...kinda smelled like the aftermath of a priest doing the hoo-haa-exocism ritual in my room...

Anyway, i havent had the slightest hint about my pc frying slowly...so i ignored it and switched on my 'Madagascar' movie (excited about it then...) but soon after the "Madagascar" word is displayed...poof...the System Unit was turned off, leaving my monitor and speakers still on.

I was like...WTF...nevermind...small matter only...*pressing the power button several times*...WTF...takde power ke?? I checked and everything seemed fine...only to realise that the stupid horrid stench was actually the burnt smell coming from...the POWER SUPPLY UNIT (PSU)...


Haih...so sad...I spent the rest of my day trying to find someone who could help me replace/buy/give me his PSU...and...i did found him...haha, how lucky can i be


Besides that, i could only hang around downstairs with the television...and later on that night, i kinda bugged some of my friends asking 'em out for the following days =p

The time was 12.30am...i couldn't sleep so early, so i took out some of my childhood toys (apparently some high-tech lego or some sort) and dismantled the toy, wahahaha! Then i forked out my pre-historic video console (What was it...MegaDrive or something like that...) and begin playing my Power Ranger and Fatal Fury game...yeah...kinda lame...but things like these help keep me outta boredom at times

I'm Back!

Finally i'm back after a long period of 5 days without my computer...T_T The computer went kaboom (on Saturday afternoon, 23rd July) after a looooooong back-to-back action (since Monday, 18th July). Haha, this is what happens to people like me who leaves his pc on for (24x5) hours in a row, no rest. Oh well, many things happened since then...so, i'm gonna split 'em all up in different posts...coming up next.

*Don't worry, i'm not dead yet*

Geography Teacher

Once upon a time in Form 3 in my tuition class...

Teacher: OK, sekarang kamu semua beritahu saya...di mana terletaknya Sungai Ob, Sungai Yenisei dan Sungai Lena?

Students: Di kawasan Artik

Teacher: Artik? Salah. Cuba sekali lagi.

Me: Cikgu...Tiga-tiga tu memang kat utara kawasan artik lah...

Teacher: Mana ada? Kalau kat sana, sungai-sungai tu dah beku lah, mana ada sungai lagi?

Me: Tapi buka memang catat macam tu...

Teacher: Salah, salah! Bukan di artik.

Me: (-.-") Kenapa-lah cikgu tak percaya...

Teacher: Sebab jawapannya...mereka terletak di Jepun!

The class went into a confused state...

Me: Cikgu...Jepun tu pulau-lah...sungai-sungai panjang tu tak muat dalam pulau tu-lah...

Teacher: Siapa kata? Kau pun tahu Jepun tu pulau yang besar kan? Kau tahu Jepun tu kat mana kan??

Me: Jepun tu kan berhampiran China...*points at Japan*

Teacher: Eh, siapa kata?? Jepun tu kat sini lah! *points at Philippines*

Me: Err...cikgu ada tengok salah tak...? Itu Filipina...

Teacher: Tak, tak! Ish, awak ni...Filipina kat sini *points at Japan*

Me:

Randy: Cikgu dah sesat-lah!

Teacher: Siapa ajar kamu semua bahawa Jepun tu kat atas dan Filipina kat bawah?

Students: Guru sekolah/cikgu kat sekolah

Teacher: Saya ni pelajar berkelulusan Universiti Malaya, dapat sijil *something blablabla*...Kamu semua patut percaya pada saya!

Me: Cikgu, baik awak rujuk buku dulu sebelum buat keputusan...

After class...

Me: Tiu-lor...he's friggin teaching us wrong stuff and he doesn't admit it...

