The Chronicles of KLD0F0503 (without a beginning...)
...nanti kugan duduk atas kita, mampus habis..no nid 2 take sijil oledi.
*Kugan grabs hold of WSW, pushes him to the couch and squishes him but Sin Wah retaliates and do a CQC (close quarter combat). He rips his arms off and burns a cigar on his face. But then kugan mumbles something that revived the dead army of...the Kugan-ators...which consists of Jabez, Kajen, Gokula, and Terence.
Without any moments to spare, WSW calls his *ahem* sidekick Eric (Wong) The Ericaminator.
Eraicaminator unleashes his ultimate weapon, "Twin Laser Gattling Gun" equipped with Kugan-ators sensors. The "Twin Laser Gattling Gun" comes from his chest...he fires at those zombie-like Kugan-ators...blasting them to oblivion...but Kugan decided to block his attack by creating a force-field...the "Ass-Field"...
Oh no! All Ericaminator's attacks are being absorbed by Kugan's gigantic ass-field! This is terrible! Out comes a mysterious Wy Howe "Annihilator Ping-Pong Guchi-Machi" smash that went right through his ass shield onto his groin and thus randering his shield useless. He repeated his technique against those Kugan-ators as they were totally no match for Wy Howe.
"Ngo ting lei ko fai" was his trademark and he goes on rapping his favourite verse like Sun Wukong (Monkey King). No, just when we thought everything was over...*drum rolls*...we still have the ultimate boss...Dvd Tan...
Upon hearing the news that Kugan is being annihilated just like dat, he stepped outta his room filled wif CT papers...he begins his yoga session..."mmm...ammmmm.... eeemmmmm....." Ultimate attack: "Loser's Stare"....all status damage including weapons power reduction. Wy Howe is no match for Dvd Tan! Wyhowe gets hit and sleeps like a log!
Dvd Tan: Nevermind, let him be. i wont kill him. as long as he doesn't disturb the class...err...i mean 'our evil doings'. *laughs like someone had just had some serious diarrhea*
...nothing can damage him at all...he is invulnerable...invincible, not even Bodhisattva Buddha can harm him. Everywhere he goes, his yoga mumblings could be heard, everyone is afraid...EXCEPT...*drum rolls...* The Powertough Girls!!!
The Powertough Girls are: Swee-NO-Fun, Veemarla, and Sasher! Woot!
1) Sasher has beautiful long nails that can do some heavy slashing when provoked, beware...
2) Veemarla has incredible speed that makes her prefer flying rather than running. Her speed can damage one's eardrums if she gets too near her victim.
3) Swee-No-Fun only waits for her sidekick to finish the job while she eats her favourite "Chin Cau Fahn" served by Jasminder...she eats while chatting on her mobile with Jason.
*history of Jasminder*
Jasmin came from a flower. He came just when it started to bloom... as like all destiny... he will aid them in the quest to destroy Dvd Tan. Only in the darkest time the holy Jasmin will appear...
*end of Jasminder's history and the end of part 1*
Coming up next...
Part 2: The introduction of the Bright Side and the Dark Side
Sneak preview: Veemarla uses her ultra quick hands to...
*wait for the next episode*
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