Why Are There Mad Dog Cases?

'Mad dog' is just a term used to describe a dog that has gone berserk. Sometimes there may be a specific reason to it, and sometimes it's just their f**ked up attitude. But most of the time (from what i had experienced through these years) it is the people's fault.

Just now while i was HAPPILY collecting my clothes back from the outside (cause it was gonna rain), there were 3 indian fellows who walked pass my front gate towards the end of the row of houses. The corner house owner has two dogs (duno what species cause im not good in naming one), a male and a female. The 3 indian fellows (a female teenager, a young boy, say around 13yrs old, and perhaps their mom) were chatting along when the two dogs from the corner house began to bark at them.

Before i continue, i would like to ask: What is the purpose of someone rearing a pet dog? Isn't it its responsibility to guard the owner's house from strangers (or occasionally postmen)? I don't see the point of having a pet dog when it's not doing a good job. Well, anyway, in this case...the dogs did a good job. Two thumbs up

But what had actually made me jump is the attitude of the darn child. As soon as they heard those dogs barking at them, the two women were kinda backing off, but the FUSOB no-brainer good-for-nothing Indian child went forth and provoked the dogs! WTF?! What if the dogs were to jump out of the gates and chomp him down into pieces while the two women stare in horror?! I bet i'll be laughing my own guts out Damn! Kids these days need to be taught about safety. ANTHING can happen, inside or outside the house. So whenever you read a news about a boy/girl get chomped (or most unusually dismembered ) by some mad dogs, think again...

Father's Day + Mom's B'day = ?

After college, i took a bus ride home...stopped in front of pyramid's bus stop...and thought, "next monday is my mom's b'day...what should i get her?". But before that, something else came through my pure innocent mind...games...wahahaha! =p Ok, nvm, let's just skip the game part cause im sure you all are damn friggin sick of hearing me mention 'games', no?

Before entering Memory Lane, i saw some card displays for Father's day. Again i thought to myself...when the heck is father's day? Decided to call a few of my friends, who don't seem to pick up any of my calls...friends huh? Right...Fine, i'll do this myself!

Upon entering the store, i was mesmerized by the cute girl standing next to me began searching high and low for the card that i find the most suitable but to no avail...then i shifted my attention to the cute girl again the stack of small cards (not birthday card though). Ah, what the heck! A card with a rose bud as the front picture is good enough, or at least it is better than nothing =p Proceeded to the counter...and the cashier took the card to scan it with her super high tech laser scanner (nah, im just exaggerating =p). I stopped her mid way to ask her the price of it.

What she said : Two-eighty
What I heard : Twenty

I was like...wtf?! RM20 for this damn card?! It is even smaller than my palm! Hah, so it was RM2.80...phew...But wait! Let me check my wallet if there's any balance left...you know me...a student who travels from Subang to Kay El, to and fro, 5 times a week, 4 weeks a month, couldn't afford more than RM4 for just lunch alone...Well, i actually can afford...but i'm afraid that i might have brought less cash. It turns out that i had only RM3 left in my wallet...so sad...Went home with just a 20 cent coin...haih...what if got robbed...what if i got kidnapped...what if i got raped? What could 20 cents do? Nothing! Oh well...(there goes my sense of nonsense =p)

Therefore...i didn't manage to get a father's day present. Ah, what the heck! Just wait for his b'day lor...it's just one month away anyway =p

Grocery: Store Wars

Check out this kewl modded Star Wars Sixology here. Everything's real except for the light sabres and the lasers. Live the hype now! Don't miss this great saga!

*Credits given to Einy for the site.

Too Occupied

I have not been updating my blog very frequently these days...because i'm a very busy person. You see, you don't know how it's like to juggle between blogging, studying, and playing. I had to quickly finish my assignment (yes, assignment without an 's') before another comes in. Speaking of the assignment, i forgot to mention that it is a group assignment. This means i had to wait for my college mate to finish HIS part of it until i can continue with mine. It really makes me insecure when he procrastinates. And now i'm doing last minute work coz of him...(-.-")

In the mean time, i also have to quickly finish up my games because more and more games are coming out next month! i can't procrastinate any longer! To add salt to injury, lemme just state all the games im playing so far...