Randy: Aih, don't believe him-la...he's only a "pelajar lepasan Universiti Malaya BERKELULUSAN" only

Me: Not even QUALIFIED to LULUS

Letter Status: Replied

One of the many things that i wish to do when someone (especially Edward aka Eddy aka R.E.T.A.R.D.) posts me a letter is to:

1) Insert a blank picture with a message saying, "pour some lime juice onto picture to see image"
2) Scribble mercilessly (doctor's handwriting) onto paper added with some incomprehensive symbols.
3) Draw unnecessary pictures to confuse him.
4) End the letter with a "p.s" stating that i have moved out and please use a new address/phone number if he wishes to reply the letter/call my house.
5) Seal the envelope with elephant glue (provided if the envelope is made of high quality material that doesn't tear easily)

*note: i made this up out of boredom...*

Ali Cafe

You know one thing i don't like about this Ali Cafe advertisement is that the whole ad is a complete bullshit. Come on...would anyone really make that "L" shaped finger gesture and twisting it around their wrist to actually SIGNAL that they're ordering for a can/cup of Ali Cafe?! What a disgrace to the society, i would say...

Anuar Zain: Ali Cafe, always with me!

Farah: Its aroma is so remarkable!

Yeah right...how about this:-

Me : The suckiest beverage a living being would ever taste in his entire life! Get a live and stop showing me that LOSER gesture! It makes me sick, sick, SICK!!!

Click here to open power root webpage...

The Letter...

Alright, here's the letter Edward sent to me...

Click image to enlarge


1) I will never call him "Eddy"...sounds like "Teddy" which sounds like a girl...
2) He didn't have to give me his number as i already have it...
3) I also don't need his address because it's written at the back of the envelope...
4) Who cares about his favourite shows...im only interested in the TYPES of shows he watches...
5) "Bye chat you later"?? WTF (where the f***) did he learn English from??
6) Wow...his post message is DAMN FRIGGIN BIG! I'm not blind, you know...

My "Weird-Like-F*ck-Dream"

Location: Somewhere up in the mountains.

Background: A secret meeting will be held in a secret base up in the snowy mountains.

Mission Objective:
1) Get there before the members of the committee arrive.
2) Record the conversation of the members during the meeting.
3) After getting the recorded conversation, report back to HQ to receive further orders.
4) Eliminate all the members of the committee.

*You are assigned with four more team mates (Jay, Kay, Al, and Zee) to help you with your mission, while Trinity will assist you back in the HQ*

We packed our stuff and fitted everything into our backpack. Hiking was not a problem to us as we are specialized in stealthy missions. Upon reaching the secret base which btw, wasn't so secretive as it sounds..., we quickly set up some C4 all around the base, making it merely impossible for anyone from the base to even escape in one piece.

While we were discussing about our plans in the open area (like planning all the timing for ambush, coordination, best tool to use, eliminate who and who...etc...), a car suddenly appeared from the corner of the parking lot (yes, a parking lot beside the base on the snowy mountain...). We panicked, therefore we scattered around like cockroaches searching for a hiding spot. Some hid behind the trees and some went into the base itself...but i decided to lay low on the ground filled with a thick layer of snow, hoping that i could camouflage myself.

That method worked! The guy in the car didn't see me and my other mates as well. He proceeded to the inner base. The coast was clear when i called out my team mates to finish up our plans. Soon enough, another two more cars arrived from the corner of the parking lot. Everyone scrambled again, but this time to a specific position. For some reason, i didn't have the slightest idea as to where to hide. So i sticked with my former idea which is to stay low to the ground and covering myself with thick layers of snow.

The first car drove by without noticing me. What bothered me was that the driver of the following car noticed but totally ignored me. I was like, "OMG, he friggin saw me moving in the snow..." He pretended to find a suitable parking space...and ended up driving slowly towards my direction. You see, i was laying on my stomach while i pushed the snow up to cover my back. I prayed, "C'mon, please don't run over me...don't run over me..."

My prayer wasn't answered...the car slowly ran over my back. I felt great pressure all over my backbone as the front wheel went over my back...i couldn't and MUSTN'T make any sound that could attract the enemy's attention. I had to bear with such pain for that few seconds before the front wheel completely ran over me. I was relieved for that split second before the rear wheel ran over me this time.

