Class Bloopers

Our Computer Tech (CT) lecturer had us all laughing for the day. Some were lame and some were...well entertaining, lol. Out of the many, i could only remember two stuffs that are worth recalling.


No #1:

We were talking about the bar code system implemented in supermarkets when one of the powerpoint slide-shows displayed a picture of fruits. The lecturer, David, was surprised to see the comb of bananas with a barcode sticker on it.

David: Haha, i seldom see fruits with barcodes stickers on them *laughing*

Me: Have...Carrefour and Giant have a lot =p

David: Oh ya, if you people go to the western countries, they do sell a single banana! They're not like Asians. Over here...if you go to Giant or Carrefour and you pull out ONE banana from its comb and head towards the counter, people laugh at you man!

Student #1: Sir, maybe he just wants to have it for snack.

David: Of all the fruits, he must take banana...isnt that dumb?

Student #2: No-lah sir, maybe he wants to buy it because he wana use it for personal matters!

ROTFLMAO


No #2:

David: As you can see here...*pointing at the slideshow*... we already have the kind of technology where a machine or a computer is able to shut down by itself. We have the 'Immobilizer' for example...etc etc etc...yeah, and one simple example in this classroom is the computer here itself.

Student #1: Sir, does it mean that all the other lecturers don't know the password to these computers?

David: Er, ya. You are right. You see, usually when you press the 'Ctrl+Alt+Del' button...*demonstrates a bit with the class's computer*...there should be a prompt...*silence*...oh dear...i think i've just logged off....damn...

Student #2: Yay! Class cancelled! Can go back early! Sir, cancel class, sir!

David: Hahaha, you wish lah...wait, let me try to enter the password...*keys in a few alphabets/numbers*

Student #3: Sir, cannot wan lah. That's APIIT's pc, you will never guess the password. Hahaha

The projector showing that the computer has entered Windows 2000...

Me: What the...how can you...OHHHH *with the finger gesture* You are a hacker!!!

David: Haha, not really lah. I guess i'm just lucky to get it right *smirk and laughs*

Sheesh, i suspect that our CT lecturer is a hacker...