1. Thief: Deadly Shadows (a quarter of the game already)
   
2. XIII (3 quarter of the game already)
   
3. Postal 2 (just started)
   
4. Soldier of Fortune 2 (haven't started)
   
5. Painkiller (just started)
   
6. Painkiller: Battle Out of Hell (recently downloaded, haven't started)

So imagine that, not to mention a new anime which i just got my hands into: Ichigo 100%. Haha, the story is about a boy who's eager to find out which girl is wearing the "Ichigo Pantsu" It's quite addictive

Anyway...a friend from Singapore is coming back to Kay El next week...and i need to get ready for his "home-coming" =D therefore...i still need to clear up a few stuff in my room and..oh yeah, not forgetting to burn 44 DARN CDS for my fellow friend who's been working in Summit...

And do you think i have the opportunity to blog? Riiiiiight...im indeed a very busy man... Don't worry, i'd done 99.9% of my assignment already. All i need to catch up is GAMING!

Next-Gen Joystick Feedback

It has been over a week and this all-new product has got plenty of feedbacks from our dear customers! We would really like to thank you people for sharing your thoughts and for those who don't find it quite impressive...well...GO TO HELL!!! we would also like to thank you for letting us know our weaknesses for the better if not for the worse. We've tried interviewing some of our lucky customers from all over the state...

Mr. Turnia Singh : I've tried this product and uhm..yeah..it really really gives me enough pleasure, oh yeah, if you get what i mean.

Johnny Liew : Err, yunno the moment when you grab the stick, yunno...i immediately feel it coming out, i mean yunno...it's GREAT! but yunno, it's quite addictive. My wife's quite jealous, yunno...

Mrs. Catherine Kong : Aiyoyo, this wan reeli make me sikk! How can lydat wan? Wan to create nu prodark oso dun make such dirtee wan lah! Some more can play game wif it, reeli sikk lah you peeple! I regret buying for my husband. *$#&(% to the creators of dis thing!

Uncle Bonnie : Now that's just kewl! I was playing a flight simulator game and oh wow, the controls are SWEET! I mean, I've never experienced flying virtually like that before! Guess what? I beat the whole game in like...less than 4 hours! It's good i tell you, go get it!

*Some rojak seller* : Eh, what toking u? Sori ar, neva heard of it b4...hehe, u wan rojak? buy wan free wan. veli the cheap!

(-.-")

Krishnan : I'm on Tv? Omg! Im on Tv! Ahem ahem...er...that product i bought was good! It's made specially for boys lah wei! It rulez when it comes to XXX. But while i was enjoying myself, the rubber around it tore...now damn sakit down there la...

Susannah Ong : Eyer...i never use it for hardcore purposes ler...so dirty and unhygienic! I oni use it for gaming...but still the side there koyak! Mebbe geser too much, hehe...=p

(-.-")

An angry and
frustrated Ah Beng : WTF product u selling to me?!! Just one day use oni the whole stick patah! Tiunyamachauhai! Really make me mad! Potong stim u noe! The thing summore not to say cheap! Damn bloody kow expensive u noe, cost me my two months salary ok?! Now see what am i supposed to do at home? I cant live without it! U all better gimme back my refund or i will sue u kowkow! I'll never buy ur stupid good for nothing products anymore next time! Waste my precious time and energy walking all the way to the supermarket oni! Go and @&#%%(()^#!#&@!@%^&*_*(^#@!# and @^@&*^(^(@$BYU#O%@$$ lah!

(-.-")

So there you have it...some of the comments from our kind customers (especially the last...) The Kukulatre™ serves the best among all joysticks...no?

Next-Gen Joystick!

Based on the knowledge we've got from A.R.M.P.I.T. (Already Retarded Malaysian Private Institute of Technology) college, our creative group had got together, thinking up of a new product to be publicized. We've thought about it day and night, we've shed blood, sweat, and tears together just to revolutionize the gaming world today for a better tomorrow. The new product is called...The Kukulatre™ (Pronounced as: coo-coo-later)

The Kukulatre™ is the next generation joystick used for most flight simulation computer games and XXX games. It is a more ergonomically shaped joystick, mounted on a more stable and 'round' base. Users can finally have the real deal of being there when they want to.