I thought to myself, "Damnit, when everything's over, i'm gonna bomb your whole Gawd-damn friggin base!" The pain was unbearable and...rather continuous...I looked up just to find out that the owner has left the car...HE FRIGGIN PARKED THE CAR ON TOP OF ME!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to scream but there's just no breath...i just couldn't bear it any longer!!! I felt like dying...the snow was freezing cold...before i ran out of energy, i hit the car's front bonnet with my palm to signal for my team mates. They silently rushed to my aid and moved the car aside...I was very lucky to remain alive because i don't want to be dead before i could accomplish my mission. I was gasping for air, my lungs were very weak at the moment. My face turned blue...it's just undescribable...

I called up HQ to ask about my mission status...

Me : Just exactly what do i have to do at this moment...?

Trinity : Right now, all you have to do is wait for the right opportunity to record the conversation.

Me : Do you know that i'm risking my life here??!!

Trinity : That's normal

Me : I love...

*end of dream*

Huh?! WTF?!
ARGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I was so close to confessing!!!!!!!!!! Trinity was so cute....


(all the names of characters in this post are fictional. I didn't want to reveal their real names...especially Trinity)


Believe me or not, i talked in my sleep...

Honda Ad

Enjoy the link, its so cool how they linked everything together!
New Honda commercial in the UK. Very important that you understand:
There are no computer graphics or digital tricks in the film.
Everything you see really happened in real time exactly as you see it.
The film took 606 takes. On the first 605 takes, something, usually very
minor, didn't work. They would then have to set the whole thing up
again. The crew spent weeks shooting night and day.

The film cost six million dollars and took three months to complete
including a full engineering of the sequence. In addition, it's two
minutes long so every time Honda airs the film on British television,
they're shelling out enough dough to keep any one of us in clover for a
lifetime. Honda executives figure the ad will soon pay for itself simply
in "free" viewings (Honda isn't paying a dime to have you watch this
commercial!).

When the ad was pitched to senior executives, they signed off on it
immediately without any hesitation - including the costs.

There are six and only six hand-made Accords in the world. To the horror
of Honda engineers, the filmmakers disassembled two of them to make the
film. Everything you see in the film (aside from the walls, floor, ramp, and complete Honda Accord) are parts from those two cars.

When the ad was shown to Honda executives, they liked it and commented
on how amazing computer graphics have gotten. They fell off their chairs
when they found out it was for real.

- source: JDream

Click here to watch

Birthday Song

This is the birthday song sung out loudly by our very own Kugan in the cafeteria in APIIT upon "celebrating" other intake's student's birthday whom we all do not know...

Parental Advisory: Explicit Content

"Happy Birthday to you...
You are born in the zoo...
With the monkeys and camels...
All the monkeys f*ck you..."

*clap clap clap*

(-.-") We don't know who's Kugan

Students of KLD0F0503

As i had promised, i'm gonna describe these homosapiens with just one word (or more, depends).

Abdullah Khaled : Dead

Ang Kwong Yew : Strict

Chia Hong Leong aka Hong Leong Bank : Rich...?

Eric Ng : Athletic

Foong Chun Kit aka F.C.K : Friendly

Goh Swee Fun : Fun (the name says it all) ^^

Gokula aka Goku : Unintentionally outspoken

Jabez aka Jackass aka Jeebay : Matured (most matured among the guys) ^^

Jasminder Singh aka Jasmin : Cincau-fahn ^^ (God knows what that means...)

Kajendran aka Kajen : Cool 'buddy' ^^

Kugan : Bad Ass Joker =p

Leong Sai Mun aka Simon : Gentle giant ^-^"

Sasha : Nice to be with ^^

Tan Tiong Leong : Tough guy

Tan Yee Fatt aka Jason : Skillful

Terence : Cunning

Tin Kwok Sheng aka Stanley: Shy

Vimala : Quiet

Wong Sin Wah aka NS Boy : Intelligent

Yong Wy Howe aka 'Why How' : Hyper-talkative

*my apologies to those who felt offended by this post*

Screw Edward: Part 2

Bloody Edward called again at 9.30pm. Father picked up the phone and passed the phone to me...

Me : Hello?