Example #1: A flight simulation game would now seem FAR more realistic than before. When gamers start to get a good grip of the Kukulatre™, the smooth rubbery texture of the stick gives them a great feel of what they'd actually expect when they fly a jet fighter. The buttons are also strategically located on the stick to ensure that the gamers will have full 100% control of the virtual aircraft.
What's important: A great feel + ergonomically designed + convenience = great experience!

Example #2: An XXX game would now be brought to the 'state-of-the-art' condition with the help of the Kukulatre™. All sex perverts that had actually tried playing XXX games on their PC would normally say, "Argh! It's the same old thing...what's the big deal..." The Kukulatre™ is here to PROVE you wrong! The Kukulatre™ manages to capture the attention of hardcore gamers now that it has the vibrate function (and i mean literally 'hardcore'). It also delivers 100% satisfaction to all sex perverts/sadists because the new enhanced joystick, The Kukulatre™, even has the 'side panels' along the rubber coated stick that can be pulled up and down repeatedly. Some XXX games require gamers to, instead of tapping keys to increase the level of orgasm, pull the panel up and down repeatedly very quickly in order to reach the "oh-gawd-i'm-coming" level.
What's important: A great feel + ergonomically designed + convenience = great PLEASURE!

The Kukulatre™ comes in two (2) designs:

The male:-
This design focuses more on the stability of the stick while it is constantly 'pulled up and down'. The base has a wider area than the other design, which makes it a better choice for more aggressive and tensed gameplay.

The female:-
This feminine yet adorable design enables female users (although rarely) to frantically 'enjoy the moment of their lifetime'...virtually. This female design will be manufactured 50% less of the amount than the male design because according to statistics...women play less flight simulation games than men. The base of this design has two (2) ball-like structures to support it as well as to give pleasure when the Kukulatre™ is used.

So quick! Get your own Kukulatre™ now! What are you waiting for? Call this toll-free number at: 1-800-i-want-a-kuku-latre-right-now. We're sure to deliver it to you in less than 24 hours! Call us back once you've received your next-gen joystick because we're eager to know the feedbacks! Also available at major IT centres near you. Thanks for your time spent, and have a nice day!

Doom 3: Blogger's Mod

* This post is for gamers only

More and more mods are created for various games these days, especially Half Life 2 and Doom 3. I've decided to 'create' one myself, focussing more on the weapons and their details. Below are the lists of weapons available in "Doom 3: Blogger Mod". Be afraid of the dark...or be entertained...lol!

Weapon #1 : Knuck-chucks
Range : Close range
Power : 1 star (out of 10 stars)
Description : Earliest weapon in the game. Players are FORCED to use this weapon as there are no other alternative means of weapons in the 1st level whereby hordes of zombies are thrown at you, powered and controlled by the forces of Hell. Requires a moderate mount of skills. It's fun to see the zombies 'dancing' as you spank them, lol!


Weapon #2 : Baseball bat
Range : Close range
Power : 2 star
Description : Second weapon you'll get. This is a very effective tool if the player is against flying monsters (ie: The Cacodemon, Lost Soul and The Forgotten). Sadistic players can treat it as if their playing baseball, lol. Golf? Nah...


Weapon #3 : Laptop
Range : Close range
Power : 2 stars
Description : A very common thing in the UAC (Union Aerospace Corporation) base as the base itself is full of electronic devices like computers, laptops, PDAs...etc...Players no longer need to squint at the PDA screen to read the dead's history (which they left behind to unveil the truth behind the horror). All the information can be found in CDs and DVDs. Besides that, the laptop is also capable of pummelling smaller demons (ei: Trites, Ticks, Cherubs, Maggots and Wraiths). The laptop unforgivingly delivers a death blow if it is aimed at the head of the demon. Impressive, huh?


Weapon #4 : Toilet plunger launcher
Range : Close to mid-range
Power : 5 stars
Description : During your visit to the (haunted) toilets in the base, you'll immediately realise that you have to use the toilet plunger launcher as your primary weapon. The toilet plunger is quite unhygienic and has some poo in the rubber hemisphere. Players will be reluctant to pick 'em up at first, but due to the endless spawning demons, they will seal their own fate with...err...poo? Pretty easy to use. Just aim it at a demon's horrendous face and launch it! The results are rather satisfying as the demon tries to pull it off its face, but often to no avail, resulting in it actually pumping more poo into its mouth and nostrils. The good thing is, you are able to retrieve the launched plunger back.


Weapon #5 : Flamethrower
Range : Mid-range to Far range
Power : 5 stars
Description : A decent First Person Shooter (FPS) weapon. As you all know, a flamethrower is the perfect kind of weapon to either light a place up or to fry some monsters alive! DO NOT use it at close quarters at ANY means or you'll end up doing the barbeque dance. Weakness: Ammo is rare! Use it wisely.


Weapon #6 : Toilet paper blower
Range : Close range to Far range
Power : None
Description : In this Doom 3 mod, the ammo in the base is very scarce. Basically this game is all about run-and-gun, but if you cant gun, you have to run! This is where this tool comes into play. If used correctly, lol, you will be able to temporarily blind the enemy and wrapping him up by shooting rolls and rolls of toilet/tissue papers, thus giving you the golden opportunity to run if you're low on ammo. You'll find this together with the toilet plunger. As the saying goes, "what could be more important than a tissue paper" (self made proverb, lol).


Weapon #7 : Water balloons
Range : Mid-range
Power : 4 stars
Description : Water balloons are very effective against fire element demons (ie: Imps, and Archviles) and fast paced demons (ie: Pinky). Throwing the water balloon onto fire demons could instantly wipe their powers off and the rest of the killing is up to you. Another way is to throw the balloons onto the path of the Pinky demon. This is to make the ground slippery and causes the Pinky to lose control while it is ramming towards you. Take this opportunity to finish 'em off. Doing this to a hellknight is suicide, lol!


Weapon #8 : Kamikaze
Range : Close range
Power : 10 stars
Description : You are 'blessed' with the power to suicide (instead of throwing water balloons at hellknights, lol!) with maximum explosion. You will instantly blow up the whole facility with your powers if you do not use it wisely. Radius blast is 20m in diameter. With extreme caution, you must be aware of your surroundings while you trigger the 'bomb' in you. Once triggered, you mustn't make contact with any other objects except for the enemy you are targetting. Simply touch the demon you wanna take with to hell (not the game's Hell though, lol) and "KABOOOM!!!". You can revive yourself but it must be done by using a health pack within 5 seconds after the explosion. If you fail...you've just bought yourself a one-way ticket to hell...

Weapon #9 : Holy bible
Range : Far range
Power : 10 stars
Description : The holy bible is also another alternative (other than the kamikaze) for killing hordes and swarms of enemies. When you open your bible, you will summon the naked angels of the dead (only applied to males XD) to fight along side with you. You cant really rely 100% on them because they're weak, but who cares? Angels keep spawning unless the enemy has managed to interfere with your 'summoning session'. That means you can summon as many angels as you want, BUT the summoning will stop once you are interfered.


There you have it! The weapons mod for Doom 3. Im telling you, if this manages to make a hit in stores, i'm gonna be filthy rich, RICH!!! Too bad the people of ID Software dont recruit students like me cause i'm inexperienced XD.

The Retarded Boy >.<"

Argh! Im typing this out of my frustration towards that boy! He is a total jack@$$!!! I cant stand the way he walks, looks and act! Lemme describe him in detail...

I often see him crossing the railway tracks (as a shortcut) although we come from the same area. I always take the courtesy to walk up the Motorola flyover (now no more Motorola already), then down again along the motorcycle lane beside the train tracks...and THEN walk up into the entrance of the station to buy my darn tickets. Whereas, he will be the one who follows the other adults (all of them are jack@$$#$$) crossing the railway track behind the Leisure Commerce Square building. Fine, that's not so bad.