Edward : Hi, it's me again.

Me : Ya...

Edward : Am I annoying?

(silence)

Edward : Hello? Am i annoying?

Me : Ya...

Edward : Sorry to bother you...but may i know when can you reply my letter?

Me : (You...my friend...are a bastard child) Haih...you called me just to ask when i can reply...I'll reply it some day lah...

Edward : Oh...what about tomorrow? Can you prepare it tomorrow?

Me : don't worry lah...i'll reply it...I'm busy these days la...(what a good-ass lie)

Edward : Oh, then like that...when you're free only you reply lah.

Me : Yalah...(annoying S.O.B.)

(hangs up the phone)

Dad : Who was that?

Me : Who else...

Dad : A boy?

Me : *nods*

Dad : Hah?! Sounds like a girl!!!

Mom : LOL

Me : (-.-")

Screw Edward...

Bloody Edward called me at 4.30pm

Edward : Hey, did you get my letter?

Me : Hmm...

Edward : Remember to send me your picture as well, you know!

Me : Hmm...

Edward : Sorry to bother you...

Me : Hmm...

Edward : You busy is it? what are you doing?

Me : *Game sound at the background* I'm playing my game now...

Edward : Ok, sorry then. I'll be waiting for your reply, ok?

Me : Hmm...

Edward : Bye

Me : Hmm...*hangs up*

Preferred Birthday "Presents"

I've been to quite a number of friends' birthday party or outings and what i realised out of their similarities are...they all receive presents...physically. What i'm saying is...birthday's aren't necessarily always celebrated with gifts and presents.

What's important to me are the memories that takes place DURING that birthday itself! Think about it, you only get to celebrate it once a year (assuming its your birthday), and all you get for that particular so-called memorable day are just a bunch of...either self-made presents or last-minute-presents...which by the way, wouldn't last too long before the next year arrives. I understand that self-made presents mean a lot to some people, but how long is it gonna last?

Ok, to make me sound NOT so biased...i would personally prefer (yeah, i'm repeating...) the memories. Say, during my birthday, friends treat me to a movie...or...say lunch...or a trip to KLCC...jalan-jalan...you know...I wouldn't want my friends to go around looking for a present for me just for my birthday. Heh, for those who are sincere...i can't stop them =p But for energy-saving's sake, i really wouldn't mind =) Plus, when we meet up again, we can share the joy and laughter together like this...

Things to talk about when there are no presents involved:

Me : Wah, The King Kong show very the nice-lah.

Friend A : Yalor, it would have been better if we didn't spill the popcorns in the cinema...kena marah teruk teruk after the show


Friend B : WTF man! Duno who went berserk over some dinosaur action *looking at me at the corner of his eyes*

Me : Aisey, nice show of course must "kan-cheong" a bit mah!!!

Blablabla...whereas...

Things to talk about when there are presents involved:

Friend A : Ei, so how was the present i gave you? Still keeping ar? Got dust or not?


Me : Yalor, put on my desktop to collect dust ROTFLMAO

Friend B : Ceh, the present i gave you much better, you can use it everyday. Convenient leh?

Me : Heh, yup! But then the cap you gave me...i cannot put gel while wearing the cap...(=.=")

*The above conversation is DAMN friggin lame!!!*

Hahahaha, so now you all know what i expect lah end of this year

A Little "Upgrade"

Changed the blog's mood by replacing the old music. And this time, viewers are able to toggle the music on/off so that you won't find it annoying when you're listening to your own music at home. And yeah..the banana figure there is just to reflect that i'm a funky person ^-^"


Other than that...did some 'underlining' for the header (nah, i don't think you all will notice that). It wasn't underlined before this. Besides that...i disabled the tagboard "1*beep*2" message. I didn't notice that the filter was turned on. LOL. Now you can simply curse without hesitating! Isn't it fun?! Huh?! FUN! Yeah hohoho...(laughs like an idiot) Alright, that was lame...One more thing...i'm thinking of adding more songs into the Mini Audio Player but i need to know the html code...so...work still in progress-lah tu


Anyway, it's all thanks to Terence da Fox! (see Ah Pak's and Ah Soh's section)
*parasite from him, don't let him know i'm doing this ,ok? Hahaha*

Terence, you know me...and i know you...you know that i know you...and i know that you know that i know you...so let's keep things to ourselves first ok?