What pisses me off when i see him is...YES...what else?! Of course the way he looks! His attire, his attitude, and his looks! He looks like a retard!!! He ALWAYS wears a VERY loose shirt (like those michael jordan's basketball sized clothes with 'short' sleeves), a 3 quarter pants that doesn't look like it's meant to be 3 quartered, slings a sissy looking bag aside his waist slung from his shoulder, equips himself with a discman and headphones, and HUNCHES while he's listening to the music! What a retard!!! He's thin and taller than me...which makes him even much thinner than me! imagine someone thin and tall hunching while listening to his discman and slinging his sissiy bag all the time! 3 quarter pants! WTF?! >.<"

The sight of him really sickens me! I need medical attention! What did i do wrong in my life that i'm destined to meet this guy (hopefully he still is one) at the train station every friggin morning??!! Fortunately for me, he takes the train heading towards Port Klang...phew -_-"

Argh! Gtg sleep now...its 2.48am...wish me luck that i don't meet him later...

Class Bloopers

Our Computer Tech (CT) lecturer had us all laughing for the day. Some were lame and some were...well entertaining, lol. Out of the many, i could only remember two stuffs that are worth recalling.


No #1:

We were talking about the bar code system implemented in supermarkets when one of the powerpoint slide-shows displayed a picture of fruits. The lecturer, David, was surprised to see the comb of bananas with a barcode sticker on it.

David: Haha, i seldom see fruits with barcodes stickers on them *laughing*

Me: Have...Carrefour and Giant have a lot =p

David: Oh ya, if you people go to the western countries, they do sell a single banana! They're not like Asians. Over here...if you go to Giant or Carrefour and you pull out ONE banana from its comb and head towards the counter, people laugh at you man!

Student #1: Sir, maybe he just wants to have it for snack.

David: Of all the fruits, he must take banana...isnt that dumb?

Student #2: No-lah sir, maybe he wants to buy it because he wana use it for personal matters!

ROTFLMAO


No #2:

David: As you can see here...*pointing at the slideshow*... we already have the kind of technology where a machine or a computer is able to shut down by itself. We have the 'Immobilizer' for example...etc etc etc...yeah, and one simple example in this classroom is the computer here itself.

Student #1: Sir, does it mean that all the other lecturers don't know the password to these computers?

David: Er, ya. You are right. You see, usually when you press the 'Ctrl+Alt+Del' button...*demonstrates a bit with the class's computer*...there should be a prompt...*silence*...oh dear...i think i've just logged off....damn...

Student #2: Yay! Class cancelled! Can go back early! Sir, cancel class, sir!

David: Hahaha, you wish lah...wait, let me try to enter the password...*keys in a few alphabets/numbers*

Student #3: Sir, cannot wan lah. That's APIIT's pc, you will never guess the password. Hahaha

The projector showing that the computer has entered Windows 2000...

Me: What the...how can you...OHHHH *with the finger gesture* You are a hacker!!!

David: Haha, not really lah. I guess i'm just lucky to get it right *smirk and laughs*

Sheesh, i suspect that our CT lecturer is a hacker...

Terserempak Benda Kotor

Yesterday morning, i woke up at around 7am. As a routine, i would use the bathroom before my mother does. After cleaning myself up, i headed back to my room and changed into my formal clothes to get ready for college. Soon, i'd head downstairs and take my breakfast, although sometimes i'd take the food along with me to college so that i could munch on some soft buns while walking.

This time i had decided to have my breakfast at home, lazy to bring it to college As you all know...Mr Blogger here has braces...so...kinda have to 'clean' my mouth after having a meal...coz if not...breath will stink...

Anyway...my mom went into her car to start the engine while i worked my way to the downstairs toilet to clean my mouth. That time father was still sleeping soundly in his bedroom. Sometimes he would come downstairs...duno for wat...kepohchi oni, haha!

Closed the toilet door behind me, locked it and washing my mouth while facing the mirror in front...and rinse...Aaahh...felt so clean once again...hehe...unlocked the door behind...saw my father walking behind me (towards the kitchen). Totally ignored him though, haha! Quickly grabbed my bag and slip into my shiny expensive leather shoes (muahahahaah)

Mom: Have you taken your bottle of water from the kitchen?

Me: *paused for a moment* Aih... *ran to the kitchen to fill the bottle up, head back to the car...* Eh? I thought just now i saw daddy walking to the kitchen? Where is he now?

Mom: He's still sleeping. I didn't see him come down also...if he came down, i would have seen him from here.

Me: Err...i saw him walking wor...but then when i rushed to get my water...he wasn't there wor...*goosebumps*

Until now, i still can't find an explanation for what had actually happened...i'd just asked my father about it and...he told me he went down to pass me something, but that was BEFORE i cleaned my mouth...sheesh...still haunted by it...

Villains Of Spiderman

As weird as it seems, no one (very few of us) realised that most of spiderman's villains are dressed in green costumes. Are the Marvel people hiding something from us? Or am i just suspecting something not worth suspecting? Take a look at these pics.

Notice that characters like (listed below) have at least a green stripe on their costumes.

1. mysterio
2. the chameleon
3. doc octopus
4. electro
5. green goblin
6. the lizard
7. the sandman
   
8. the scorpion
9. the vulture (naturally green, not shown in pic)
   

Just wanted to point it out to you guys, in case some of you didn't really notice it. Have a nice day (but don't get too paranoia about it )!

What's Scary?

How do you define 'scary'? Many (or most) people gave their thoughts about it and they said that the 'scary' element comes mostly from the sound effects, blurred images, and even acting skillz (with a 'Z'). I'd decided to make a survey, asking around for scary images and the things they fear the most. These are my results from the people i know.

Picture #1: Some are afraid of celebs such as Amy Lee (Evanescence) loool!



Picture #2: Understandably scary as you can see. Full of make-up.



Picture #3: Another Jap 'ghost'. The long hair technique sure works well.



Picture #4: Err...why does anyone want to be afraid of a rabbit?



Picture #5: Afraid to die? For some, coffins hold a bad sign...



Picture #6: A friend who's afraid of her own image...tsktsktsk =p



Picture #7: Ooh, kids love clowns. Unfortunately, adults don't.



Picture #8: My biggest fear...the cockroach! >.<"


Picture #9: Every businessman is afraid of losses, lol.



Picture #10: A girl said she's afraid of me...

Wake Up Call

While we (EV and I) were still sleeping in bed this morning...

*phone rings*
(9.15am)
Mom: Eric, Can you go to the bank today or not? You need to open up a bank account so that the gov loan will be transferred into it.

Me: Aiyo, can't do it tomorrow meh...?

Mom: Tomorrow bank close-lah. I tell you what. Later i'll go with you to the bank to open the account.

Me: Aiya...ok lah....zzzzzzzzz *blurring off and puts down phone*

*phone rings*
(9.20am)
Mom: Eric, i called up the secretary of APIIT. She said you need to get a letter from her to verify that you're still a student. Otherwise, you won't be able to open the account specially for the gov loan.

Me: Aiyo, then do it on Monday lor...zzz...after college only i go to the bank lor...

Mom: But what time will you be back? The bank will be closed at 3pm.

Me: I only hav one class on Monday...zzz...

Mom: Ok-lah, then you will have to go by yourself-lah. Have any problem, just call me.

Me: Ok...zzz....*hangs up*

*phone rings*
(9.25am)
Me: Harlo.......harlo....?........harlo.......? zzzzzz...........*hangs up*

*phone rings*
(9.27am)
Me: *mumbles: WTF man...people want to sleep...kacau only* ...Harlo...harlo.............................HARLO????? *mumble mumble again and hangs up*

*phone rings*
(9.30am)
Me: Harlo.......?

Mom: Ei, why you hang up on me?

Me: Couldn't hear anything lah...some more you call so many times...frus-lah...

Mom: Hmph, anyway...you have to go the bank today.

Me: WHAT??! Earlier on you said go today, then you said go on Monday. Then you called a few times more just to say i need to go TODAY.

Mom: You must be 18 and above for you to go alone la. Are you 18 yet?