P.S: If i have the time, i'll either upload the 2nd group's drama presentation or make a post describing my classmates using one word (if i can...). Students of KLD0F0503, you're welcome to visit anytime.

*Warning! Sensitive content*

Today's just not my day. Why? I'm not sure how to answer that as i myself is uncertain of it. It could be because of me being pissed at my ownself for doing STUPID mistakes for the test...OR...the lecturer is just too strict at marking his papers...you know..."one word wrong, whole answer wrong" kinda thing...

Yeah yeah yeah...im wrong so what? SO WHAT??!!! I paid full attention in class today and guess what? He made the same mistake as i did! He kept on mixing up two different things together, which by the way, could influence a student's answer in the test! F**k lah!

STUPID keywords in the STUPID slides!!! Lets just say i give u a simple statement for example...

Statement in the slide: A cow has four stomachs that helps it to digest its food.

Question in the test: Explain "what is a cow".

Student's answer: A cow is an animal which has four stomachs. After its meal, they help to digest the food.

WRONG, YOU IDIOTS!!!

Lecturer's answer: A cow has four stomachs that helps it to digest its food.

Tiu! Cant a student give his own answer according to his knowledge??!! Just because he wasn't using the EXACT words doesn't mean he's STUPID!!!


You know who you are that i'm talking about if you got offended by this post. This is MY BLOG, and if you aren't satisfied with what i had said...DON'T CONTINUE READING! Otherwise, if you know exactly how i feel...then don't take my words seriously. I'm still young and i had lots to learn. And that was why i decided to SHUT UP during your lecture today and didn't FIRE BACK AT YOU while you made the SAME mistake like i did. It's just that you didn't realise what you were lecturing. Period.

"Am I Annoying?" Hell YEAH!

The time was 3.23pm on Sunday...Edward Tan called...

S/he : Hi, can i speak to Eric please?

Me : Speaking...(oh hell, why did i pick up the phone...)

S/he : Hehe, erm...did you call me just now?

Me : No...why?

S/he : Why didn't you call me?

Me : (Why should i call you, you damn prick!) Errr...you didn't give me your phone number...

S/he : Oooh...then why didn't you ask me for my number?

Me : (get lost freak!) Erm...because i forgot...*i purposely came up with that excuse*

S/he : So...do you want it now?

Me : (Hell no!!! Stay away from me or i'll change my house number!) Erm...ok, sure

Proceeds to tell me her number...sorry...HIS number

S/he : Oh ya...i'm writing the letter now...so it'll take 3 days to reach your place. If it doesn't reach in 3 days, can you call me?

Me : (no, i will never call sissies!!!) Hmm...see first-lah.

S/he : Er...so can you start writing the letter now? We send the letter at the same time, ok?

Me : (Hoi! You nuts ar??!! Pukimak S.O.B.!) How? When i receive your letter only i reply ler...

S/he : Hmm...ok-lah...bye!

Me : Bye...

The time was 8.45pm...phone rang again...

S/he : Hello? Sorry to disturb you...am i annoying?

Me : (Lemme get this straight...You're BLOODY ANNOYING FOR AN 11 YEAR OLD CHILD! YOU CALLED ME MORE THAN 5 TIMES IN TWO DAYS!!! FREAKING ANNOYING BRAT YOU ARE!!!) No-lah, who said that?

S/he : Haih...that Vincent Tan scolded me...say i stupid boy blablabla...

Me : (Padan muka awak! Tai lei sei! Serves you right! Muahahahaha!!!) Aiyo, don't care about him-lah. he's like that wan...Anyway, i'm having my dinner now...

S/he : Oh ya, i called to say that i haven't bought stamps yet...so, i'll only post the letter on Tuesday. You call on Friday, ok?

Me : (I hope all of the post offices in Kedah get burnt down so that you won't have a chance to get ANY stamps...) Ok, sure

S/he : Ok, thanks. Bye!

Me : (Go die-lah!) Bye!

A Mysterious Phone Call

The time was 5pm...and i was laying my back on my 'not-so-soft' mattress resting and closing my eyes while listening to the 'not-so-pleasant' songs from my pc. While i was half-asleep, the phone rang violently but i didn't bother to pick it up because i knew that no girls would call me for anything unneccesary...

My mom answered the call from downstairs...then came up to inform me that it was indeed a call for me. I was curious at first...and was quite surprised to hear that the voice on the other line sounded like a girl's. So happy...got girl call me! \(^-^)/


She asked if i was Eric...and i said yes...(duh)...she said that she wanted a penpal, she decided to call me.

She : Hi...erm...Eric...what's your full name?

Me : Harlo...erm...why don't you tell me yours first?

She : Hehe...ok...my name is Tan...Tan (something)

Me : Err...what about your English name...? Do you have one?

She : My English name is Edward Tan

Me : WTF?! You sound like a girl! Are you sure that's your name??

S/he : Yeah...and please tell your mother that i'm a guy...scared she misunderstand

Me : Right...So what made you call me all of a sudden?

S/he : Because i want to have a penpal...i'm staying in Kedah...studying in a Malay school, very few chinese there, i'm very lonely...

Me : Okay... How did you get my house number?

S/he : Through your school magazine lor. Can see your face there...hahaha! But i like your hair lor...very cute (^-^)

Me : WTF?! Are you sure you're a guy...You really sound like a girl...

S/he : I'm a GUY...please don't call me a GIRL...i'm only 11 years old...im not matured yet to sound like a GUY

Me : Hah?! 11 years old? If you're in Kedah, how did you get my school magazine??

S/he : Oh, my brother is in Form 2 in your school. I have two brothers...one in Form 2 and another is 18 years old but he's not in Selangor.

Me : So...Andrew, tell me more about yourself before we become 'official' friends...

S/he : It's Edward...anyway, can you give me your house address?

Me : WTF?! For what??

S/he : I want to send letter...

Me : Ei, in this world...there is something called 'e-mailing' you know...

S/he : I know...but in Kedah, we don't have internet connection...i live in the kampung, no line...but i don't live in the rumah papan hehehe

Me : (-_-") If no line then how you can call me... (-_-") Anyway...who else have you called besides me?

S/he : Hmm...i'd called Mark...and Vincent Tan...

Me : Oh...why do you call guys instead of girls? I strongly suggest you call girls if you wanna make penpal. Sumore got lenglui in my school...go try your luck ler


S/he : Erm, im still young...not confident enough to talk to girls...do you have a girlfriend?

Me : Er...why? Currently no...still looking for one

S/he : Oh...

*I still suspect this person is a girl...anyway...i eventually gave him/her my house address...luckily i didn't give him/her my handphone number when she asked for it*

The time was 5.35pm...

S/he : How long have we been talking?

Me : Around half an hour or so...

S/he : Ok, i gtg...call me, k?

Me : .........call you for what..........?

S/he : I wana talk to you mar

Me : Then you call me lor...(-__-")

S/he : Expensive ler...

Me : You think very cheap ar if i call you? (-___-")

S/he : Nevermind ler...friend mar...

Me : Then you call me lor...since you're the one who wants to talk to me...

S/he : No, no, no...YOU call me. I'll be waiting!

Me : Fine...

S/he : Tomorrow after 1pm i'll be at home...bye!

Me : Bye...

*lol, s/he didn't even give me his/her phone number Still wondering if this person is a boy/girl *

The time was 5.55pm...the phone rang...

Person : Hello, can i speak to Eric?

Me : Speaking...

Person : Did you call me?

Me : Who's this? *so cute lah this person's voice* ^-^

Person : Edward la...

Me : .........no, i didn't call you............

S/he : Ok...nevermind then, bye!

Me : .......bye..........


why am i so unlucky