Me: *silence...*

Mom: No right? So, i must go with you today. You haven't reach 18 yet. Parents or guardian must be by your side when you're opening an account. Better go early today, later i'll come back around 1pm. Don't sleep again.

Me: Haih...yala yala...zzz....*hangs up*

*Starts up computer, begin playing "Second Sight". After playing two or three levels, i went back to sleep *

Star Wars Episode III Spoliers Guide

This is a special post for the upcoming Star Wars Episode III. This post is purposely meant for spoilers, so please close this window if you do not want to know (even if you're eager to know so badly) the climaxes. Muahahaha! =p Some of them may not be spoilers, most probably because you ALREADY know it.

1. Anakin turn to the darkside and became Vader (like, duh...no kidding, some ppl are still blur)
2. Obi Wan versus Anakin in the volcanic planet, Mustafa.
3. Anakin lost his arm and 'fell' into the lava.
4. Obi-Wan: I love you Anakin, but i won't help you.
   Anakin: I HATE YOU!!!
5. Darth Sidious is Palpatine (his face was deformed by Force Lightning)
6. General Grievous has four (4) arms: with the other two being its own dislocated ribs
7. Grievous versus Obi-Wan in forgot what planet =p
8. Obi-Wan killed Grievous using a blaster pistol/rifle (WTF?! Potong stim already...)
9. In the 1st quarter of the show, you'll witness some space action. It's gonna be chaotic (i hope)
   
10. Padme gave birth to...Luke and Leia (duh...)
11. Padme was Force Choked by her own husband, Anakin.
12. She died after giving birth to the twins.
13. Anakin killed Mace Windu ( i think...not sure though)
    

Well, that's all i can think of for now. My mind is so crammed up, thinking of what could happen in the next few days. By the way, Friday's schedule is replaced with...erm...*to be continued*

Supermarkets: The Horror Within

If i were given a choice, i wouldn't want to go to a supermarket because of various reasons. But anyhow, i followed my parents because they said they're gonna have dinner in a fast-food restaurant; KFC, Tesco.

Hmm, going to a supermarket ain't that bad, since i've not been to one for quite a long time (say half a year? maybe more than that...besides, what i mean by 'going to a supermarket' is going SHOPPING). I dislike shopping...why?

• Too many household items. Most housewives could be seen in every department.
• Screaming, young, retarded kids either playing with trolley or crying because they couldn't get their favourite toys from the shelves.
  
• Limited parking. So many cars stalking each other just to get a free slot. That's the way it is man...
• Very few eye-mo's in supermarkets/hypermarkets. Like i said, most of them will be housewives...like those Aunties/Ah Soh's/MakCiks.
• The most disgusting sight is the sight of GAYS! >.<" I saw a Malay gay couple holding hands...SO DISGUSTING! I've seen many more in KL but...i didn't expect to see any in supermarkets as well...=.=" No comment...
  
• Big crowds. Just as you thought getting a place to park was dreadful, wait till the crowd piss you off. I can't stand crowds, especially those ignorant people who don't even realise they're blocking your way.

My parents and i were heading towards the escalator when i got separated by an @$$c!own Malay man. He came in front of me (between me and my parents)...and WTF?! He friggin stalled just before the escalator and let his family went first! And his family was taking their own sweet time! He really got me pissed! I really despise people who love to stall at the escalator. Sometimes i feel like bombarding the fella who does so with questions like, "Hoi! WTF man! You're friggin blocking MY way! Get lost if you're not using the escalator!" or "Your father's escalator is it?! Move aside-lah, FUSOB!". (FUSOB: Fkd Up Sunnovabtch)

That's basically the reasons why i dislike going to supermarkets. Heck, even going to pyramid isn't that bad. Plus, i get to see some 'eye mos' there as a bonus.

Before going into the supermarket...

Mom: Eric, can you eat dinner now?

Me: *looks at watch* Eh, it's only 5.30 now. Anything lah, my dinner time very flexible wan. Why can't eat later?

Mom: Your father and i are already hungry-la.

Me: You sure or not...You all hungry or don't want to push the trolley into KFC later...? See, told you all not to come so early but you all want to rush me. Now we have to eat early dinner

Mom: ................